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Thought Master of the Brain War
small green alien w/ a tractor beam
18+ content often but don’t retweet much porn
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SJW, feminist , and all around good fucking person. i don’t have mental illnesses either
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Bring Him Back.
Found this early John Cena promo (when he was the Prototype) and yeah I don't know how to describe it aside from being beautiful
Taunt spamming to build meter in this Dennys rn
October 9, 2026 at 4:52 PM
Yesssss!!!!!
October 8, 2026 at 8:23 PM
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they should make a spider-man comic about peter parker struggling in new york and he has to balance the demands of being a superhero with the pressures of his domestic life
October 7, 2026 at 7:07 PM
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it’s unintuitive but the gayer two fictional men are for each other the less “blowjob brothers” they become
October 7, 2026 at 2:03 PM
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MISANTHROPOLOGIST: recent studies show that stone age hunter-gatherer societies were a bunch of dumb assholes who SUCKED, a human tradition that has survived almost unchanged across the globe for thousands of years, to this very day
October 7, 2026 at 12:04 AM
I understood from a young age that I was born to organize information
October 5, 2026 at 1:01 PM
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i'm most myself in gas stations
October 4, 2026 at 2:18 AM
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I was told from a very young age to punish evildoers with my flaming hell kick
October 3, 2026 at 6:40 PM
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Share if you would do anything to protect the valley
October 3, 2026 at 3:59 PM
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also: it's boxxy's birthday! 4 years since we played our first show & released "it's more like embracing" :')
October 2, 2026 at 6:00 PM
if iced americano was a girl id propose to her
October 2, 2026 at 8:23 PM
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EDUCATION:
University of Evil - Bachelors in Terror
The Warlock’s Kiln - Masters in Twisted Dark Psychology

PREVIOUS POSITIONS:
Head of Illicit Executions, CIA, 2016-2020
Lord of the Never-Throne at the Heart of All Space, 2020-now

RELEVANT VOLUNTEER WORK:
Dueling with my demon blade, 2006-now
September 24, 2026 at 5:44 AM
anyone got any secret puke hacks
October 2, 2026 at 3:08 AM
House real big lemme show ya how I live
October 1, 2026 at 2:23 PM
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Real Housewives of Green Hills Zone
September 30, 2026 at 7:46 PM
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dick got me walking like simon belmont
September 27, 2026 at 12:36 AM
bedhead
September 27, 2026 at 2:51 PM
Slideshow Bob
September 27, 2026 at 6:34 AM
Im DL
September 27, 2026 at 3:03 AM
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it always irks me to see people treat heisenberg as an evil split personality that possessed walt like a ghost or demon because it completely disregards walts brilliant character arc, in which his worst urges and ego are enabled by wearing a hat that allows him to pretend he isn't completely bald
September 27, 2026 at 12:44 AM
Midwest emo feels like this
September 27, 2026 at 12:21 AM
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