Andrew Hilbert
@ahilbert3000.bsky.social
5gkilledgod.com
dreamcasttwo.com
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Join the postcard club by Tuesday and get a one of a kind painted magnet with your postcard. Dreamcasttwo.com
September 26, 2026 at 12:34 PM
Join the postcard club by Tuesday and get a one of a kind painted magnet with your postcard. Dreamcasttwo.com
Pet rocks need a comeback youtube.com/shorts/49KBb...
day 15 of showing you my art until I stop dropping them on my feet #art #petrock
YouTube video by Andrew Hilbert
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September 14, 2026 at 1:02 AM
Pet rocks need a comeback youtube.com/shorts/49KBb...
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every job deserves comfort, dignity and safety! 🫡
September 7, 2026 at 5:00 PM
every job deserves comfort, dignity and safety! 🫡
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GODZILLA DRAGS HIS PENIS ACROSS DATA CENTERS
September 4, 2026 at 10:10 PM
GODZILLA DRAGS HIS PENIS ACROSS DATA CENTERS
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GODZILLA STORES RADIATION IN HIS BUTTHOLE
September 4, 2026 at 1:40 AM
GODZILLA STORES RADIATION IN HIS BUTTHOLE
Feel free to print and make stickers as needed.
September 4, 2026 at 3:50 PM
Feel free to print and make stickers as needed.
Day 4 of posting my art until someone says "wow that art" youtube.com/shorts/U3q5f...
day 4 of showing you my art until somebody says "wow looks like art"
YouTube video by Andrew Hilbert
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September 2, 2026 at 10:27 PM
Day 4 of posting my art until someone says "wow that art" youtube.com/shorts/U3q5f...
A page from my upcoming chapbook "stop knowing" www.patreon.com/Dreamcast2/p...
A page from "Stop knowing" | Dreamcast 2
Another page from my upcoming chapbook
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September 2, 2026 at 8:00 PM
A page from my upcoming chapbook "stop knowing" www.patreon.com/Dreamcast2/p...
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Terrified to announce Rogue Marketing, a graphic novel I'm splitting in two to help lower the funding goal.
Marketing for supervillains, how hard can it be? Jimmy Noels is going to find out the hard way that there might be fates worse than being fired.
FOLLOW 🫶🏿
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Marketing for supervillains, how hard can it be? Jimmy Noels is going to find out the hard way that there might be fates worse than being fired.
FOLLOW 🫶🏿
www.kickstarter.com/projects/les...
Coming soon: Rogue Marketing PART 1
Marketing for supervillains. That sounds like a bad idea.
www.kickstarter.com
September 2, 2026 at 6:30 PM
Terrified to announce Rogue Marketing, a graphic novel I'm splitting in two to help lower the funding goal.
Marketing for supervillains, how hard can it be? Jimmy Noels is going to find out the hard way that there might be fates worse than being fired.
FOLLOW 🫶🏿
www.kickstarter.com/projects/les...
Marketing for supervillains, how hard can it be? Jimmy Noels is going to find out the hard way that there might be fates worse than being fired.
FOLLOW 🫶🏿
www.kickstarter.com/projects/les...
Restaurant owners trying to give you food poisoning just from looking at the menu.
August 29, 2026 at 10:56 PM
Restaurant owners trying to give you food poisoning just from looking at the menu.
I've neglected everything here's a haiku I will not punctuate this message goodnight youtube.com/shorts/aVAjO...
haiku everything: tiring, rain clouds follow me, no rain, suffocating heat. Godzilla everyday 283
YouTube video by Andrew Hilbert
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August 28, 2026 at 3:17 AM
I've neglected everything here's a haiku I will not punctuate this message goodnight youtube.com/shorts/aVAjO...
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#horrorwriterschat
Check out my first comic in collaboration with @ahilbert3000.bsky.social!
www.patreon.com/u73881785/po...
And find me reading in Austin 3 times in 6 days this/next week!
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Check out my first comic in collaboration with @ahilbert3000.bsky.social!
www.patreon.com/u73881785/po...
And find me reading in Austin 3 times in 6 days this/next week!
ryancbradleyblog.wordpress.com/2026/08/26/b...
August 26, 2026 at 7:04 PM
#horrorwriterschat
Check out my first comic in collaboration with @ahilbert3000.bsky.social!
www.patreon.com/u73881785/po...
And find me reading in Austin 3 times in 6 days this/next week!
ryancbradleyblog.wordpress.com/2026/08/26/b...
Check out my first comic in collaboration with @ahilbert3000.bsky.social!
www.patreon.com/u73881785/po...
And find me reading in Austin 3 times in 6 days this/next week!
ryancbradleyblog.wordpress.com/2026/08/26/b...
Chapbook coming soon. Join the Patreon at any paid level and get the digital edition free. Dreamcasttwo.com
August 21, 2026 at 6:11 PM
Chapbook coming soon. Join the Patreon at any paid level and get the digital edition free. Dreamcasttwo.com
What the hell Google
August 19, 2026 at 2:23 AM
What the hell Google
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SCAM ALERT: Do not order from www.fantagraphics-us.com, it is not a legitimate website! They have cloned our real website and are stealing people’s credit card information. If you want to order directly from us, please do so at www.fantagraphics.com.
August 17, 2026 at 9:10 PM
SCAM ALERT: Do not order from www.fantagraphics-us.com, it is not a legitimate website! They have cloned our real website and are stealing people’s credit card information. If you want to order directly from us, please do so at www.fantagraphics.com.
Backed the hell out of this
Alright let's go! Wikipedia Brown and the Case of Hotep Heist is live on Kickstarter
www.kickstarter.com/projects/les...
www.kickstarter.com/projects/les...
Wikipedia Brown and the Case of the Hotep Heist (one-shot)
Wikipedia Brown, boy detective, has to crack a case that hits way too close to home.
www.kickstarter.com
June 23, 2026 at 2:26 PM
Backed the hell out of this
Screw worm flies are in Austin Texas. Get fly catchers. They stink like shit but they catch a ton of flies including screw worms.
June 15, 2026 at 8:51 PM
Screw worm flies are in Austin Texas. Get fly catchers. They stink like shit but they catch a ton of flies including screw worms.
"Who can hook me to when their Paramount subscription so I can watch the presidents birthday party? " said nobody
June 14, 2026 at 10:35 PM
"Who can hook me to when their Paramount subscription so I can watch the presidents birthday party? " said nobody
Trillionaire shouldn't exist
June 14, 2026 at 12:58 AM
Trillionaire shouldn't exist
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I made a free patreon page for my writing! I'll be posting my newsletters and other updates here for all members to access, so it's a good way to keep up with me and my work! www.patreon.com/posts/160456...
My patreon page! Join for free, and support my work | Eve Harms
My patreon page! Join for free, and support my work by Eve Harms on Patreon. Join Eve Harms's community for exclusive content and updates.
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June 7, 2026 at 9:48 PM
I made a free patreon page for my writing! I'll be posting my newsletters and other updates here for all members to access, so it's a good way to keep up with me and my work! www.patreon.com/posts/160456...
Pre-order these bumper stickers now ahilbert3000.bigcartel.com/product/i-do...
I don't let Teslas merge bumper sticker pre-order
7.5" by 3.75"
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June 7, 2026 at 7:41 PM
Pre-order these bumper stickers now ahilbert3000.bigcartel.com/product/i-do...
200 days of Godzilla everyday youtube.com/shorts/hVRgU...
200 days of Godzilla everyday
YouTube video by Andrew Hilbert
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June 5, 2026 at 10:31 PM
200 days of Godzilla everyday youtube.com/shorts/hVRgU...
How does heaven see you
June 5, 2026 at 1:00 PM
How does heaven see you
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my friend @ahilbert3000.bsky.social doodled me as one of his deranged sonic characters in preparation of this month's ha! ha! storytime @ radio coffee & beer in south austin
June 4, 2026 at 6:39 PM
my friend @ahilbert3000.bsky.social doodled me as one of his deranged sonic characters in preparation of this month's ha! ha! storytime @ radio coffee & beer in south austin