cornchips guzzardo
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voted 2013 most likely. he him lapsed bi all in
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(at dark mcdonalds drive thru)
Speaker: oough. have you come to release me from my waking dream
me: nah sorry. can I get a repast of the forlorn
S: nine souls today. round up for the penitent order of dolora?
me: not today
S: ok pull forward (a boulder appears and squishes me like a bug)
Speaker: oough. have you come to release me from my waking dream
me: nah sorry. can I get a repast of the forlorn
S: nine souls today. round up for the penitent order of dolora?
me: not today
S: ok pull forward (a boulder appears and squishes me like a bug)
September 15, 2026 at 7:37 PM
(at dark mcdonalds drive thru)
Speaker: oough. have you come to release me from my waking dream
me: nah sorry. can I get a repast of the forlorn
S: nine souls today. round up for the penitent order of dolora?
me: not today
S: ok pull forward (a boulder appears and squishes me like a bug)
Speaker: oough. have you come to release me from my waking dream
me: nah sorry. can I get a repast of the forlorn
S: nine souls today. round up for the penitent order of dolora?
me: not today
S: ok pull forward (a boulder appears and squishes me like a bug)
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divorced guy dating profile that reads Looking For My Forever Wife
September 30, 2026 at 5:34 AM
divorced guy dating profile that reads Looking For My Forever Wife
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one must imagine Sisyphus ready for qa
September 30, 2026 at 5:23 AM
one must imagine Sisyphus ready for qa
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the overlap between people who worked at polygon and who have worked directly with Ishii is like a circle, how pathetic has polygon gotten for clicks now that all their talent has left
Amnesia Fortnight burned through stretch goals before a controversial announcement
Double Fine's New Game Project Raises Half a Million Before Hitting Controversy
Amnesia Fortnight burned through stretch goals before a controversial announcement
www.polygon.com
September 22, 2026 at 6:17 AM
the overlap between people who worked at polygon and who have worked directly with Ishii is like a circle, how pathetic has polygon gotten for clicks now that all their talent has left
no ring, what is this mime doing to his, etc.
September 22, 2026 at 6:07 AM
no ring, what is this mime doing to his, etc.
this website needs a fourth button where you can gently let a user know that they are responding seriously to a joke post
September 22, 2026 at 4:10 AM
this website needs a fourth button where you can gently let a user know that they are responding seriously to a joke post
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The best part of being an artist is that you can just draw whatever dumb idea comes to your head at 1am
September 14, 2026 at 7:16 PM
The best part of being an artist is that you can just draw whatever dumb idea comes to your head at 1am
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“You can’t “communication skill” your way out of a housing shortage” ~ @drmarcususg on TikTok
September 13, 2026 at 4:44 AM
“You can’t “communication skill” your way out of a housing shortage” ~ @drmarcususg on TikTok
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*giant screen in cars*
Drivers: we hate this. Theyre hard to use and distracting
Pedestrians: we're afraid of this bc distracted drivers will kill us
senior editors of car review websites: silence you fucking insolent hogs you will like what the automakers pay me to tell you to like. You worms
Drivers: we hate this. Theyre hard to use and distracting
Pedestrians: we're afraid of this bc distracted drivers will kill us
senior editors of car review websites: silence you fucking insolent hogs you will like what the automakers pay me to tell you to like. You worms
September 5, 2026 at 7:15 PM
*giant screen in cars*
Drivers: we hate this. Theyre hard to use and distracting
Pedestrians: we're afraid of this bc distracted drivers will kill us
senior editors of car review websites: silence you fucking insolent hogs you will like what the automakers pay me to tell you to like. You worms
Drivers: we hate this. Theyre hard to use and distracting
Pedestrians: we're afraid of this bc distracted drivers will kill us
senior editors of car review websites: silence you fucking insolent hogs you will like what the automakers pay me to tell you to like. You worms
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me: hey, aren't you jack reacher?
reacher: poster. mid-tier, by the look of it. you were on twitter until it became x. now you're just on one of the knockoffs, most likely bluesky, because you don't have the self-confidence for instagram or tiktok.
me: ok t—
reacher: peaked in the buzzfeed era.
reacher: poster. mid-tier, by the look of it. you were on twitter until it became x. now you're just on one of the knockoffs, most likely bluesky, because you don't have the self-confidence for instagram or tiktok.
me: ok t—
reacher: peaked in the buzzfeed era.
September 6, 2026 at 2:55 AM
me: hey, aren't you jack reacher?
reacher: poster. mid-tier, by the look of it. you were on twitter until it became x. now you're just on one of the knockoffs, most likely bluesky, because you don't have the self-confidence for instagram or tiktok.
me: ok t—
reacher: peaked in the buzzfeed era.
reacher: poster. mid-tier, by the look of it. you were on twitter until it became x. now you're just on one of the knockoffs, most likely bluesky, because you don't have the self-confidence for instagram or tiktok.
me: ok t—
reacher: peaked in the buzzfeed era.
this looks so gross please stop doing this
September 5, 2026 at 8:46 AM
this looks so gross please stop doing this
you're in her dms im driving 1500 sausages to the bunnings parking lot, we are not the same
September 4, 2026 at 11:10 PM
you're in her dms im driving 1500 sausages to the bunnings parking lot, we are not the same
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A gem at the county fair art show. 🎨
September 3, 2026 at 12:18 AM
A gem at the county fair art show. 🎨
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I do think “every rich person went insane during covid because it was the first time they’ve been inconvenienced in decades” felt a little reductive at first but damn if isn’t more and more compelling as the years drag on
September 3, 2026 at 4:50 AM
I do think “every rich person went insane during covid because it was the first time they’ve been inconvenienced in decades” felt a little reductive at first but damn if isn’t more and more compelling as the years drag on
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You'll never believe what most of the general fund DOES go to bsky.app/profile/rede...
Someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. My parks are dying
August 30, 2026 at 2:51 AM
You'll never believe what most of the general fund DOES go to bsky.app/profile/rede...
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Computer, show me a bunch of people who own 15 houses they list on airbnb suffering. And bring me a pint glass filled to the top with black rum
August 26, 2026 at 10:37 PM
Computer, show me a bunch of people who own 15 houses they list on airbnb suffering. And bring me a pint glass filled to the top with black rum
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vibe coder attaching a license to their github repo like "this code is copyright of someone, several people, or everyone else. by agreeing to this license I certify that the author is not permitted to distribute it"
August 26, 2026 at 7:33 AM
vibe coder attaching a license to their github repo like "this code is copyright of someone, several people, or everyone else. by agreeing to this license I certify that the author is not permitted to distribute it"
found my new favourite kind of reddit guy
August 22, 2026 at 12:46 PM
found my new favourite kind of reddit guy
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Censored Amnesty International UK report (345.47 KB)
A report by Amnesty International UK, documenting the threat posed by the anti-rights movement composed, which was censored after J.K. Rowling made legal threats.
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A report by Amnesty International UK, documenting the threat posed by the anti-rights movement composed, which was censored after J.K. Rowling made legal threats.
ddosecrets.org/article/cens...
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August 21, 2026 at 4:24 AM
Censored Amnesty International UK report (345.47 KB)
A report by Amnesty International UK, documenting the threat posed by the anti-rights movement composed, which was censored after J.K. Rowling made legal threats.
ddosecrets.org/article/cens...
Help us keep publishing: donorbox.org/ddosecrets
A report by Amnesty International UK, documenting the threat posed by the anti-rights movement composed, which was censored after J.K. Rowling made legal threats.
ddosecrets.org/article/cens...
Help us keep publishing: donorbox.org/ddosecrets
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At this point in my life I should be able to unlock a cat large enough to ride around & have adventures. At night I would build a fire and sleep on him & he would hunt a deer and share it with me. I have fed and been slept upon by enough cats in my life. It is time for them to return the favor.
August 17, 2026 at 2:14 AM
At this point in my life I should be able to unlock a cat large enough to ride around & have adventures. At night I would build a fire and sleep on him & he would hunt a deer and share it with me. I have fed and been slept upon by enough cats in my life. It is time for them to return the favor.