Alche_
@alcheunderscore.bsky.social
♂️ some guy who is absolute hot dogshit in human form.
⚠️ may make unhinged and questionable posts ⚠️
⚠️ may make unhinged and questionable posts ⚠️
Some guy named Pornelius
August 28, 2026 at 5:34 PM
Some guy named Pornelius
ozzagoon and fapsol being pedos and beating it to mlp futa slop... what happened to strictly having an adult woman fetish or a consent kink? they should've considered adding yharim or reworking desth mode destroyer instead of adding kids to their server and reworking their hard-drive!
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August 13, 2026 at 11:27 PM
ozzagoon and fapsol being pedos and beating it to mlp futa slop... what happened to strictly having an adult woman fetish or a consent kink? they should've considered adding yharim or reworking desth mode destroyer instead of adding kids to their server and reworking their hard-drive!
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they call me richard the way i be penising rn
August 5, 2026 at 11:54 AM
they call me richard the way i be penising rn
burger balls among us hawk tuah 67 grok ohio rizzler
June 29, 2026 at 11:15 AM
burger balls among us hawk tuah 67 grok ohio rizzler
i have no balls and i must piss
June 27, 2026 at 11:23 PM
i have no balls and i must piss
when that 9/10 furry baddie with that 8/10 gyatt blasts your chest with an anti-aircraft cannon!!!
June 23, 2026 at 1:54 PM
when that 9/10 furry baddie with that 8/10 gyatt blasts your chest with an anti-aircraft cannon!!!
JUST walked out of the #michael film about #michaeljackson and guess what? Not a SINGLE mention of this image here!!! The directors have a NARRATIVE and won't tell you how Michal Jackso n was born! THE TRUTH IS RIGHT HERE RIGHT NOW!!! Take that #liberals 😂😂😂😂😂
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June 9, 2026 at 10:11 PM
JUST walked out of the #michael film about #michaeljackson and guess what? Not a SINGLE mention of this image here!!! The directors have a NARRATIVE and won't tell you how Michal Jackso n was born! THE TRUTH IS RIGHT HERE RIGHT NOW!!! Take that #liberals 😂😂😂😂😂
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when i feel people have wronged me, i make little clay figures filled with cattle blood of the person in question and i power drill the heart and let the cow blood spray out just to feel rightous and powerful
June 6, 2026 at 2:14 PM
when i feel people have wronged me, i make little clay figures filled with cattle blood of the person in question and i power drill the heart and let the cow blood spray out just to feel rightous and powerful
guys would you still love me if i had a disease that made me move like an invicible wobbly edit?
May 24, 2026 at 12:44 PM
guys would you still love me if i had a disease that made me move like an invicible wobbly edit?
i don't care about my promise about not venting with this account anymore, i want to let off a long vent/rant tonight because living with anxiety has been slowly destroying me over the past few years and i want to let off my experiences.
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May 9, 2026 at 11:49 PM
i don't care about my promise about not venting with this account anymore, i want to let off a long vent/rant tonight because living with anxiety has been slowly destroying me over the past few years and i want to let off my experiences.
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the youth these days don't go on about skibidi toilet or ohio nowadays, back then these were pretty hip!
April 23, 2026 at 10:58 PM
the youth these days don't go on about skibidi toilet or ohio nowadays, back then these were pretty hip!
to everyone that sees this post:
April 3, 2026 at 11:26 PM
to everyone that sees this post:
Which fate is worse:
Gambling ad meme page son?
OR
NEET daughter?
Gambling ad meme page son?
OR
NEET daughter?
March 26, 2026 at 3:51 AM
Which fate is worse:
Gambling ad meme page son?
OR
NEET daughter?
Gambling ad meme page son?
OR
NEET daughter?
you know what? fuck it, i'm back.
admittedly left out of impulse because i wasn't doing well mentally + admittedly got embarassed after one now deleted post landed poorly woth someone i care about because of an unnecessary end to said post.
but idk, guess the alche schizoposting will continue.
admittedly left out of impulse because i wasn't doing well mentally + admittedly got embarassed after one now deleted post landed poorly woth someone i care about because of an unnecessary end to said post.
but idk, guess the alche schizoposting will continue.
March 11, 2026 at 12:57 AM
you know what? fuck it, i'm back.
admittedly left out of impulse because i wasn't doing well mentally + admittedly got embarassed after one now deleted post landed poorly woth someone i care about because of an unnecessary end to said post.
but idk, guess the alche schizoposting will continue.
admittedly left out of impulse because i wasn't doing well mentally + admittedly got embarassed after one now deleted post landed poorly woth someone i care about because of an unnecessary end to said post.
but idk, guess the alche schizoposting will continue.
running out of things to say, funny or otherwise since i have also vowed to not vent here again. so i might just abandon this account entirely, especially since i don't even check this place often.
January 31, 2026 at 2:50 PM
running out of things to say, funny or otherwise since i have also vowed to not vent here again. so i might just abandon this account entirely, especially since i don't even check this place often.
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update: i did not actually fucking mean this wtf
this year already is a nothing burger year. can we go back to new wars breaking out every 3 months again?
January 3, 2026 at 2:20 PM
update: i did not actually fucking mean this wtf
i am alive still, just haven't thought of anything funny to post. and i also don't want to go on depressing rant number 3839393737 since i probably should stop doing that unprompted. definitely seems to make people around me miserable (or ig tolerate me much less), so i will cease them.
December 17, 2025 at 12:26 AM
i am alive still, just haven't thought of anything funny to post. and i also don't want to go on depressing rant number 3839393737 since i probably should stop doing that unprompted. definitely seems to make people around me miserable (or ig tolerate me much less), so i will cease them.
call me mr testicles the way i am surrounded by the sack! 💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑💸💸💸💸💸💲💲💲💲💲💲💲💶💶💶💶💶💷💷💷💵💵💵💴💴💴💳💳💳💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰
November 15, 2025 at 12:52 AM
call me mr testicles the way i am surrounded by the sack! 💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑💸💸💸💸💸💲💲💲💲💲💲💲💶💶💶💶💶💷💷💷💵💵💵💴💴💴💳💳💳💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰
Reposted by Alche_
when try pte cat and it walk awa y fromy ou 💔
November 11, 2025 at 12:01 AM
when try pte cat and it walk awa y fromy ou 💔