alder
@alderfae.bsky.social
I like big books and I cannot lie, and also women.
If you enjoy my nonsense, check me out on Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/alderfae
If you enjoy my nonsense, check me out on Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/alderfae
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Pathologic 2
July 20, 2026 at 10:39 PM
Pathologic 2
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Cis people would rather be in a cult than go to therapy
July 8, 2026 at 1:07 PM
Cis people would rather be in a cult than go to therapy
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I'm truly just a dumb bitch 🙃
June 14, 2026 at 3:59 AM
I'm truly just a dumb bitch 🙃
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Stargate is better than Homestuck.
May 27, 2026 at 6:45 PM
Stargate is better than Homestuck.
I yearn for a rigid heddle loom so I can weave scarves and shawls so I can romantically drape them around myself and wait at the seaside for my long lost lover to return.
Plot twist - she's at work...or downstairs in the basement questioning her romantic life choices.
Plot twist - she's at work...or downstairs in the basement questioning her romantic life choices.
May 27, 2026 at 6:04 PM
I yearn for a rigid heddle loom so I can weave scarves and shawls so I can romantically drape them around myself and wait at the seaside for my long lost lover to return.
Plot twist - she's at work...or downstairs in the basement questioning her romantic life choices.
Plot twist - she's at work...or downstairs in the basement questioning her romantic life choices.
I really love living in a big city, but...can we just kick all the men out? I feel like the majority of my problems with strangers end up involving a man.
May 5, 2026 at 5:19 PM
I really love living in a big city, but...can we just kick all the men out? I feel like the majority of my problems with strangers end up involving a man.
My brain, for no reason: you're absolute shit, unlovable, and you should probably just die.
Me: It's not even noon yet, wtf.
Me: It's not even noon yet, wtf.
April 25, 2026 at 4:45 PM
My brain, for no reason: you're absolute shit, unlovable, and you should probably just die.
Me: It's not even noon yet, wtf.
Me: It's not even noon yet, wtf.
Apparently it's a 90s themed dress day at work and I forgot.
Thankfully, I look like a goth girl that never left the 90s every day anyway. So... technically I'm in theme.
Thankfully, I look like a goth girl that never left the 90s every day anyway. So... technically I'm in theme.
April 23, 2026 at 1:47 PM
Apparently it's a 90s themed dress day at work and I forgot.
Thankfully, I look like a goth girl that never left the 90s every day anyway. So... technically I'm in theme.
Thankfully, I look like a goth girl that never left the 90s every day anyway. So... technically I'm in theme.
I wish more people understood that if I'm reading a book - that is the universal sign of "do not fucking talk to me. I do not want a conversation."
I'm reading, shut up lol.
I'm reading, shut up lol.
April 23, 2026 at 1:42 PM
I wish more people understood that if I'm reading a book - that is the universal sign of "do not fucking talk to me. I do not want a conversation."
I'm reading, shut up lol.
I'm reading, shut up lol.
TIL that right turns on red was allowed in the US after the 70s oil crisis to save fuel.
ROR turn lanes are incredibly high for pedestrian and cycle crashes. Yet...it saves fuel, so who cares?
Killing people: fine
Human-focused infrastructure: the woke left agenda.
Wtf...
ROR turn lanes are incredibly high for pedestrian and cycle crashes. Yet...it saves fuel, so who cares?
Killing people: fine
Human-focused infrastructure: the woke left agenda.
Wtf...
April 21, 2026 at 4:41 PM
TIL that right turns on red was allowed in the US after the 70s oil crisis to save fuel.
ROR turn lanes are incredibly high for pedestrian and cycle crashes. Yet...it saves fuel, so who cares?
Killing people: fine
Human-focused infrastructure: the woke left agenda.
Wtf...
ROR turn lanes are incredibly high for pedestrian and cycle crashes. Yet...it saves fuel, so who cares?
Killing people: fine
Human-focused infrastructure: the woke left agenda.
Wtf...
I'm still watching videos about street infrastructure and as an American I'm allowed to say this:
The Europeans are right. We hate roundabouts bc Americans don't know how to use them. They're better than signaled intersections - y'all just don't know how to drive.
The Europeans are right. We hate roundabouts bc Americans don't know how to use them. They're better than signaled intersections - y'all just don't know how to drive.
April 19, 2026 at 7:49 PM
I'm still watching videos about street infrastructure and as an American I'm allowed to say this:
The Europeans are right. We hate roundabouts bc Americans don't know how to use them. They're better than signaled intersections - y'all just don't know how to drive.
The Europeans are right. We hate roundabouts bc Americans don't know how to use them. They're better than signaled intersections - y'all just don't know how to drive.
I watched a video about crosswalks and apparently, some have these flags you're supposed to hold while crossing the street instead of idk - making infrastructure slow cars down.
If my city does this, I'm trying bricks to all the flags to throw at cars to make it even easier for them to see ppl.
If my city does this, I'm trying bricks to all the flags to throw at cars to make it even easier for them to see ppl.
April 19, 2026 at 5:29 PM
I watched a video about crosswalks and apparently, some have these flags you're supposed to hold while crossing the street instead of idk - making infrastructure slow cars down.
If my city does this, I'm trying bricks to all the flags to throw at cars to make it even easier for them to see ppl.
If my city does this, I'm trying bricks to all the flags to throw at cars to make it even easier for them to see ppl.
Now that I bike everywhere, I find myself consuming a lot of material on urban infrastructure and this video I was listening to called stroads the "futon of the street" and now I can't unsee it.
April 19, 2026 at 4:07 PM
Now that I bike everywhere, I find myself consuming a lot of material on urban infrastructure and this video I was listening to called stroads the "futon of the street" and now I can't unsee it.
It's not ok to touch strangers.
It's not ok to touch strangers.
It's not fucking OK to touch strangers.
Bweh 💀
It's not ok to touch strangers.
It's not fucking OK to touch strangers.
Bweh 💀
April 6, 2026 at 11:10 PM
It's not ok to touch strangers.
It's not ok to touch strangers.
It's not fucking OK to touch strangers.
Bweh 💀
It's not ok to touch strangers.
It's not fucking OK to touch strangers.
Bweh 💀
Shit I didn't expect to say today:
Me: time to go home, y'all can't jump off of the furniture for a tiktok trend.
Me: time to go home, y'all can't jump off of the furniture for a tiktok trend.
March 28, 2026 at 6:55 PM
Shit I didn't expect to say today:
Me: time to go home, y'all can't jump off of the furniture for a tiktok trend.
Me: time to go home, y'all can't jump off of the furniture for a tiktok trend.
Had a random driver at the crosswalk roll down her window and compliment my look today.
Apparently I am serving cunt, this fine Wednesday morning 😂
Apparently I am serving cunt, this fine Wednesday morning 😂
March 4, 2026 at 2:25 PM
Had a random driver at the crosswalk roll down her window and compliment my look today.
Apparently I am serving cunt, this fine Wednesday morning 😂
Apparently I am serving cunt, this fine Wednesday morning 😂
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So, if my taxes are being funded for stuff by the government - then why does everything still suck?
How do we know that it's not all just being horded underground for a big ass dragon?
Dragons ❤️ gold. Gold = 💰💵
If the govt isn't funding Big Dragon then why are all the govt buildings so big???
How do we know that it's not all just being horded underground for a big ass dragon?
Dragons ❤️ gold. Gold = 💰💵
If the govt isn't funding Big Dragon then why are all the govt buildings so big???
February 28, 2026 at 9:06 PM
So, if my taxes are being funded for stuff by the government - then why does everything still suck?
How do we know that it's not all just being horded underground for a big ass dragon?
Dragons ❤️ gold. Gold = 💰💵
If the govt isn't funding Big Dragon then why are all the govt buildings so big???
How do we know that it's not all just being horded underground for a big ass dragon?
Dragons ❤️ gold. Gold = 💰💵
If the govt isn't funding Big Dragon then why are all the govt buildings so big???
Aesthetics for 2026 with no context:
Goblin Accountantcore ✨ 💰 🧌
Existential Crisis Office Worker ✨ 🖥️ 🖨️ 💀
Baguette Futurism ✨ 🥖🤖
Cyberpunk Grandmother 👵🧶👩💻
Crustpunk Pigeoncore 🐦🎸🎧✨
Goblin Accountantcore ✨ 💰 🧌
Existential Crisis Office Worker ✨ 🖥️ 🖨️ 💀
Baguette Futurism ✨ 🥖🤖
Cyberpunk Grandmother 👵🧶👩💻
Crustpunk Pigeoncore 🐦🎸🎧✨
February 28, 2026 at 8:59 PM
Aesthetics for 2026 with no context:
Goblin Accountantcore ✨ 💰 🧌
Existential Crisis Office Worker ✨ 🖥️ 🖨️ 💀
Baguette Futurism ✨ 🥖🤖
Cyberpunk Grandmother 👵🧶👩💻
Crustpunk Pigeoncore 🐦🎸🎧✨
Goblin Accountantcore ✨ 💰 🧌
Existential Crisis Office Worker ✨ 🖥️ 🖨️ 💀
Baguette Futurism ✨ 🥖🤖
Cyberpunk Grandmother 👵🧶👩💻
Crustpunk Pigeoncore 🐦🎸🎧✨
Pigeons are a totally underrated bird and no one can convince me otherwise. Fuck the "rats with wings" slander - #teampigeon
February 28, 2026 at 2:28 PM
Pigeons are a totally underrated bird and no one can convince me otherwise. Fuck the "rats with wings" slander - #teampigeon
Love having a patron get extremely aggressive with me to the point where my manager urges me to get to a secure area just bc I told him I have to contact security if he needs to use the phone...bc our desk phones are not public...
February 13, 2026 at 4:54 PM
Love having a patron get extremely aggressive with me to the point where my manager urges me to get to a secure area just bc I told him I have to contact security if he needs to use the phone...bc our desk phones are not public...
I'm gonna need old ppl on the bus to realize that having headphones on my head and watching tiktok on my phone is a universal sign of: NO I DO NOT WANNA MAKE SMALL TALK.
Even without these markers, I do not wanna make small talk. Just don't talk to me. Lemme watch silly videos and ride to work.
Even without these markers, I do not wanna make small talk. Just don't talk to me. Lemme watch silly videos and ride to work.
February 13, 2026 at 1:44 PM
I'm gonna need old ppl on the bus to realize that having headphones on my head and watching tiktok on my phone is a universal sign of: NO I DO NOT WANNA MAKE SMALL TALK.
Even without these markers, I do not wanna make small talk. Just don't talk to me. Lemme watch silly videos and ride to work.
Even without these markers, I do not wanna make small talk. Just don't talk to me. Lemme watch silly videos and ride to work.