Alexander Warn
@alexanderwarn.bsky.social
Actor, filmmaker and animator. Professional grotesque. Lamentations and surreal musings upon ones football team may occur.
This is what we look like to the referee, trying to get free-kicks.
Our overacting is to the standard of a local am-dram society deciding to do a "comedy" saucy panto about Snow White. #pafc
Our overacting is to the standard of a local am-dram society deciding to do a "comedy" saucy panto about Snow White. #pafc
Worst Death Scene In History - So bad, it's good! | Cinetext
YouTube video by Cinetext
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September 26, 2026 at 4:00 PM
This is what we look like to the referee, trying to get free-kicks.
Our overacting is to the standard of a local am-dram society deciding to do a "comedy" saucy panto about Snow White. #pafc
Our overacting is to the standard of a local am-dram society deciding to do a "comedy" saucy panto about Snow White. #pafc
Half-time musings:
In a race, our defence is easier to skin than a rabbit with a zip on its back.
Reverted partially to dropping easily on contact and going all doe eyed begging for free-kicks.
Why can't our strikers head? Do they close their eyes? Their eyebrows at weird angles? #pafc
In a race, our defence is easier to skin than a rabbit with a zip on its back.
Reverted partially to dropping easily on contact and going all doe eyed begging for free-kicks.
Why can't our strikers head? Do they close their eyes? Their eyebrows at weird angles? #pafc
September 26, 2026 at 2:49 PM
Half-time musings:
In a race, our defence is easier to skin than a rabbit with a zip on its back.
Reverted partially to dropping easily on contact and going all doe eyed begging for free-kicks.
Why can't our strikers head? Do they close their eyes? Their eyebrows at weird angles? #pafc
In a race, our defence is easier to skin than a rabbit with a zip on its back.
Reverted partially to dropping easily on contact and going all doe eyed begging for free-kicks.
Why can't our strikers head? Do they close their eyes? Their eyebrows at weird angles? #pafc
Pepple missing an open goal from a few yards out, Burton taking too long to pull the trigger within a few minutes of each other. Ultra League Oneing it there lads. #pafc
September 26, 2026 at 2:18 PM
Pepple missing an open goal from a few yards out, Burton taking too long to pull the trigger within a few minutes of each other. Ultra League Oneing it there lads. #pafc
Think about a combination of that Burton keeper kit with our third kit... and it makes this very 80s workout appear muted. #pafc
Jane Fonda Monkey Arms
ALT: Jane Fonda Monkey Arms
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September 26, 2026 at 2:14 PM
Think about a combination of that Burton keeper kit with our third kit... and it makes this very 80s workout appear muted. #pafc
Man City hire a new set of very expensive lawyers to try and make their inevitable appeal last 20 years.
September 25, 2026 at 3:01 PM
Man City hire a new set of very expensive lawyers to try and make their inevitable appeal last 20 years.
As the international equivalent of Jersey Mike's starts, I've often pondered if we're not just one of, but possibly the club whose managers have the most combined England caps. 12 permanent and temporary former full England internationals have managed us. 🧵 #pafc
September 24, 2026 at 4:26 PM
As the international equivalent of Jersey Mike's starts, I've often pondered if we're not just one of, but possibly the club whose managers have the most combined England caps. 12 permanent and temporary former full England internationals have managed us. 🧵 #pafc
This week, I 'ave been mostly listening to...
September 23, 2026 at 8:45 PM
This week, I 'ave been mostly listening to...
Thanks to this young man's debut, we've now had two Randells, a Rendle and a Rundle play for us.
Rendle and Rundle sounds like an old music hall act, full of cheeky songs, quick fire patter skits and a few risqué jokes. Once managed to get a single laugh at the Glasgow Empire. #pafc
Rendle and Rundle sounds like an old music hall act, full of cheeky songs, quick fire patter skits and a few risqué jokes. Once managed to get a single laugh at the Glasgow Empire. #pafc
Second-year apprentice Jared Rendle received praise from assistant head coach Damon Lathrope after a successful Argyle first team debut against Crystal Palace under-21s in the EFL Trophy. #pafc
Jared Rendle praised for 'excellent' Argyle first team debut
The second-year apprentice played the whole of the Pilgrims' 5-1 EFL Trophy win against Crystal Palace under-21s at Home Park
www.plymouthherald.co.uk
September 23, 2026 at 2:00 PM
Thanks to this young man's debut, we've now had two Randells, a Rendle and a Rundle play for us.
Rendle and Rundle sounds like an old music hall act, full of cheeky songs, quick fire patter skits and a few risqué jokes. Once managed to get a single laugh at the Glasgow Empire. #pafc
Rendle and Rundle sounds like an old music hall act, full of cheeky songs, quick fire patter skits and a few risqué jokes. Once managed to get a single laugh at the Glasgow Empire. #pafc
Maybe this is the poor dude's problem, his peak was in that type of academy style football.
It's too easy for them these games, as we saw with Finn last season. They're also not an especially good barometer as to where they are. Getting over the bridge is the tricky part. #pafc
It's too easy for them these games, as we saw with Finn last season. They're also not an especially good barometer as to where they are. Getting over the bridge is the tricky part. #pafc
Xavier Amaechi scored a simply outstanding goal and at times was a class above the opposition. The big question: Can he reproduce that sort of form in League One?
Check out my Argyle ratings from the 5-1 EFL Trophy win against Crystal Palace U21s:
Check out my Argyle ratings from the 5-1 EFL Trophy win against Crystal Palace U21s:
Argyle player ratings as Crystal Palace under-21s easily beaten
The Pilgrims led 3-0 at half-time on their way to a 5-1 EFL Trophy group stage win at Home Park
www.plymouthherald.co.uk
September 23, 2026 at 11:54 AM
Maybe this is the poor dude's problem, his peak was in that type of academy style football.
It's too easy for them these games, as we saw with Finn last season. They're also not an especially good barometer as to where they are. Getting over the bridge is the tricky part. #pafc
It's too easy for them these games, as we saw with Finn last season. They're also not an especially good barometer as to where they are. Getting over the bridge is the tricky part. #pafc
Navigating a wheelchair through the streets of Plymouth made more difficult by trucks with doors wide open, cars parked over drop curves, or deciding the pavement is a Chelsea tractors sole domain.
Next time we're forced into the road, we're going to stop in the middle of a lane. Screw you traffic!
Next time we're forced into the road, we're going to stop in the middle of a lane. Screw you traffic!
September 22, 2026 at 2:24 PM
Navigating a wheelchair through the streets of Plymouth made more difficult by trucks with doors wide open, cars parked over drop curves, or deciding the pavement is a Chelsea tractors sole domain.
Next time we're forced into the road, we're going to stop in the middle of a lane. Screw you traffic!
Next time we're forced into the road, we're going to stop in the middle of a lane. Screw you traffic!
It's our Associate Members-Freight Rover-Sherpa Van-Leyland DAF-Autoglass-Auto Windscreen-LDV Vans-Johnstone's Paint-B Teams-Checkatrade-Leasing.com-Papa John's-Bristol Street Motors-Vertu-Football League
-Jersey Mike's(not quite) Cup-Trophy-Cup-Trophy-Shield-Trophy group stage opener. Woo... #pafc
-Jersey Mike's(not quite) Cup-Trophy-Cup-Trophy-Shield-Trophy group stage opener. Woo... #pafc
September 22, 2026 at 8:30 AM
It's our Associate Members-Freight Rover-Sherpa Van-Leyland DAF-Autoglass-Auto Windscreen-LDV Vans-Johnstone's Paint-B Teams-Checkatrade-Leasing.com-Papa John's-Bristol Street Motors-Vertu-Football League
-Jersey Mike's(not quite) Cup-Trophy-Cup-Trophy-Shield-Trophy group stage opener. Woo... #pafc
-Jersey Mike's(not quite) Cup-Trophy-Cup-Trophy-Shield-Trophy group stage opener. Woo... #pafc
I do like a bit of online guitar "window shopping" on Reverb. Some of the prices people think they can get are beyond absurd. A Guild Red Special copy for nearly £5k? Really?
Brian May would have to have hand carved the bloody thing in front of me to consider coughing up for that.
Brian May would have to have hand carved the bloody thing in front of me to consider coughing up for that.
September 21, 2026 at 6:07 PM
I do like a bit of online guitar "window shopping" on Reverb. Some of the prices people think they can get are beyond absurd. A Guild Red Special copy for nearly £5k? Really?
Brian May would have to have hand carved the bloody thing in front of me to consider coughing up for that.
Brian May would have to have hand carved the bloody thing in front of me to consider coughing up for that.
Pepple enters Argyle's 100 top scorers. Granted 22 is enough to get in, but here a Canadian joins two Englishmen, a Scotsman, a Welshman, and a New Zealander.
Side note - if you can get hold of copies of Garry Nelson's diaries, I recommend. Far more insightful than the usual football guff. #pafc
Side note - if you can get hold of copies of Garry Nelson's diaries, I recommend. Far more insightful than the usual football guff. #pafc
September 21, 2026 at 11:24 AM
Pepple enters Argyle's 100 top scorers. Granted 22 is enough to get in, but here a Canadian joins two Englishmen, a Scotsman, a Welshman, and a New Zealander.
Side note - if you can get hold of copies of Garry Nelson's diaries, I recommend. Far more insightful than the usual football guff. #pafc
Side note - if you can get hold of copies of Garry Nelson's diaries, I recommend. Far more insightful than the usual football guff. #pafc
Sadly not unexpected.
From what I can glean, Olivia Giles is showing herself again to be quite the shot stopper. She is incredibly busy and keeps these scores down. #pafc
From what I can glean, Olivia Giles is showing herself again to be quite the shot stopper. She is incredibly busy and keeps these scores down. #pafc
September 20, 2026 at 4:16 PM
Sadly not unexpected.
From what I can glean, Olivia Giles is showing herself again to be quite the shot stopper. She is incredibly busy and keeps these scores down. #pafc
From what I can glean, Olivia Giles is showing herself again to be quite the shot stopper. She is incredibly busy and keeps these scores down. #pafc
Irow is now only one goal away from being our second highest goal scorer for players whose surname begins with I.
He's 16 away from the top scoring Billy Ingham (1907-1909).
Neil Illman, he's coming for ya! Unless Bradly Ibrahim starts banging them in. Which would complicate things a little. #pafc
He's 16 away from the top scoring Billy Ingham (1907-1909).
Neil Illman, he's coming for ya! Unless Bradly Ibrahim starts banging them in. Which would complicate things a little. #pafc
Match Highlights | Blackpool v Argyle
YouTube video by Plymouth Argyle
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September 20, 2026 at 1:16 PM
Irow is now only one goal away from being our second highest goal scorer for players whose surname begins with I.
He's 16 away from the top scoring Billy Ingham (1907-1909).
Neil Illman, he's coming for ya! Unless Bradly Ibrahim starts banging them in. Which would complicate things a little. #pafc
He's 16 away from the top scoring Billy Ingham (1907-1909).
Neil Illman, he's coming for ya! Unless Bradly Ibrahim starts banging them in. Which would complicate things a little. #pafc
This afternoon the team with a goal difference of -17, travels to the team with a goal difference of +17.
Fulham made a mistake by bejng polite and sitting on a 5 nil half time lead the other week. Oxford... Not so sure they will be as polite. #pafc
Fulham made a mistake by bejng polite and sitting on a 5 nil half time lead the other week. Oxford... Not so sure they will be as polite. #pafc
September 20, 2026 at 8:47 AM
This afternoon the team with a goal difference of -17, travels to the team with a goal difference of +17.
Fulham made a mistake by bejng polite and sitting on a 5 nil half time lead the other week. Oxford... Not so sure they will be as polite. #pafc
Fulham made a mistake by bejng polite and sitting on a 5 nil half time lead the other week. Oxford... Not so sure they will be as polite. #pafc
That time H.G. Wells gave it all up and became a Formula One driver.
September 19, 2026 at 5:41 PM
That time H.G. Wells gave it all up and became a Formula One driver.
Both defences seem to have pre-agreed a generous hosting policy in each box.
"Dear Sirs,
We believe it ungentlemanly to engage in such actions as encroachment into the personal space of the possesors of the ball. We hope this reciprocal arrangement is to your liking?" #pafc
"Dear Sirs,
We believe it ungentlemanly to engage in such actions as encroachment into the personal space of the possesors of the ball. We hope this reciprocal arrangement is to your liking?" #pafc
September 19, 2026 at 2:47 PM
Both defences seem to have pre-agreed a generous hosting policy in each box.
"Dear Sirs,
We believe it ungentlemanly to engage in such actions as encroachment into the personal space of the possesors of the ball. We hope this reciprocal arrangement is to your liking?" #pafc
"Dear Sirs,
We believe it ungentlemanly to engage in such actions as encroachment into the personal space of the possesors of the ball. We hope this reciprocal arrangement is to your liking?" #pafc
Ah my uni days and my only away trip to Blackpool.
A Marino Keith thunderbastard, of which there were a few.
Rickety wooden stand that was awaiting demolition.
I had a major headache, and was sat next to dozens of Dundee Utd fans who made a great noise and the old stand sway. #pafc
A Marino Keith thunderbastard, of which there were a few.
Rickety wooden stand that was awaiting demolition.
I had a major headache, and was sat next to dozens of Dundee Utd fans who made a great noise and the old stand sway. #pafc
2002-03 Blackpool v Plymouth Argyle
YouTube video by Memories of Argyle
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September 18, 2026 at 12:49 PM
Ah my uni days and my only away trip to Blackpool.
A Marino Keith thunderbastard, of which there were a few.
Rickety wooden stand that was awaiting demolition.
I had a major headache, and was sat next to dozens of Dundee Utd fans who made a great noise and the old stand sway. #pafc
A Marino Keith thunderbastard, of which there were a few.
Rickety wooden stand that was awaiting demolition.
I had a major headache, and was sat next to dozens of Dundee Utd fans who made a great noise and the old stand sway. #pafc
Why does every smegging thing want to give me a morning briefing? Smart watches are bad enough, now even my email...
I await my toaster and kettle ganging up, their own news style jingle followed by a debate "Junk bonds or Brooke Bond? Well, as a kettle..." I just want breakfast!
I await my toaster and kettle ganging up, their own news style jingle followed by a debate "Junk bonds or Brooke Bond? Well, as a kettle..." I just want breakfast!
September 17, 2026 at 9:11 AM
Why does every smegging thing want to give me a morning briefing? Smart watches are bad enough, now even my email...
I await my toaster and kettle ganging up, their own news style jingle followed by a debate "Junk bonds or Brooke Bond? Well, as a kettle..." I just want breakfast!
I await my toaster and kettle ganging up, their own news style jingle followed by a debate "Junk bonds or Brooke Bond? Well, as a kettle..." I just want breakfast!
Ballon b'Ore, sorry Ballon d'Or nominees who've been missed -
1. Fullbacks who launch the ball cross field and get a round of applause, regardless how useful it is.
2. Old YouTube showreels that make someone look "class".
3. Long-term injured. All become vital to a team on the treatment table.
1. Fullbacks who launch the ball cross field and get a round of applause, regardless how useful it is.
2. Old YouTube showreels that make someone look "class".
3. Long-term injured. All become vital to a team on the treatment table.
Lamine Yamal: Kylian Mbappé and I are best, but Ballon d'Or should be mine
Barcelona's Lamine Yamal says that he and Real Madrid's Kylian Mbappé are the best players in the world, but it's him that deserves to win the Ballon d'Or this year.
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September 14, 2026 at 5:23 PM
Ballon b'Ore, sorry Ballon d'Or nominees who've been missed -
1. Fullbacks who launch the ball cross field and get a round of applause, regardless how useful it is.
2. Old YouTube showreels that make someone look "class".
3. Long-term injured. All become vital to a team on the treatment table.
1. Fullbacks who launch the ball cross field and get a round of applause, regardless how useful it is.
2. Old YouTube showreels that make someone look "class".
3. Long-term injured. All become vital to a team on the treatment table.
What continually makes me chuckle, is that the conditions that led to VAR were initiated by Sky decades ago, filling hours of pointless, dull coverage, then joined by managers, players and phone-in fans.
They shouted about it. Wanted unrealistic expectations of officials. Live with your creation.
They shouted about it. Wanted unrealistic expectations of officials. Live with your creation.
Referees body admits error of judgement over Erling Haaland derby winner
The Premier League refereeing body Pro Ref admits an error of judgement in awarding Erling Haaland's winner in the Manchester derby.
www.bbc.co.uk
September 14, 2026 at 12:35 PM
What continually makes me chuckle, is that the conditions that led to VAR were initiated by Sky decades ago, filling hours of pointless, dull coverage, then joined by managers, players and phone-in fans.
They shouted about it. Wanted unrealistic expectations of officials. Live with your creation.
They shouted about it. Wanted unrealistic expectations of officials. Live with your creation.
The women have actually improved... Still not good enough though, 2 down at half time. One of which is due to the continued dedication to comedically complex goal kick routines.
In true "One Argyle" style, Babcock have their names on the shirts before the players do. #pafc
In true "One Argyle" style, Babcock have their names on the shirts before the players do. #pafc
September 13, 2026 at 1:52 PM
The women have actually improved... Still not good enough though, 2 down at half time. One of which is due to the continued dedication to comedically complex goal kick routines.
In true "One Argyle" style, Babcock have their names on the shirts before the players do. #pafc
In true "One Argyle" style, Babcock have their names on the shirts before the players do. #pafc
We know Reform, especially at local level, are work-shy, performative morons...
And it's no different in Plymouth!
A suspension within days of the election, four quit, one not declaring they're a councillor elsewhere, a leadership challenge from 8 of 12 remaining councillors, and this. Twats.
And it's no different in Plymouth!
A suspension within days of the election, four quit, one not declaring they're a councillor elsewhere, a leadership challenge from 8 of 12 remaining councillors, and this. Twats.
Furious row as 6-hour Plymouth council meeting shut down
Councillors voted against extending six hour meeting
www.plymouthherald.co.uk
September 13, 2026 at 12:46 PM
We know Reform, especially at local level, are work-shy, performative morons...
And it's no different in Plymouth!
A suspension within days of the election, four quit, one not declaring they're a councillor elsewhere, a leadership challenge from 8 of 12 remaining councillors, and this. Twats.
And it's no different in Plymouth!
A suspension within days of the election, four quit, one not declaring they're a councillor elsewhere, a leadership challenge from 8 of 12 remaining councillors, and this. Twats.