Chief Storyteller
@alexthestoryteller.bsky.social
I Am Alex the Storyteller
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www.alexauguste.com
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www.alexauguste.com
Check out #VividLifeTV and Patreon Streams
One of my boys lost his mother on Mothers' Day. He and I both lost our fathers young. This is the hardest part about growing up. It's the inevitable day when the parent who carried you the rest of the way eventually sees their fate.
I cried for my boy.
I cried with him, too.
I'm praying for him.
I cried for my boy.
I cried with him, too.
I'm praying for him.
May 15, 2026 at 7:44 PM
One of my boys lost his mother on Mothers' Day. He and I both lost our fathers young. This is the hardest part about growing up. It's the inevitable day when the parent who carried you the rest of the way eventually sees their fate.
I cried for my boy.
I cried with him, too.
I'm praying for him.
I cried for my boy.
I cried with him, too.
I'm praying for him.
So everybody a runner now, and ya'll still complaining 'bout gas?
Nahhhhh I seen you run 13.1miles for a medal. Now, it's for work.
Giddy up.
Nahhhhh I seen you run 13.1miles for a medal. Now, it's for work.
Giddy up.
March 20, 2026 at 12:38 PM
So everybody a runner now, and ya'll still complaining 'bout gas?
Nahhhhh I seen you run 13.1miles for a medal. Now, it's for work.
Giddy up.
Nahhhhh I seen you run 13.1miles for a medal. Now, it's for work.
Giddy up.
Idk how to explain it. I'm not overly concerned, but I have neither a desire to want or be wanted right now.
And it's weird.
And it's weird.
March 19, 2026 at 7:06 PM
Idk how to explain it. I'm not overly concerned, but I have neither a desire to want or be wanted right now.
And it's weird.
And it's weird.
Contrary, y'all...I do not want any person following me on ALL of my socials. TF is that about?
March 11, 2026 at 2:42 AM
Contrary, y'all...I do not want any person following me on ALL of my socials. TF is that about?
Y'all don't wanna hear my snack hot takes.
Cause TF is a boiled peanut? Sunflower seeds (disgusting, you fucking hamster)...
Don't get me started.
Cause TF is a boiled peanut? Sunflower seeds (disgusting, you fucking hamster)...
Don't get me started.
March 6, 2026 at 5:23 AM
Y'all don't wanna hear my snack hot takes.
Cause TF is a boiled peanut? Sunflower seeds (disgusting, you fucking hamster)...
Don't get me started.
Cause TF is a boiled peanut? Sunflower seeds (disgusting, you fucking hamster)...
Don't get me started.
They been talking about Ai-generated movies for a year.
We been talking about Sinners for a year.
You see where the lines are drawn?
We been talking about Sinners for a year.
You see where the lines are drawn?
March 6, 2026 at 5:21 AM
They been talking about Ai-generated movies for a year.
We been talking about Sinners for a year.
You see where the lines are drawn?
We been talking about Sinners for a year.
You see where the lines are drawn?
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This shit is FRYING MEEEE LMFAOO 🤣
March 6, 2026 at 4:50 AM
This shit is FRYING MEEEE LMFAOO 🤣
Yo...ffrfr
How did we all learn this ...in the late 90s? Coast to coast? World wide!
How did we all learn this ...in the late 90s? Coast to coast? World wide!
March 6, 2026 at 5:14 AM
Yo...ffrfr
How did we all learn this ...in the late 90s? Coast to coast? World wide!
How did we all learn this ...in the late 90s? Coast to coast? World wide!
My name is Alex The Storyteller and I'm gonna have to get reacquainted with y'all over here on Threads.
If you follow me, say hi and let me get this day started.
If you follow me, say hi and let me get this day started.
February 25, 2026 at 5:02 PM
My name is Alex The Storyteller and I'm gonna have to get reacquainted with y'all over here on Threads.
If you follow me, say hi and let me get this day started.
If you follow me, say hi and let me get this day started.
Blue Sky > Threads
February 25, 2026 at 5:01 PM
Blue Sky > Threads
Checking in From Florida.
It's BAD
It's BAD
Hey, so we’re about to enter a worldwide severe water drought.
February 19, 2026 at 5:22 AM
Checking in From Florida.
It's BAD
It's BAD
That's why I keep it 300
Fuck a nigga being Xerxes
Fuck a nigga being Xerxes
February 19, 2026 at 5:21 AM
That's why I keep it 300
Fuck a nigga being Xerxes
Fuck a nigga being Xerxes
In 2017, I found my old binder from my Creative Writing program at USF. I call this a canon event and it's 99% the reason why I'm here. Hope that helps.
open.substack.com/pub/alexaugu...
open.substack.com/pub/alexaugu...
I'm Here Now Because I Found A Binder In My Garage
A story about connecting dots backward, trusting your own breadcrumbs, and Radiohead.
open.substack.com
February 17, 2026 at 3:27 AM
In 2017, I found my old binder from my Creative Writing program at USF. I call this a canon event and it's 99% the reason why I'm here. Hope that helps.
open.substack.com/pub/alexaugu...
open.substack.com/pub/alexaugu...
Ceelo Green
Question for the Skyline: What was your HARDEST "cancel"?? Like the actor/singer/athlete that was the hardest to drop.
I feel like it's always people I don't fw getting canceled so it's never really a loss.
The hardest one was maybe TI because I actually liked multiple albums by him.
I feel like it's always people I don't fw getting canceled so it's never really a loss.
The hardest one was maybe TI because I actually liked multiple albums by him.
January 29, 2026 at 2:25 AM
Ceelo Green
What the fuck is up?
December 27, 2025 at 4:40 AM
What the fuck is up?
Tired not even the word.
December 11, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Tired not even the word.
Y'all talk to ChatGPT on that level?
Did we not all see Ex-Machina?
Did we not all see Ex-Machina?
December 10, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Y'all talk to ChatGPT on that level?
Did we not all see Ex-Machina?
Did we not all see Ex-Machina?
Wait what the entire fuck.
December 10, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Wait what the entire fuck.
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a dog. a plant. a Furby. something!
tell your tamagotchi what you'd tell ChatGPT. same shit
tell your tamagotchi what you'd tell ChatGPT. same shit
I need y’all to get friends in real life
December 10, 2025 at 5:06 PM
a dog. a plant. a Furby. something!
tell your tamagotchi what you'd tell ChatGPT. same shit
tell your tamagotchi what you'd tell ChatGPT. same shit
Who all on here lives in Florida? Just curious. If you follow me, please answer yes or no.
December 10, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Who all on here lives in Florida? Just curious. If you follow me, please answer yes or no.
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I had to face some hard truths about myself this year
December 10, 2025 at 1:30 PM
I had to face some hard truths about myself this year
I don't want no smoke
Baby girl you fire🔥🔥🔥
Baby girl you fire🔥🔥🔥
December 10, 2025 at 8:15 AM
I don't want no smoke
Baby girl you fire🔥🔥🔥
Baby girl you fire🔥🔥🔥
The hardest deaths we've ever had to deal with in film.
Honestly, argue with someone else.
Honestly, argue with someone else.
December 10, 2025 at 8:06 AM
The hardest deaths we've ever had to deal with in film.
Honestly, argue with someone else.
Honestly, argue with someone else.
I was nominated as the Best Videographer in the city. Ended a Finalist.
Dear fellow nutty folks up b4 2am,
Tell me something good that happened to you this year. ❤️
Tell me something good that happened to you this year. ❤️
December 10, 2025 at 8:04 AM
I was nominated as the Best Videographer in the city. Ended a Finalist.