Andrew Littler, Anime Protagonist
@alittler.com
I write books. I sometimes finish them, but I write them all the same. If my writing has conservative fans, I’m not doing it right.
Well, @justinmcelroy.bsky.social, have you see Justin 8 lately? Are you still ready to get zesty? Are you regretting giving your bit a date yet?
youtu.be/ONSWw4aBBLg?...
youtu.be/ONSWw4aBBLg?...
Pizza Delivery Clone- w/ MBMBaM
YouTube video by The McElroy Family
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September 29, 2026 at 12:58 AM
Well, @justinmcelroy.bsky.social, have you see Justin 8 lately? Are you still ready to get zesty? Are you regretting giving your bit a date yet?
youtu.be/ONSWw4aBBLg?...
youtu.be/ONSWw4aBBLg?...
Dear Internet: preference is not a bias.
Growing up with an Xbox does not make you biased towards it. Working for Microsoft does.
Growing up with an Xbox does not make you biased towards it. Working for Microsoft does.
September 21, 2026 at 2:59 AM
Dear Internet: preference is not a bias.
Growing up with an Xbox does not make you biased towards it. Working for Microsoft does.
Growing up with an Xbox does not make you biased towards it. Working for Microsoft does.
For someone complaining that people are putting words in her mouth, Pink sure as fuck agreed with everything everyone said she said.
September 20, 2026 at 4:55 AM
For someone complaining that people are putting words in her mouth, Pink sure as fuck agreed with everything everyone said she said.
Speaking of Muskrat being lying all the goddamn time, @oldmanweldon.bsky.social: www.jalopnik.com/elon-musk-te...
Elon Musk Has Been Promising Self-Driving Cars For 10 Years [Update - We Are Now On Year 11] - Jalopnik
Elon Musk has been promising self-driving cars are right around the corner for the last decade. And what a decade it’s been! Full of scandal, intrigue, and poorly manufactured cars and car accessories...
www.jalopnik.com
September 19, 2026 at 2:31 AM
Speaking of Muskrat being lying all the goddamn time, @oldmanweldon.bsky.social: www.jalopnik.com/elon-musk-te...
Thomas, a tank engine, is not Thomas the Tank Engine.
YouTube video by Tom Scott
youtu.be
September 15, 2026 at 4:31 AM
Speaking of vastly misinterpreting the intention of a community to the point of contradiction, @illconceivedpodcast.com - incels.
They began on a woman’s forum created to help lonely people find love. Naturally, the people with good advice used it, and those who didn’t, stayed.
Ipso facto: rot.
They began on a woman’s forum created to help lonely people find love. Naturally, the people with good advice used it, and those who didn’t, stayed.
Ipso facto: rot.
September 13, 2026 at 12:06 PM
Speaking of vastly misinterpreting the intention of a community to the point of contradiction, @illconceivedpodcast.com - incels.
They began on a woman’s forum created to help lonely people find love. Naturally, the people with good advice used it, and those who didn’t, stayed.
Ipso facto: rot.
They began on a woman’s forum created to help lonely people find love. Naturally, the people with good advice used it, and those who didn’t, stayed.
Ipso facto: rot.
As an angry atheist who got into Maher because he was the only one on TV, @oldmanweldon.bsky.social — Religulous is when I gave up on him, and realized how fucking lazy his arguments.
I still remember seeing the bus ad on the busses I took to Kwantlen.
I still remember seeing the bus ad on the busses I took to Kwantlen.
September 11, 2026 at 7:50 AM
As an angry atheist who got into Maher because he was the only one on TV, @oldmanweldon.bsky.social — Religulous is when I gave up on him, and realized how fucking lazy his arguments.
I still remember seeing the bus ad on the busses I took to Kwantlen.
I still remember seeing the bus ad on the busses I took to Kwantlen.
Well, it’s nice to see Bluesky is still the Gail Simone & Friends app.
September 8, 2026 at 9:42 AM
Well, it’s nice to see Bluesky is still the Gail Simone & Friends app.
Oh @dailyzeitgeist.bsky.social, how can you complain about great food songs and forget the greatest food song of all?
youtu.be/TCIg14jOYxM?...
youtu.be/TCIg14jOYxM?...
VeggieTales Silly Song Karaoke: His Cheeseburger
YouTube video by VeggieTales Official
youtu.be
September 7, 2026 at 1:18 PM
Oh @dailyzeitgeist.bsky.social, how can you complain about great food songs and forget the greatest food song of all?
youtu.be/TCIg14jOYxM?...
youtu.be/TCIg14jOYxM?...
This just in: Matt Taibbi is still the dumbest little shit ever.
September 3, 2026 at 8:31 PM
This just in: Matt Taibbi is still the dumbest little shit ever.
The greatest lie Israel ever told was this genocide is only bad if Germany does it.
August 20, 2026 at 12:28 PM
The greatest lie Israel ever told was this genocide is only bad if Germany does it.
We need to keep making more Luigi’s until they stop being convicted.
August 18, 2026 at 12:33 PM
We need to keep making more Luigi’s until they stop being convicted.
I’d be surprised if you hadn’t seen this, @jarvis.bsky.social, but Youth Pastor of Capitalism is the perfect description of Gary Vee
youtu.be/5Xpx0l6FXJU?...
youtu.be/5Xpx0l6FXJU?...
Gary Vee: The Youth Pastor of Capitalism
YouTube video by münecat
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August 15, 2026 at 10:08 AM
I’d be surprised if you hadn’t seen this, @jarvis.bsky.social, but Youth Pastor of Capitalism is the perfect description of Gary Vee
youtu.be/5Xpx0l6FXJU?...
youtu.be/5Xpx0l6FXJU?...
I’m sorry, @quorators.bsky.social, but this is the only Cheeseburger song that exists in my heart
youtu.be/TCIg14jOYxM?...
youtu.be/TCIg14jOYxM?...
VeggieTales Silly Song Karaoke: His Cheeseburger
YouTube video by VeggieTales Official
youtu.be
August 13, 2026 at 5:16 PM
I’m sorry, @quorators.bsky.social, but this is the only Cheeseburger song that exists in my heart
youtu.be/TCIg14jOYxM?...
youtu.be/TCIg14jOYxM?...
Speaking of explosive… reactions in a grocery store, @wtyppod.bsky.social, that’s how I found out you can have TOO many antibiotics.
What fun.
(And my parents just came home from wildfires in Canada 😬)
What fun.
(And my parents just came home from wildfires in Canada 😬)
August 8, 2026 at 10:26 AM
Speaking of explosive… reactions in a grocery store, @wtyppod.bsky.social, that’s how I found out you can have TOO many antibiotics.
What fun.
(And my parents just came home from wildfires in Canada 😬)
What fun.
(And my parents just came home from wildfires in Canada 😬)
@jarvis.bsky.social if you’re looking for D&D music, check out Pocket Bard — a very cool app I very much like and very much have no use for because I have no one to play games with.
And Jordan, but I can’t find his Bsky.
And Jordan, but I can’t find his Bsky.
August 8, 2026 at 3:07 AM
@jarvis.bsky.social if you’re looking for D&D music, check out Pocket Bard — a very cool app I very much like and very much have no use for because I have no one to play games with.
And Jordan, but I can’t find his Bsky.
And Jordan, but I can’t find his Bsky.
Ted cruz pisses his pants on purpose because he likes the wet warm feeling down his leg.
August 4, 2026 at 3:40 PM
Ted cruz pisses his pants on purpose because he likes the wet warm feeling down his leg.
There is a nonzero chance that Pete Hegseth’s opposition of vaccines comes from ‘mandate’ sounding kinda gay.
July 29, 2026 at 6:45 PM
There is a nonzero chance that Pete Hegseth’s opposition of vaccines comes from ‘mandate’ sounding kinda gay.
Blastoise is my dad
July 29, 2026 at 2:56 AM
Blastoise is my dad
Of course Republicans hate the queers, Nazis were historically opposed to the Allies.
July 6, 2026 at 8:39 AM
Of course Republicans hate the queers, Nazis were historically opposed to the Allies.
WAIT A SECOND
Does Noah’s flood mean no one else had a boat? Did they not eat fish, too?
Does Noah’s flood mean no one else had a boat? Did they not eat fish, too?
July 2, 2026 at 3:25 AM
WAIT A SECOND
Does Noah’s flood mean no one else had a boat? Did they not eat fish, too?
Does Noah’s flood mean no one else had a boat? Did they not eat fish, too?
Aggressive monetization, @morgansung.bsky.social? The Sims is the single most aggressively monetized game out there.
Expansion packs for The Sims cost a total of about a fucking grand. The game about living lives charge extra for having pets, for having a job, or going to school.
It’s a joke.
Expansion packs for The Sims cost a total of about a fucking grand. The game about living lives charge extra for having pets, for having a job, or going to school.
It’s a joke.
June 27, 2026 at 10:47 AM
Aggressive monetization, @morgansung.bsky.social? The Sims is the single most aggressively monetized game out there.
Expansion packs for The Sims cost a total of about a fucking grand. The game about living lives charge extra for having pets, for having a job, or going to school.
It’s a joke.
Expansion packs for The Sims cost a total of about a fucking grand. The game about living lives charge extra for having pets, for having a job, or going to school.
It’s a joke.
The Pokédex describes Pokémon as animals with powers, but we rarely see regular animals. This suggests Pokémon might be mutant animals that eventually replaced their non-mutant ancestors.
The fact that we still see fish could be explained by water powers being redundant under water.
The fact that we still see fish could be explained by water powers being redundant under water.
June 22, 2026 at 11:01 PM
The Pokédex describes Pokémon as animals with powers, but we rarely see regular animals. This suggests Pokémon might be mutant animals that eventually replaced their non-mutant ancestors.
The fact that we still see fish could be explained by water powers being redundant under water.
The fact that we still see fish could be explained by water powers being redundant under water.