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mobile security / symbolic execution . he / him
sat in seat 5G on the flight home and now i might have covid. coincidence??
December 14, 2025 at 10:16 PM
i think its not really a good representation of what we are looking for but the query for "number of people" yields 12854871 and the query for "number of grandchildren" yields 2191740.
ooo i think it might be possible to answer this question with www.wikidata.org/wiki/Wikidat... . though it seems like it might need to be rephrased to something like "people with parents that also have parents (within the database)"
Wikidata:SPARQL tutorial - Wikidata
www.wikidata.org
December 7, 2025 at 8:53 PM
watching the most recent great @acollierastro.bsky.social video and wondered what percent of people with wikipedia pages also have at least one parent with a wikipedia page. i figured someone may have already checked this but it seems like no. got 3/10 blue parents when going to random ppl pages
December 7, 2025 at 6:56 PM
'An internal document named “OPSEC”' is a very fun start to a sentence in the intellexa leak article.
December 4, 2025 at 11:46 PM
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We derestricted a number of vulnerabilities found by Big Sleep in JavaScriptCore today: issuetracker.google.com/issues?q=com...

All of them were fixed in the iOS 26.1 (and equivalent) update last month. Definitely some cool bugs in there!
Google Issue Tracker
issuetracker.google.com
December 3, 2025 at 5:28 PM
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javascript should support memory-unsafety, just to make things more interesting
December 3, 2025 at 10:21 PM
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cloudflare's on-duty IT staff bangs on the doors which I have padlocked from the inside as I calmly break open lava lamp after lava lamp and drink the contents
November 18, 2025 at 1:59 PM
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Doctor says, 'Dont worry, parser design is simple. Great programmer Kate Compton has written the parser you seek’
November 16, 2025 at 2:44 PM
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wish I was here
November 5, 2025 at 8:14 PM
fun little bit of code in CoreFoundation when you attempt to call addObjectsFromSet: with a non-set argument. it warns you 64 times while adding to "checkForAndForgiveClientSin" with the error message also including "Please wait while the system corrects this..." like its gonna take a minute lol
November 5, 2025 at 3:36 PM
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Some more cool JS Engine bugs found by Big Sleep were fixed in yesterday's Apple security updates: support.apple.com/en-us/125632
Technical details will be available soon at issuetracker.google.com/issues?q=com...
About the security content of iOS 26.1 and iPadOS 26.1 - Apple Support
This document describes the security content of iOS 26.1 and iPadOS 26.1.
support.apple.com
November 4, 2025 at 5:10 PM
petition to change the name "big sleep" to "superhuman hacking machine" so i feel less bad about it finding 1000x more bugs than me
November 4, 2025 at 6:01 PM
support.apple.com/en-us/125632

the name "big sleep" feels a lot more insulting now that its really threatening to take our jobs
About the security content of iOS 26.1 and iPadOS 26.1 - Apple Support
This document describes the security content of iOS 26.1 and iPadOS 26.1.
support.apple.com
November 4, 2025 at 5:19 PM
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does everybody know about my favorite website, the embroidery tips page that forgot to close its <h3> tags
Embroidery Trouble Shooting Page
Embroidery Trouble Shooting Answers to all your questions about Embroidery problems
web.archive.org
October 25, 2024 at 3:39 PM
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turning a big dial taht says "AI" on it and constantly looking back at the market for approval like a contestant on the price is right.
October 27, 2025 at 11:09 PM
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tired: traveling for halloween
wired: spooky action at a distance
October 23, 2025 at 8:12 AM
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this psyduck is adorable
October 12, 2025 at 12:30 PM
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Apple is planning a special initiative featuring iPhone 17 with Memory Integrity Enforcement. To rapidly make this defense available to those targeted by mercenary spyware, the company will provide a thousand iPhone 17 devices to civil society organizations.

security.apple.com/blog/apple-s...
A major evolution of Apple Security Bounty, with the industry's top awards for the most advanced research - Apple Security Research
Today we’re announcing the next major chapter for Apple Security Bounty, featuring the industry’s highest rewards — up to $2 million and a maximum payout in excess of $5 million — expanded research ca...
security.apple.com
October 10, 2025 at 3:52 PM
(guy designing c++): alright how do we make it as hard as possible to find the actual value of a variable
October 10, 2025 at 6:49 PM
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NEW: In May, a Texas police department said they used the powerful Flock surveillance network against a woman who had an abortion "for her safety"

Newly obtained court records show it was a 'death investigation,' and they considered charging her with a crime

www.404media.co/police-said-...
Police Said They Surveilled Woman Who Had an Abortion for Her 'Safety.' Court Records Show They Considered Charging Her With a Crime
Court records show that the narrative Flock and a Texas Sheriff's Office has told the public isn't the whole story, and that police were conducting a 'death investigation' into the abortion.
www.404media.co
October 7, 2025 at 1:04 PM
its pretty cool how we are warping our economy so that it will either develop AGI or completely implode.

(actually a part of me does unfortunately really think this is cool)
October 7, 2025 at 12:30 PM
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