Allison Burnell
@allib513.bsky.social
Soul at Planet Earth. Threat to the New World Order. Giver of Zero Fucks. Snarkastic. NO DMs.
Do you know how people refer to "Throwing someone under the bus?”
The new term now is "Throw them in the decoy plane!”
The new term now is "Throw them in the decoy plane!”
August 14, 2026 at 9:17 PM
Do you know how people refer to "Throwing someone under the bus?”
The new term now is "Throw them in the decoy plane!”
The new term now is "Throw them in the decoy plane!”
Today is August 12th. On tap we have:
- a solar eclipse
- a new moon
- rare planetary alignment
- meteor shower.
🤔
Who else thinks today might be a huge Ctrl+Alt+Delete from the universe??
God knows, Planet Earth certainly needs a hard reset.
- a solar eclipse
- a new moon
- rare planetary alignment
- meteor shower.
🤔
Who else thinks today might be a huge Ctrl+Alt+Delete from the universe??
God knows, Planet Earth certainly needs a hard reset.
August 12, 2026 at 9:23 PM
Today is August 12th. On tap we have:
- a solar eclipse
- a new moon
- rare planetary alignment
- meteor shower.
🤔
Who else thinks today might be a huge Ctrl+Alt+Delete from the universe??
God knows, Planet Earth certainly needs a hard reset.
- a solar eclipse
- a new moon
- rare planetary alignment
- meteor shower.
🤔
Who else thinks today might be a huge Ctrl+Alt+Delete from the universe??
God knows, Planet Earth certainly needs a hard reset.
Hi everyone! Tippy is sitting at #8, and the cutoff for Top 5 is tonight! Would you please take a moment to cast a vote for her?? Shares are also appreciated! ❤️
americasfavpet.com/2026/tippy-7...
americasfavpet.com/2026/tippy-7...
Will Tippy take home $10,000 and be featured on the cover of Modern Dog? You decide!
Tippy is a tiny girl, a stray I drove 8 hours to rescue. She was starved and dehydrated, but has nearly doubled her weight since September.
americasfavpet.com
February 5, 2026 at 7:39 PM
Hi everyone! Tippy is sitting at #8, and the cutoff for Top 5 is tonight! Would you please take a moment to cast a vote for her?? Shares are also appreciated! ❤️
americasfavpet.com/2026/tippy-7...
americasfavpet.com/2026/tippy-7...
Hi followers!! Thank you to anyone who has voted for my sweet pup Tippy so far! Today, votes are DOUBLED until 9 pm! If you have a moment, could you please vote? You can vote once each day! Likes and shares are appreciated too! ❤️
americasfavpet.com/2026/tippy-7...
americasfavpet.com/2026/tippy-7...
Will Tippy take home $10,000 and be featured on the cover of Modern Dog? You decide!
Tippy is a tiny girl, a stray I drove 8 hours to rescue. She was starved and dehydrated, but has nearly doubled her weight since September.
americasfavpet.com
January 13, 2026 at 5:46 PM
Hi followers!! Thank you to anyone who has voted for my sweet pup Tippy so far! Today, votes are DOUBLED until 9 pm! If you have a moment, could you please vote? You can vote once each day! Likes and shares are appreciated too! ❤️
americasfavpet.com/2026/tippy-7...
americasfavpet.com/2026/tippy-7...
Woukd you do me a favor, and vote for my little pup? Likes and shares would be appreciated! ❤️ americasfavpet.com/2026/tippy-7...
Will Tippy take home $10,000 and be featured on the cover of Modern Dog? You decide!
Tippy is a tiny girl, a stray I drove 8 hours to rescue. She was starved and dehydrated, but has nearly doubled her weight since September.
americasfavpet.com
January 6, 2026 at 2:11 AM
Woukd you do me a favor, and vote for my little pup? Likes and shares would be appreciated! ❤️ americasfavpet.com/2026/tippy-7...
Reposted by Allison Burnell
He could’ve fought, but he faked bone spurs. So someone else had to go in his place - most likely a working class kid whose daddy couldn’t afford to bribe a doctor. Now he’s talking shit about how it should’ve been fought.
October 5, 2025 at 11:55 PM
He could’ve fought, but he faked bone spurs. So someone else had to go in his place - most likely a working class kid whose daddy couldn’t afford to bribe a doctor. Now he’s talking shit about how it should’ve been fought.
Unless Amelia Earhart landed on Epstein Island, we don’t give a fuck.
September 28, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Unless Amelia Earhart landed on Epstein Island, we don’t give a fuck.
It's been a rough week for MAGA... they waged war against acetaminophen, antifa, escalators and Jimmy Kimmel.😮💨 and lost. BIGLY.
September 24, 2025 at 3:22 PM
It's been a rough week for MAGA... they waged war against acetaminophen, antifa, escalators and Jimmy Kimmel.😮💨 and lost. BIGLY.
It’s like a Boy Scout project … with guns!
Perhaps they can be deployed to rake forests?!
Guess it wasn’t an “emergency” after all. 🙄
#FreeDC
Perhaps they can be deployed to rake forests?!
Guess it wasn’t an “emergency” after all. 🙄
#FreeDC
August 27, 2025 at 12:57 AM
It’s like a Boy Scout project … with guns!
Perhaps they can be deployed to rake forests?!
Guess it wasn’t an “emergency” after all. 🙄
#FreeDC
Perhaps they can be deployed to rake forests?!
Guess it wasn’t an “emergency” after all. 🙄
#FreeDC
August 24, 2025 at 9:45 PM
