Al
@almc.bsky.social
Cat parent, plant person, tea enthusiast & NHS cog. You're welcome to my terrible opinions. Ralph Wiggum is my spirit animal. #学习中文 (he/him)🏳️🌈 🏳️⚧️
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No cheating your last saved picture of a celebrity is your therapist.
He looks like he would definitely be able to solve all my problems in this picture.
He looks like he would definitely be able to solve all my problems in this picture.
February 22, 2026 at 7:27 AM
No cheating your last saved picture of a celebrity is your therapist.
He looks like he would definitely be able to solve all my problems in this picture.
He looks like he would definitely be able to solve all my problems in this picture.
Rant incoming:
I applied to do a course in November that colleagues have been going to every year for at least the last 5 years.
The course starts next Tuesday.
Have I got the funding / go ahead from work? No I have not.
I filled in all the forms and got it approved by 3 levels of bosses.
I applied to do a course in November that colleagues have been going to every year for at least the last 5 years.
The course starts next Tuesday.
Have I got the funding / go ahead from work? No I have not.
I filled in all the forms and got it approved by 3 levels of bosses.
February 13, 2026 at 1:28 PM
Rant incoming:
I applied to do a course in November that colleagues have been going to every year for at least the last 5 years.
The course starts next Tuesday.
Have I got the funding / go ahead from work? No I have not.
I filled in all the forms and got it approved by 3 levels of bosses.
I applied to do a course in November that colleagues have been going to every year for at least the last 5 years.
The course starts next Tuesday.
Have I got the funding / go ahead from work? No I have not.
I filled in all the forms and got it approved by 3 levels of bosses.
Are you?
Watching the Benito Bowl for the 4th time to cheer myself up? … Yes yes I am 🙂↕️
Watching the Benito Bowl for the 4th time to cheer myself up? … Yes yes I am 🙂↕️
February 11, 2026 at 3:43 PM
Are you?
Watching the Benito Bowl for the 4th time to cheer myself up? … Yes yes I am 🙂↕️
Watching the Benito Bowl for the 4th time to cheer myself up? … Yes yes I am 🙂↕️
I can’t stop thinking about the couple who got married during the superbowl half time show they had Bad Bunny, Ricky Martin AND Lady Gaga perform at their wedding, had Pedro Pascal plus over 100 million people as guests / viewers.
February 10, 2026 at 6:07 AM
I can’t stop thinking about the couple who got married during the superbowl half time show they had Bad Bunny, Ricky Martin AND Lady Gaga perform at their wedding, had Pedro Pascal plus over 100 million people as guests / viewers.
Actual image of me working today
February 3, 2026 at 8:19 PM
Actual image of me working today
My insta feed is now at least 30% Bad Bunny content.
I am not complaining … not at all
I am not complaining … not at all
February 3, 2026 at 2:06 PM
My insta feed is now at least 30% Bad Bunny content.
I am not complaining … not at all
I am not complaining … not at all
It’s funny how quickly the tone changes when your GP calls you for a telephone appointment and they realise they are speaking to a fellow medical professional.
February 3, 2026 at 10:51 AM
It’s funny how quickly the tone changes when your GP calls you for a telephone appointment and they realise they are speaking to a fellow medical professional.
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Help I’m being targeted by hair loss adverts.
Don’t get me wrong I am going thin on top but I am feeling attacked !
Don’t get me wrong I am going thin on top but I am feeling attacked !
January 31, 2026 at 1:11 PM
Help I’m being targeted by hair loss adverts.
Don’t get me wrong I am going thin on top but I am feeling attacked !
Don’t get me wrong I am going thin on top but I am feeling attacked !
Watched this this evening.
Was very good.
Don’t know why but it made me feel terribly sad. 😢
Was very good.
Don’t know why but it made me feel terribly sad. 😢
January 30, 2026 at 8:40 PM
Watched this this evening.
Was very good.
Don’t know why but it made me feel terribly sad. 😢
Was very good.
Don’t know why but it made me feel terribly sad. 😢
Why is it always my fault
January 25, 2026 at 11:46 AM
Why is it always my fault
And I couldn’t be happier
January 22, 2026 at 7:17 PM
And I couldn’t be happier
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This is the high standard of allyship I expect from straight allies of the queer community.
If they're not jacking off to Heated Rivalry, all those people died at Stonewall in vain....
If they're not jacking off to Heated Rivalry, all those people died at Stonewall in vain....
January 22, 2026 at 12:35 PM
This is the high standard of allyship I expect from straight allies of the queer community.
If they're not jacking off to Heated Rivalry, all those people died at Stonewall in vain....
If they're not jacking off to Heated Rivalry, all those people died at Stonewall in vain....
We have book to go to Texas (Austin) for 2 weeks in June.
I don’t want to go now mainly as I worry things may be a lot worse by then.
I don’t want to go now mainly as I worry things may be a lot worse by then.
January 22, 2026 at 10:02 AM
We have book to go to Texas (Austin) for 2 weeks in June.
I don’t want to go now mainly as I worry things may be a lot worse by then.
I don’t want to go now mainly as I worry things may be a lot worse by then.
One thing I need clearing up if Shane and Ilya make a go of it as a couple would they get a cat or a dog?
Shane seems like a dog person Ilya seems like he might like cats more. 😬
#heatedrivalry
Shane seems like a dog person Ilya seems like he might like cats more. 😬
#heatedrivalry
January 21, 2026 at 5:20 PM
One thing I need clearing up if Shane and Ilya make a go of it as a couple would they get a cat or a dog?
Shane seems like a dog person Ilya seems like he might like cats more. 😬
#heatedrivalry
Shane seems like a dog person Ilya seems like he might like cats more. 😬
#heatedrivalry
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Meanwhile, at "the Board of Peace"...
January 21, 2026 at 4:18 PM
Meanwhile, at "the Board of Peace"...
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Morning phone people.
At the health factory
How is it only the 20th January surely it should be at least March by now, surely.
At the health factory
How is it only the 20th January surely it should be at least March by now, surely.
January 20, 2026 at 7:24 AM
Morning phone people.
At the health factory
How is it only the 20th January surely it should be at least March by now, surely.
At the health factory
How is it only the 20th January surely it should be at least March by now, surely.
See Duolingo is all about the useful phrases today.
January 19, 2026 at 8:27 AM
See Duolingo is all about the useful phrases today.
My thoughts this morning:
“Stupid Canadian wolf bird”
“Stupid Canadian wolf bird”
January 19, 2026 at 8:26 AM
My thoughts this morning:
“Stupid Canadian wolf bird”
“Stupid Canadian wolf bird”
2016 vs 2026
I got closer to the camera and colder
I got closer to the camera and colder
January 9, 2026 at 7:00 PM
2016 vs 2026
I got closer to the camera and colder
I got closer to the camera and colder