🦇✨️Alpatcha✨️🦇
@alpatcha.bsky.social
Patch| they/them| 30
I mostly draw a lot of OC content and reblog stuff I like
https://linktr.ee/alpatcha
I mostly draw a lot of OC content and reblog stuff I like
https://linktr.ee/alpatcha
Gods give me strength to not pop my boss in the nose before my 2 weeks are up.
She tried to tell me I was "not permitted to leave" on my last day until I did everything she wanted.
I was CHEWING on my tongue to not say "Or what."
She tried to tell me I was "not permitted to leave" on my last day until I did everything she wanted.
I was CHEWING on my tongue to not say "Or what."
September 8, 2026 at 4:46 PM
Gods give me strength to not pop my boss in the nose before my 2 weeks are up.
She tried to tell me I was "not permitted to leave" on my last day until I did everything she wanted.
I was CHEWING on my tongue to not say "Or what."
She tried to tell me I was "not permitted to leave" on my last day until I did everything she wanted.
I was CHEWING on my tongue to not say "Or what."
I... did I just land my dream job with a fat salary increase..????
September 2, 2026 at 9:27 AM
I... did I just land my dream job with a fat salary increase..????
Scent memory is so weird. What do you mean I got a whiff of fall, humid concrete and my own hairspray and was instantly transported to Naru2U 2012ish
September 1, 2026 at 10:02 AM
Scent memory is so weird. What do you mean I got a whiff of fall, humid concrete and my own hairspray and was instantly transported to Naru2U 2012ish
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August 29, 2026 at 3:42 PM
Oh yeah I gotta boast about these here too loll
@darksstars.bsky.social got me those tarot standees!!!! I'm fucking feral over them!!!
Obito as the Tower with the sharingan out makes me actually insane. I haven't stopped staring at it loll
Also Deidara as the fool kills me lol
#obidei
@darksstars.bsky.social got me those tarot standees!!!! I'm fucking feral over them!!!
Obito as the Tower with the sharingan out makes me actually insane. I haven't stopped staring at it loll
Also Deidara as the fool kills me lol
#obidei
August 28, 2026 at 11:00 AM
Oh yeah I gotta boast about these here too loll
@darksstars.bsky.social got me those tarot standees!!!! I'm fucking feral over them!!!
Obito as the Tower with the sharingan out makes me actually insane. I haven't stopped staring at it loll
Also Deidara as the fool kills me lol
#obidei
@darksstars.bsky.social got me those tarot standees!!!! I'm fucking feral over them!!!
Obito as the Tower with the sharingan out makes me actually insane. I haven't stopped staring at it loll
Also Deidara as the fool kills me lol
#obidei
Oof I'm apparently too old to be sitting on the ground reading yaoi fhdhdh
Both my legs fell asleep and it damn near killed me
Both my legs fell asleep and it damn near killed me
August 23, 2026 at 9:14 PM
Oof I'm apparently too old to be sitting on the ground reading yaoi fhdhdh
Both my legs fell asleep and it damn near killed me
Both my legs fell asleep and it damn near killed me
Frank is being such a cuddly little monkey this morning omg
🧡☀️🧡☀️😭💕
🧡☀️🧡☀️😭💕
August 22, 2026 at 1:55 PM
Frank is being such a cuddly little monkey this morning omg
🧡☀️🧡☀️😭💕
🧡☀️🧡☀️😭💕
Sgshshdh my boss came in this morning, and I couldn't hear her bc of my earbuds...but instead of taking out my earbuds I took off my glasses 😭
Between my brain being split too many different ways at work (too many little tasks at once, all with timers) and having my first in-car driving lesson in the city yesterday (I've only ever driven around my parents place) my brain just literally feels like:
August 19, 2026 at 12:34 PM
Sgshshdh my boss came in this morning, and I couldn't hear her bc of my earbuds...but instead of taking out my earbuds I took off my glasses 😭
Between my brain being split too many different ways at work (too many little tasks at once, all with timers) and having my first in-car driving lesson in the city yesterday (I've only ever driven around my parents place) my brain just literally feels like:
August 19, 2026 at 9:38 AM
Between my brain being split too many different ways at work (too many little tasks at once, all with timers) and having my first in-car driving lesson in the city yesterday (I've only ever driven around my parents place) my brain just literally feels like:
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Repost to make it die faster
May 1, 2026 at 5:15 AM
Repost to make it die faster
There now he can live with his boyfriend on the haikyuu shelf
August 15, 2026 at 12:44 AM
There now he can live with his boyfriend on the haikyuu shelf
BABIEST BOY WHAT ARE YOU DOING AT VALUE VILLAGE FOR 10$???
UNOPENED??
(I have the matching Akaashi wtf)
UNOPENED??
(I have the matching Akaashi wtf)
August 14, 2026 at 9:38 PM
BABIEST BOY WHAT ARE YOU DOING AT VALUE VILLAGE FOR 10$???
UNOPENED??
(I have the matching Akaashi wtf)
UNOPENED??
(I have the matching Akaashi wtf)
Grumbles.
Why the fuck aren't they the same size??? Why is Obito way less detailed when he was more expensive???
Why the fuck aren't they the same size??? Why is Obito way less detailed when he was more expensive???
August 10, 2026 at 7:38 PM
Grumbles.
Why the fuck aren't they the same size??? Why is Obito way less detailed when he was more expensive???
Why the fuck aren't they the same size??? Why is Obito way less detailed when he was more expensive???
Revisiting Naruto at 30 made me realize that, at heart, I am honestly am the same person I was at 12 lol
#alpatchaart #naruto #tobidei
#alpatchaart #naruto #tobidei
August 6, 2026 at 9:34 AM
Revisiting Naruto at 30 made me realize that, at heart, I am honestly am the same person I was at 12 lol
#alpatchaart #naruto #tobidei
#alpatchaart #naruto #tobidei
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I had an idea for a naruto oc a couple weeks ago, but I wasn't sure I was gonna like the design in my head when I put it down visually...
I fear I do, and now it's everyones problem.
Anyways, this is Suijin.
#narutooc #naruto #oc #alpatchaart
I fear I do, and now it's everyones problem.
Anyways, this is Suijin.
#narutooc #naruto #oc #alpatchaart
August 4, 2026 at 8:29 AM
I had an idea for a naruto oc a couple weeks ago, but I wasn't sure I was gonna like the design in my head when I put it down visually...
I fear I do, and now it's everyones problem.
Anyways, this is Suijin.
#narutooc #naruto #oc #alpatchaart
I fear I do, and now it's everyones problem.
Anyways, this is Suijin.
#narutooc #naruto #oc #alpatchaart
Young, freshly recruited Deidara, a capable terrorist with the survival instincts of a paper plate.
You know Konan never knew a day of rest in her life.
(Also, no way Itachi stepping in would have helped the situation- so big sis, Konan to the rescue)
#akatsuki #naruto #alpatchaart
You know Konan never knew a day of rest in her life.
(Also, no way Itachi stepping in would have helped the situation- so big sis, Konan to the rescue)
#akatsuki #naruto #alpatchaart
August 3, 2026 at 12:10 PM
Young, freshly recruited Deidara, a capable terrorist with the survival instincts of a paper plate.
You know Konan never knew a day of rest in her life.
(Also, no way Itachi stepping in would have helped the situation- so big sis, Konan to the rescue)
#akatsuki #naruto #alpatchaart
You know Konan never knew a day of rest in her life.
(Also, no way Itachi stepping in would have helped the situation- so big sis, Konan to the rescue)
#akatsuki #naruto #alpatchaart
I immediately passed out in bed after this and woke up half an hour later feeling better and Frank's paw on my arm lolll
After 3 hours of nonstop, mind numbing drivers ed crap I actually feel sick to my stomach 🙃
I've got like 3 or 4 hours left of a 30 hour course and I've hated every second of it, kicking and screaming.
I've got like 3 or 4 hours left of a 30 hour course and I've hated every second of it, kicking and screaming.
August 2, 2026 at 7:29 PM
I immediately passed out in bed after this and woke up half an hour later feeling better and Frank's paw on my arm lolll
After 3 hours of nonstop, mind numbing drivers ed crap I actually feel sick to my stomach 🙃
I've got like 3 or 4 hours left of a 30 hour course and I've hated every second of it, kicking and screaming.
I've got like 3 or 4 hours left of a 30 hour course and I've hated every second of it, kicking and screaming.
August 2, 2026 at 6:59 PM
After 3 hours of nonstop, mind numbing drivers ed crap I actually feel sick to my stomach 🙃
I've got like 3 or 4 hours left of a 30 hour course and I've hated every second of it, kicking and screaming.
I've got like 3 or 4 hours left of a 30 hour course and I've hated every second of it, kicking and screaming.
August 2, 2026 at 2:38 PM
July 31, 2026 at 12:00 AM
Physically restraining myself from not just filling my akatsuki sketch page with Deidara lol
#deidara #Akatsuki #alpatchaart
#deidara #Akatsuki #alpatchaart
July 30, 2026 at 12:02 AM
Physically restraining myself from not just filling my akatsuki sketch page with Deidara lol
#deidara #Akatsuki #alpatchaart
#deidara #Akatsuki #alpatchaart
Hey guess what I'm not done with this fixation actually
(I've got a huge akatsuki doodle page like this in the works)
#tobidei #deidara #obitouchiha #naruto #akatsuki #alpatchaart
(I've got a huge akatsuki doodle page like this in the works)
#tobidei #deidara #obitouchiha #naruto #akatsuki #alpatchaart
July 28, 2026 at 11:33 PM
Hey guess what I'm not done with this fixation actually
(I've got a huge akatsuki doodle page like this in the works)
#tobidei #deidara #obitouchiha #naruto #akatsuki #alpatchaart
(I've got a huge akatsuki doodle page like this in the works)
#tobidei #deidara #obitouchiha #naruto #akatsuki #alpatchaart