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Amanda C 🥄
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Bureaucromancer. I enjoy filling out forms because it feels like taking a test where I know all the answers. MSP, she/her.
“Were there easter eggs in there you didn’t get the first time?”
September 23, 2026 at 9:33 PM
This “advice” is pretty much describing what civic tech was and was growing towards before DOGE rolled in and tossed it all.
“DOGE proved the model worked” - my man on what planet are you living? DOGE proved the model did not work!
We have gone from memory-holing DOGE to outright revisionism. Bezos and Murdoch are here to help with that process.
September 22, 2026 at 12:41 AM
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People think politics is something that happens to other people on the television.
September 21, 2026 at 12:38 PM
I have recurring annual calendar events for certain "grief seasons," even for things that happened almost a decade ago.

It's good to have a reminder for my brain about what's happening in my body, especially years after the fact when I might not be as focused on specific dates as an anniversary.
Hey as fall and winter and cold and darkness approach, have all of us considered on an individual level how to deal with trauma anniversaries? That winter was brutal but winter is returning and if you are not particularly introspective, now may be a good time to start.
September 21, 2026 at 1:01 PM
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Still patiently waiting to be "left behind" by AI rather than it chasing me across every damn space like a slasher in a low budget flick.
September 9, 2026 at 4:02 PM
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anyway congratulations to Calvin’s Dad on diesel prices
September 19, 2026 at 5:37 PM
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Nearly all of whom would cheerfully have been paid $9.5 billion *to* work.
Federal employees were paid $9.5 billion not to work in 2025 under DOGE.

As part of the Trump-Musk DOGE program to shrink the federal work force, paid administrative leave costs rose by 435%.
Federal Employees Were Paid $9.5 Billion Not to Work in 2025 Under DOGE Effort
As part of the Department of Government Efficiency’s program to shrink the federal work force, paid administrative leave costs rose by 435 percent.
www.nytimes.com
September 15, 2026 at 11:30 PM
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underrated part of El-Sayed’s messaging strategy seems to be shaming journalists who ask dumb questions that play into right-wing frames. you can’t answer these in a way that satisfies them, but you can make it embarrassing enough that you impose a toll on asking.
September 13, 2026 at 11:49 PM
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This essay by @anildash.com is very much worth reading today:

“Many wonder how, or if, the United States will find its way out of authoritarianism. The only possible way is if people are joyfully running towards a better option, not fearfully backing away from the worst of what they face today.”
I've written a remembrance on this day every year for 25 years. This time, it's about how "We are all New Yorkers" is something people across the country (and around the world!) once again believe — but because they're looking *forward*, not back. www.anildash.com/2026/09/11/2...
At 25, we are all New Yorkers, again - Anil Dash
A blog about making culture. Since 1999.
www.anildash.com
September 12, 2026 at 10:03 PM
Today's task took a smidge longer (5 min) due to looking up a YouTube video, which I think completely balances out how it lingered for *almost six months* aaaaaa
Celebrating crossing an item off my to-do list that's been haunting me for months and ultimately took... less than two minutes. cool cool cool
September 12, 2026 at 8:01 PM
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Does she understand that the bones are going to be inside her? What is she promising that dog?!
September 12, 2026 at 7:17 PM
SHOW SOME RESPECT FOR JUDGE REINHOLD!
September 12, 2026 at 1:48 AM
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I know the U says they don't have an "official" tagline, I but I kind of dig "Try Everything. Be Anything." What is amazing about the U is the scale and scope of majors that students have to choose from. Unlike states such as Iowa which splits programs between UIowa and ISU, the U truly has it all.
September 10, 2026 at 6:32 PM
This week, in the shuffle of cars and pedestrians leaving a funeral at Ft. Snelling, a man on a bike was frustrated with a car driving slowly on his side of the road. He yelled some of the most heinous, shocking shit at what was clearly a crowd of mourners. Here's what I hope happens:
September 10, 2026 at 6:40 PM
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It's National Suicide Prevention Month, so you've likely heard a lot about 988 and the Crisis Text Line.

This is different.

docs.google.com/spreadsheets...

This is a guide to the numbers you can call before things get to the point of total despair: warmlines and other forms of peer support.
Peer Warmlines and Specialized Support
docs.google.com
September 10, 2026 at 2:58 PM
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I'm a white-knuckle hater of the "both parties are the same/uniparty" blackpill, which really crumbles if you compare GOP state trifectas and Dem trifectas for 10 seconds.
September 9, 2026 at 1:55 PM
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The world was not yet ready
Un-cancel Virtual Hamster you cowards
September 8, 2026 at 10:14 PM
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Nancy 9/7/26 … Happy Labor Day 🛠️
September 7, 2026 at 7:00 PM
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nathan fielder vs elizabeth holmes is like what if wario had his own wario
September 7, 2026 at 2:18 AM
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you can tell Claude writes great code because every website in 2026 has an ever-increasing frequency of timeouts, blank pages, weird errors, and downtime. imagine a carpenter telling you "use this or get left behind" and they hand you a hammer that hits your hand instead of the nail 20% of the time
September 6, 2026 at 5:23 PM
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OH MY GOD YOU GUYS THESE ARE THE TWO ACTUAL MIDDLE SCHOOL MATH TEACHERS AND THIS BULLETIN BOARD IS OUTSIDE BETWEEN THEIR ROOMS HEELLLLLLLLLLP OMFG
please, this poster at my child's middle school, what the fuck is happening here
September 3, 2026 at 11:57 PM
Sherwin-Williams seems to really be going through it right now, huh
September 3, 2026 at 8:39 PM
Always delighted to find out something like this isn’t actually a sketch from “30 Rock”
Sorry it just occurred to me that there may be people who haven’t seen clip from the Quibi show where Rachel Brosnahan plays a woman dying because of her golden prosthetic arm and I needed to fix that
September 2, 2026 at 9:40 PM
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This is a fascinating initiative and I will be so interested to see if it juices coverage and the stability of news orgs in California
Wow.

$15,000-20,000 refundable tax credit (you get the money like a grant if your taxes aren't as high as the benefit) for keeping journalists hired.

$15,000 for hiring new ones.

$7,500 for hiring part-time.

For-profit, nonprofit, **sole-proprietors** — doesn't matter.

How did this happen???
California Legislature Passes Nation’s Largest Proposed Investment in Community News
Historic effort provides support to local news outlets for hiring or retaining local journalists, AB 2222 now heads to Gov. Newsom's desk.
www.rebuildlocalnews.org
September 2, 2026 at 1:53 PM
IT WAS WORSE TODAY.
Ahh, signs of the new school year. Buses puttering down the street, kids in backpacks, and whole FLEET of cars fully parked in the "Drop off and go, no parking" lane in front of the building.

Also saw a parent car try to creep through a crosswalk where the patrol had the flags down! Great!
September 1, 2026 at 1:57 PM