Lorenzo
@amazinglorenzo.bsky.social
songwriter, actor, bartender, ACAB. mainly sports skeets. Fiorentina, Liverpool, Padres. Philly
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good morning Padres fans. I’m beginning a long travel day to fly across the country to be in Gallagher Square for Game 3 tomorrow w my sis
yesterday I was devastated, today I’m defiant
yesterday I was devastated, today I’m defiant
October 5, 2026 at 2:46 PM
good morning Padres fans. I’m beginning a long travel day to fly across the country to be in Gallagher Square for Game 3 tomorrow w my sis
yesterday I was devastated, today I’m defiant
yesterday I was devastated, today I’m defiant
I love you all. what an awful way to lose
October 4, 2026 at 11:30 PM
I love you all. what an awful way to lose
HOLDING ON TO MY BUTT
October 4, 2026 at 11:06 PM
HOLDING ON TO MY BUTT
I have decided I don’t care go Padres
Brewers got their Game 1 Miz win by the skin of their teeth and a slice of infrastructure. Right back at these tomorrow
October 4, 2026 at 12:07 PM
I have decided I don’t care go Padres
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it’s gonna be a cute story when the padres are in the nlcs
October 4, 2026 at 4:44 AM
it’s gonna be a cute story when the padres are in the nlcs
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I can’t get over the fact he filtered out all those base hit results and put little percentages for league wide results and ignores the fact a ball like that has NEVER been hit at that stadium in the statcast era if you ain’t on some real nerd shit mind your business little bro
October 4, 2026 at 5:06 AM
I can’t get over the fact he filtered out all those base hit results and put little percentages for league wide results and ignores the fact a ball like that has NEVER been hit at that stadium in the statcast era if you ain’t on some real nerd shit mind your business little bro
if you reply to me after I’ve said “goodnight” then you’re just making me relight my walking candle and replace my snoozing bonnet fyi it’s v inconvenient just consider bothering me again in the morning
October 4, 2026 at 4:55 AM
if you reply to me after I’ve said “goodnight” then you’re just making me relight my walking candle and replace my snoozing bonnet fyi it’s v inconvenient just consider bothering me again in the morning
haha yes now I’m supposed to sleep sure
October 4, 2026 at 4:45 AM
haha yes now I’m supposed to sleep sure
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Ken Rosenthal gonna roll into Milwaukee tomorrow to tell us how the rafter fly ball was really just a terrorist plot to kill Dave Roberts
October 4, 2026 at 4:32 AM
Ken Rosenthal gonna roll into Milwaukee tomorrow to tell us how the rafter fly ball was really just a terrorist plot to kill Dave Roberts
Ken Rosenthal gonna roll into Milwaukee tomorrow to tell us how the rafter fly ball was really just a terrorist plot to kill Dave Roberts
October 4, 2026 at 4:32 AM
Ken Rosenthal gonna roll into Milwaukee tomorrow to tell us how the rafter fly ball was really just a terrorist plot to kill Dave Roberts
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welcome to every day of being a Padres fan (somehow worse than the previous)
October 4, 2026 at 4:20 AM
welcome to every day of being a Padres fan (somehow worse than the previous)
Brewers got their Game 1 Miz win by the skin of their teeth and a slice of infrastructure. Right back at these tomorrow
October 4, 2026 at 4:26 AM
Brewers got their Game 1 Miz win by the skin of their teeth and a slice of infrastructure. Right back at these tomorrow
shame cuz that was a really good baseball game ruined on an absolutely ludicrous ground rule
October 4, 2026 at 4:23 AM
shame cuz that was a really good baseball game ruined on an absolutely ludicrous ground rule
welcome to every day of being a Padres fan (somehow worse than the previous)
October 4, 2026 at 4:20 AM
welcome to every day of being a Padres fan (somehow worse than the previous)
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Only the fucking Padres, man.
October 4, 2026 at 4:15 AM
Only the fucking Padres, man.
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We must destroy the American Family
October 4, 2026 at 4:12 AM
We must destroy the American Family
if you hit the ball real real good you get disadvantage in modern MLB
October 4, 2026 at 4:12 AM
if you hit the ball real real good you get disadvantage in modern MLB
controversial, i know, but go Padres
October 3, 2026 at 11:52 PM
controversial, i know, but go Padres
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bringing the void to a knife fight
September 30, 2026 at 12:00 PM
bringing the void to a knife fight
probably one of the better evenings of Padres baseball I’ve ever gotten to watch!
let’s hope line go up not down!!
let’s hope line go up not down!!
September 30, 2026 at 4:59 AM
probably one of the better evenings of Padres baseball I’ve ever gotten to watch!
let’s hope line go up not down!!
let’s hope line go up not down!!
about 90 min before every playoff game I start to ah yes there it is, terrifying welp go Pads
September 30, 2026 at 12:33 AM
about 90 min before every playoff game I start to ah yes there it is, terrifying welp go Pads
so if the taxpayer has to bail out Meta after the Metaverse debacle and now them trying to make Muse a thing, do we get to a nationalized social media platform?
September 29, 2026 at 11:28 PM
so if the taxpayer has to bail out Meta after the Metaverse debacle and now them trying to make Muse a thing, do we get to a nationalized social media platform?
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i will hunt the liberty biberty for sport
September 29, 2026 at 8:50 PM
i will hunt the liberty biberty for sport
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How can we get Nathan Fielder into a rental home with Man City execs for the next 34 days
September 29, 2026 at 8:40 PM
How can we get Nathan Fielder into a rental home with Man City execs for the next 34 days
Sirianni have your team make superior adjustments at halftime challenge
September 29, 2026 at 2:38 AM
Sirianni have your team make superior adjustments at halftime challenge