Chanandler Bong
amyisverybusy.bsky.social
Chanandler Bong
@amyisverybusy.bsky.social
Avs fan, hockey player, parent to a trans kid, 805 born & raised. Tax the rich & protect the dolls.
Arizona shrimp horny.
Pinned
2 months ago, a rescue pulled her from the euthanasia list at a shelter, where they picked her up starving after months as a stray.
She's got a full belly, no more worms, and she's napping in the sunshine. My heart. ❤️
I will always choose rescue, and so should you. #rescue
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Again he’s really losing it with the AI stuff now
October 8, 2026 at 4:16 PM
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It's not a foolproof plan but every political debate from now on should be a Normal Guy competition. Ask them to describe grocery shopping in detail. Talk about what it's like to have a friend
November 19, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Me at 8am:
My precious girl, my little one, my sweet baby, do you want a little treat
Me at 11pm:
Look, you've been walked twice, you've had 8 treats, I've been physically connected to you for the last 12 hours, PLEASE understand it's bedtime
October 8, 2026 at 8:17 AM
Instagram still thinks I'm married to a car guy & I keep getting ads for the most perfect gift I've ever seen. It's incredibly expensive. And I would have moved heaven & earth & done some creative personal accounting to buy it for him, if I saw it a year ago.
October 8, 2026 at 7:49 AM
I am the wal rus
Awwwwooo werewolves of London Awwwwooo
October 8, 2026 at 6:52 AM
Don Bluth, 1979: Look, the world's a hellscape and the kids need to know a blue fairy won't come to save them.
Disney: Sometimes it's a flying nanny.
Bluth: No, they need to understand poverty, death, immigration, racism, anti-semitism & most importantly, the Bolsheviks revolution.
Disney: Get out.
October 8, 2026 at 6:46 AM
Nothing but respect for my Digger
October 8, 2026 at 5:12 AM
He's the only man who's ever meant it
October 8, 2026 at 5:08 AM
You know what?
I will not let this man steal 2 years of autumn & winter from me.
October 8, 2026 at 5:07 AM
The kind of head cold where you know where the box of tissues is, but aren't 100% on which day of the week we're on
October 8, 2026 at 5:06 AM
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Soldiers Wounded in Iran Say DOD Made Them Get Their Own Treatment

The Associated Press spoke to a group of nine service members who all claim that the U.S. military’s medical system failed them after they were injured in the deadly attack on March 1.

newrepublic.com/post/216274/...
Soldiers Wounded in Iran Say DOD Made Them Get Their Own Treatment
The service members were left to fend for themselves.
newrepublic.com
October 8, 2026 at 5:00 AM
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October 7, 2026 at 6:27 PM
I really hate the algorithms.
5 years ago, I got to follow people I actually knew on IG.
Now it's like "Oh, I was hoping that set of conjoined turtle twins in Florida was doing okay"
STOP IT
October 8, 2026 at 4:51 AM
You know how if you watch Die Hard right after Love Actually you get to see Alan Rickman die for his crimes against Emma Thompson?
If you watch The Princess Bride and then Fright Night immediately after, Prince Humperdink gets what he deserves.
October 8, 2026 at 3:22 AM
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Wall Street profits and bonuses are poised to hit a record high.

CEO pay is up.

Corporate profits are skyrocketing.

U.S. billionaire wealth is up 30% in a year.

Meanwhile, inflation eats up the paychecks of working people as the social safety net is cut out from underneath them.

Trumponomics.
Wall Street Eyes Record Bonuses as Profit Heads Past $90 Billion
A blockbuster year for New York’s trading and investment-banking firms is poised to deliver record earnings for the industry, with profit on pace to exceed $90 billion, and bonuses expected to reach a...
www.bloomberg.com
October 7, 2026 at 8:52 PM
FUCK
October 8, 2026 at 2:19 AM
Heart attack #goavsgo
October 8, 2026 at 2:16 AM
I'd really like to thank my husband for continuing to send me texts-threatening, guilt-tripping, insulting & harassing me, during divorce settlement negotiations.
It is making things 1000x easier for me (& my lawyer).
I'm almost at the "I can't believe I ever thought you were a good person" stage.
October 8, 2026 at 2:11 AM
LET'S GO, NEW GUYS
#GOAVSGO
October 8, 2026 at 2:06 AM
goddamnit
October 8, 2026 at 12:53 AM
MAY THE SCHWARTZ BE WITH YOU #GOAVSGO
October 8, 2026 at 12:51 AM
A Nightmare on A Streetcar Named Desire
Hellraising Arizona
little house of 1000 corpses on the prairie
October 8, 2026 at 12:30 AM
When is Wedgewood gonna get the start? I miss my boy. #goavsgo
October 8, 2026 at 12:28 AM
Skinner's putting on a clinic.
Unfortunately. #goavsgo
October 8, 2026 at 12:20 AM
Hellraising Arizona
little house of 1000 corpses on the prairie
October 7, 2026 at 11:21 PM