Andersen Prunty
@andersenprunty.bsky.social
Writer. Editor. Sleaze enthusiast.
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My 2022 novel, Dreaditation, about a hapless douchebag who infiltrates a wellness retreat, is now available as an audiobook. Audible has loaded me up with free codes, which I’m sharing with y…
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The audiobook of DREADITATION is now available. It's filthy and bonkers. Geoff Sturtevant did a great narration job. If in the U.S. or U.K., visit my website for a free Audible code:
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IDK maybe we can have fun with it this time we're all old as fuck
October 4, 2026 at 6:24 AM
IDK maybe we can have fun with it this time we're all old as fuck
Chapter Seven
Santa Cruz
Santa Cruz
October 4, 2026 at 6:20 AM
Chapter Seven
Santa Cruz
Santa Cruz
That guy's for sure pounding off with a 25-pound glove.
September 30, 2026 at 4:51 AM
That guy's for sure pounding off with a 25-pound glove.
New Grindhouse Press release!
Looking for a read this spooky season? We got what you need.
CINDY IS PLASTIC by Tayla Harkness is now available from Grindhouse Press!
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CINDY IS PLASTIC by Tayla Harkness is now available from Grindhouse Press!
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September 26, 2026 at 4:08 AM
New Grindhouse Press release!
Please get off the foam.
September 23, 2026 at 5:06 AM
Please get off the foam.
Sometimes I wonder if my best friends in the world are still alive and then remember I don't have time to care. # nightswimming
September 21, 2026 at 5:43 AM
Sometimes I wonder if my best friends in the world are still alive and then remember I don't have time to care. # nightswimming
If you like podcasts, Episode 2 of Degenerated: A Horror Fiction Podcast, features my story "Kill Your Neighbor." #horror #podcast #free
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Degenerated: a Horror Fiction Podcast
A horror fiction narrative podcast. Human-made, no AI.
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September 11, 2026 at 12:23 AM
If you like podcasts, Episode 2 of Degenerated: A Horror Fiction Podcast, features my story "Kill Your Neighbor." #horror #podcast #free
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Lunar eclipse caught me 100% by surprise. #outoftheloop
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August 28, 2026 at 4:37 AM
Lunar eclipse caught me 100% by surprise. #outoftheloop
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Rowing is basically communist walking. #dontletpeoplegather #maybevikings
August 20, 2026 at 5:11 AM
Rowing is basically communist walking. #dontletpeoplegather #maybevikings
Fuckness has walked me through every stage of my adult life.
August 15, 2026 at 6:03 AM
Fuckness has walked me through every stage of my adult life.
Today we went to Dollar General and bought a new water dish for Flops.
August 15, 2026 at 5:54 AM
Today we went to Dollar General and bought a new water dish for Flops.
We sat around church and talked about pornography.
August 14, 2026 at 4:57 AM
We sat around church and talked about pornography.
We're all sitting around the office talking about how hard our assistants pounded us last night.
August 14, 2026 at 4:56 AM
We're all sitting around the office talking about how hard our assistants pounded us last night.
It's 1986 and the line to enter the dance factory is around the block.
August 12, 2026 at 5:46 AM
It's 1986 and the line to enter the dance factory is around the block.
At this age, every birthday party is also a cancer party.
August 11, 2026 at 5:32 AM
At this age, every birthday party is also a cancer party.
They smell like your favorite substitute teacher.
August 6, 2026 at 5:38 AM
They smell like your favorite substitute teacher.
Word Correct-level AI
August 6, 2026 at 5:27 AM
Word Correct-level AI
It's only hilarious because we like being close to each other
August 6, 2026 at 5:26 AM
It's only hilarious because we like being close to each other
We watch Emmy-winning shows the same way we used to watch The Room
August 6, 2026 at 5:24 AM
We watch Emmy-winning shows the same way we used to watch The Room
You are exactly what the doctor is looking at.
August 2, 2026 at 8:06 AM
You are exactly what the doctor is looking at.
There are people who pay money to feel safe, and there are the rest of us.
August 2, 2026 at 7:51 AM
There are people who pay money to feel safe, and there are the rest of us.
I thought they were pretty cool folks until they got into a Tesla and drove away. Then I learned from social media it was an Uber driven by a white couple trying to make spending money and that they filled that thing with vomit before getting out at rehab. Suddenly pretty cool again.
July 30, 2026 at 5:28 AM
I thought they were pretty cool folks until they got into a Tesla and drove away. Then I learned from social media it was an Uber driven by a white couple trying to make spending money and that they filled that thing with vomit before getting out at rehab. Suddenly pretty cool again.
"I'm going to form the Humanist Political Party."
"I don't like politics."
"We'll call it the Humanist Party."
"I like parties."
"Who doesn't?"
"I don't like politics."
"We'll call it the Humanist Party."
"I like parties."
"Who doesn't?"
July 30, 2026 at 4:54 AM
"I'm going to form the Humanist Political Party."
"I don't like politics."
"We'll call it the Humanist Party."
"I like parties."
"Who doesn't?"
"I don't like politics."
"We'll call it the Humanist Party."
"I like parties."
"Who doesn't?"
I immediately take that back.
July 28, 2026 at 4:48 AM
I immediately take that back.
It's okay if we all become mosquitoes. 🦟
July 28, 2026 at 4:47 AM
It's okay if we all become mosquitoes. 🦟