Andrew (your visible friend)
@andrewtheheretic.bsky.social
I went to sleep in America and woke on a foreign shore.
Now I'm fighting my way back home.
Jack's dad, antifascist, poverty lawyer.
#VoteBlue #LGBTQ #GunControl #WomensRights #BLM #SlavaUkraini #Resist
Now I'm fighting my way back home.
Jack's dad, antifascist, poverty lawyer.
#VoteBlue #LGBTQ #GunControl #WomensRights #BLM #SlavaUkraini #Resist
A hurricane heading for Mobile? Somewhere near, to be sure. Well, we survived the big blow of Trump's visit. We'll make it through this lesser wind.
Hunkering down.
Hunkering down.
October 9, 2026 at 1:41 AM
A hurricane heading for Mobile? Somewhere near, to be sure. Well, we survived the big blow of Trump's visit. We'll make it through this lesser wind.
Hunkering down.
Hunkering down.
Dear Alabama,
So, now you're mocking protesters of the president's visit to Mobile? Once, most Alabamians did that to another minority exercising its rights against the majority's will.
How'd that one turn out for you?
Your kids' kids will know better. Beat them to the punch.
#Resist
So, now you're mocking protesters of the president's visit to Mobile? Once, most Alabamians did that to another minority exercising its rights against the majority's will.
How'd that one turn out for you?
Your kids' kids will know better. Beat them to the punch.
#Resist
October 3, 2026 at 2:01 PM
Dear Alabama,
So, now you're mocking protesters of the president's visit to Mobile? Once, most Alabamians did that to another minority exercising its rights against the majority's will.
How'd that one turn out for you?
Your kids' kids will know better. Beat them to the punch.
#Resist
So, now you're mocking protesters of the president's visit to Mobile? Once, most Alabamians did that to another minority exercising its rights against the majority's will.
How'd that one turn out for you?
Your kids' kids will know better. Beat them to the punch.
#Resist
Translating Trump…
“All of the SLEAZEBAGS, like Third Rate "Reporter," Kaitlan Collins, of Fake News CNN...They're all sick, treasonous, and demented!”
Translation: Why didn’t my father love me? And do you know how important I have to feel to keep that thought out of my head?!
#Resist
“All of the SLEAZEBAGS, like Third Rate "Reporter," Kaitlan Collins, of Fake News CNN...They're all sick, treasonous, and demented!”
Translation: Why didn’t my father love me? And do you know how important I have to feel to keep that thought out of my head?!
#Resist
September 23, 2026 at 1:46 PM
Translating Trump…
“All of the SLEAZEBAGS, like Third Rate "Reporter," Kaitlan Collins, of Fake News CNN...They're all sick, treasonous, and demented!”
Translation: Why didn’t my father love me? And do you know how important I have to feel to keep that thought out of my head?!
#Resist
“All of the SLEAZEBAGS, like Third Rate "Reporter," Kaitlan Collins, of Fake News CNN...They're all sick, treasonous, and demented!”
Translation: Why didn’t my father love me? And do you know how important I have to feel to keep that thought out of my head?!
#Resist
Do I rename the water in the guest bathroom toilet:
a) The Sea of Trump
b) The Bay of ICE?
c) The MAGA Canal?
I guess the important thing is: it's all going where it needs to, eventually.
#Resist
And please don't forget to flush this November (it's the thoughtful thing to do).
a) The Sea of Trump
b) The Bay of ICE?
c) The MAGA Canal?
I guess the important thing is: it's all going where it needs to, eventually.
#Resist
And please don't forget to flush this November (it's the thoughtful thing to do).
August 29, 2026 at 3:14 PM
Do I rename the water in the guest bathroom toilet:
a) The Sea of Trump
b) The Bay of ICE?
c) The MAGA Canal?
I guess the important thing is: it's all going where it needs to, eventually.
#Resist
And please don't forget to flush this November (it's the thoughtful thing to do).
a) The Sea of Trump
b) The Bay of ICE?
c) The MAGA Canal?
I guess the important thing is: it's all going where it needs to, eventually.
#Resist
And please don't forget to flush this November (it's the thoughtful thing to do).
Another day, a new avatar. I think this about sums my mood...
August 26, 2026 at 11:29 PM
Another day, a new avatar. I think this about sums my mood...
I don't so much think of myself as "optimistic" these days as I do a "fun" sort of rational.
It will have to do. Especially come November.
It will have to do. Especially come November.
August 13, 2026 at 1:39 PM
I don't so much think of myself as "optimistic" these days as I do a "fun" sort of rational.
It will have to do. Especially come November.
It will have to do. Especially come November.
In 2022, scientists tracked a bar-tailed godwit that flew 8,425 miles from Alaska to Australia, nonstop, without food or water. It remains a magnificent record from a bird the size of a loaf of bread.
So, what are you waiting for, a map? Be a bar-tailed godwit.
Find your Australia.
So, what are you waiting for, a map? Be a bar-tailed godwit.
Find your Australia.
July 23, 2026 at 7:57 PM
In 2022, scientists tracked a bar-tailed godwit that flew 8,425 miles from Alaska to Australia, nonstop, without food or water. It remains a magnificent record from a bird the size of a loaf of bread.
So, what are you waiting for, a map? Be a bar-tailed godwit.
Find your Australia.
So, what are you waiting for, a map? Be a bar-tailed godwit.
Find your Australia.
Well, Goldie's senior portrait finally came in. #cats #catphotography
June 20, 2026 at 8:43 PM
Well, Goldie's senior portrait finally came in. #cats #catphotography
I'm just saying not every game is for everyone. . . also, I was so close to "denty." #BoredGames #What
June 16, 2026 at 1:44 PM
I'm just saying not every game is for everyone. . . also, I was so close to "denty." #BoredGames #What
Someone said, "Name one thing a white person can do that a black person can't."
Me: Get into Augusta as a member? Golf in the South: it's the old school NASCAR for peckerwoods putting on airs.
#Resist
Me: Get into Augusta as a member? Golf in the South: it's the old school NASCAR for peckerwoods putting on airs.
#Resist
June 1, 2026 at 8:34 PM
Someone said, "Name one thing a white person can do that a black person can't."
Me: Get into Augusta as a member? Golf in the South: it's the old school NASCAR for peckerwoods putting on airs.
#Resist
Me: Get into Augusta as a member? Golf in the South: it's the old school NASCAR for peckerwoods putting on airs.
#Resist
Wallet Hub has its 2026 educated population list out. The South has about 70% of the bottom 10 sewn up.
Some say our glass is half-stupid. But we of the South answer, "What's that supposed to mean?"
#RedFacedSouth
#Resist
#Education
Some say our glass is half-stupid. But we of the South answer, "What's that supposed to mean?"
#RedFacedSouth
#Resist
#Education
May 30, 2026 at 3:52 PM
Wallet Hub has its 2026 educated population list out. The South has about 70% of the bottom 10 sewn up.
Some say our glass is half-stupid. But we of the South answer, "What's that supposed to mean?"
#RedFacedSouth
#Resist
#Education
Some say our glass is half-stupid. But we of the South answer, "What's that supposed to mean?"
#RedFacedSouth
#Resist
#Education
Poli Sigh...
So, Tubberville vs Jones is set to answer any question about the general IQ of Alabama voters.
A real nail-biter.
One day, more of us than not will stop looking for great where it never was and start laying the foundations for where it could be, instead.
Until then #Resist .
So, Tubberville vs Jones is set to answer any question about the general IQ of Alabama voters.
A real nail-biter.
One day, more of us than not will stop looking for great where it never was and start laying the foundations for where it could be, instead.
Until then #Resist .
May 20, 2026 at 3:44 PM
Poli Sigh...
So, Tubberville vs Jones is set to answer any question about the general IQ of Alabama voters.
A real nail-biter.
One day, more of us than not will stop looking for great where it never was and start laying the foundations for where it could be, instead.
Until then #Resist .
So, Tubberville vs Jones is set to answer any question about the general IQ of Alabama voters.
A real nail-biter.
One day, more of us than not will stop looking for great where it never was and start laying the foundations for where it could be, instead.
Until then #Resist .
What she wants for you is more important than who she is, than her life as a teacher, a funder of White Christmases, the maker of blankets for children in need, and more, much more.
So she believes, though if you knew her better, you would disagree.
And for you, she wants only:
So she believes, though if you knew her better, you would disagree.
And for you, she wants only:
May 18, 2026 at 3:40 PM
What she wants for you is more important than who she is, than her life as a teacher, a funder of White Christmases, the maker of blankets for children in need, and more, much more.
So she believes, though if you knew her better, you would disagree.
And for you, she wants only:
So she believes, though if you knew her better, you would disagree.
And for you, she wants only:
I will not pledge allegiance to a flag
of the MAGA states un-American,
or to their Trumpublic, for which they fell,
indignation wrapped in God, indistinguishable
from some iteration of hell.
#Resist
#Invoke25
#NeverTrump
of the MAGA states un-American,
or to their Trumpublic, for which they fell,
indignation wrapped in God, indistinguishable
from some iteration of hell.
#Resist
#Invoke25
#NeverTrump
May 17, 2026 at 6:41 PM
I will not pledge allegiance to a flag
of the MAGA states un-American,
or to their Trumpublic, for which they fell,
indignation wrapped in God, indistinguishable
from some iteration of hell.
#Resist
#Invoke25
#NeverTrump
of the MAGA states un-American,
or to their Trumpublic, for which they fell,
indignation wrapped in God, indistinguishable
from some iteration of hell.
#Resist
#Invoke25
#NeverTrump
If you live long enough, everything you remember will only exist in photographs and diaries, or in the puzzled faces of kids who remember being much taller than they are now.
And you were a baby once, and everyone loved you. And everything was possible.
The good stuff still is.
And you were a baby once, and everyone loved you. And everything was possible.
The good stuff still is.
May 17, 2026 at 4:53 PM
If you live long enough, everything you remember will only exist in photographs and diaries, or in the puzzled faces of kids who remember being much taller than they are now.
And you were a baby once, and everyone loved you. And everything was possible.
The good stuff still is.
And you were a baby once, and everyone loved you. And everything was possible.
The good stuff still is.
Trump's taking 2.5% commission on the billion-dollar bamboozle of a ballroom? That tracks.
The GOP: Saving America One Billionaire at a Time.
#Resist
The GOP: Saving America One Billionaire at a Time.
#Resist
May 11, 2026 at 6:47 PM
Trump's taking 2.5% commission on the billion-dollar bamboozle of a ballroom? That tracks.
The GOP: Saving America One Billionaire at a Time.
#Resist
The GOP: Saving America One Billionaire at a Time.
#Resist
In a move that would shock a guy moonwalking in wool socks on a shag carpet, midwinter, Fox host Sean Hannity has declared he no longer considers himself a Catholic.
Or, presumably, the starting center for the Boston Celtics.
Or, presumably, the starting center for the Boston Celtics.
April 23, 2026 at 1:05 PM
In a move that would shock a guy moonwalking in wool socks on a shag carpet, midwinter, Fox host Sean Hannity has declared he no longer considers himself a Catholic.
Or, presumably, the starting center for the Boston Celtics.
Or, presumably, the starting center for the Boston Celtics.
April 13, 2026 at 12:48 AM
“Gov. Kay Ivey Signs Bill Requiring Display of 10 Commandments in Certain Public Schools”
Made me wonder what the uncertain ones get.
I'm kidding. They get shot--because kids can't vote, and Ivey turned Alabama into an unlicensed concealed carry state.
Made me wonder what the uncertain ones get.
I'm kidding. They get shot--because kids can't vote, and Ivey turned Alabama into an unlicensed concealed carry state.
April 13, 2026 at 12:37 AM
“Gov. Kay Ivey Signs Bill Requiring Display of 10 Commandments in Certain Public Schools”
Made me wonder what the uncertain ones get.
I'm kidding. They get shot--because kids can't vote, and Ivey turned Alabama into an unlicensed concealed carry state.
Made me wonder what the uncertain ones get.
I'm kidding. They get shot--because kids can't vote, and Ivey turned Alabama into an unlicensed concealed carry state.
April 4, 2026 at 2:12 PM
My East Wing Compromise: The Trump Memorial Goofy Golf.
It'll have music (mostly Village People), a grift shop every few feet, and plenty of benches. They’ll set green fees at a million dollars to keep out riffraff, but they'll give you ten times that when you turn in your balls.
#Resist
It'll have music (mostly Village People), a grift shop every few feet, and plenty of benches. They’ll set green fees at a million dollars to keep out riffraff, but they'll give you ten times that when you turn in your balls.
#Resist
April 2, 2026 at 2:16 PM
My East Wing Compromise: The Trump Memorial Goofy Golf.
It'll have music (mostly Village People), a grift shop every few feet, and plenty of benches. They’ll set green fees at a million dollars to keep out riffraff, but they'll give you ten times that when you turn in your balls.
#Resist
It'll have music (mostly Village People), a grift shop every few feet, and plenty of benches. They’ll set green fees at a million dollars to keep out riffraff, but they'll give you ten times that when you turn in your balls.
#Resist
Pastor Franklin Graham says Trump is a godsend. Well, that's one way to get back at Dad for spending all his time at work.
Stale crackers are just the worst, aren't they?
#FranklinGraham
#Resist
#SpitThatOut
Stale crackers are just the worst, aren't they?
#FranklinGraham
#Resist
#SpitThatOut
April 2, 2026 at 1:35 PM
Pastor Franklin Graham says Trump is a godsend. Well, that's one way to get back at Dad for spending all his time at work.
Stale crackers are just the worst, aren't they?
#FranklinGraham
#Resist
#SpitThatOut
Stale crackers are just the worst, aren't they?
#FranklinGraham
#Resist
#SpitThatOut