The heightened security around MSG is actually for Ben Stiller
June 9, 2026 at 1:05 AM
The heightened security around MSG is actually for Ben Stiller
Woke up at 4:18a to think about my chase sapphire rewards
November 29, 2025 at 9:18 AM
Woke up at 4:18a to think about my chase sapphire rewards
Donald Trump is still president
-Reuters
-Reuters
November 17, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Donald Trump is still president
-Reuters
-Reuters
The Parallax View but the final scene takes place in the Disney World Hall of Presidents
September 21, 2025 at 2:47 AM
The Parallax View but the final scene takes place in the Disney World Hall of Presidents
Be the cheeks you wish to clap in the world
September 15, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Be the cheeks you wish to clap in the world
WH sources saying that Stephen Miller drinks hot piss from a Stanley tumbler all day
April 17, 2025 at 1:02 AM
WH sources saying that Stephen Miller drinks hot piss from a Stanley tumbler all day
(Massive train wreck happening in very slow motion)
Democrats: We are very concerned that the train is soon headed towards an unprecedented situation that may be outside the bounds of safe train operation
Democrats: We are very concerned that the train is soon headed towards an unprecedented situation that may be outside the bounds of safe train operation
February 4, 2025 at 10:53 PM
(Massive train wreck happening in very slow motion)
Democrats: We are very concerned that the train is soon headed towards an unprecedented situation that may be outside the bounds of safe train operation
Democrats: We are very concerned that the train is soon headed towards an unprecedented situation that may be outside the bounds of safe train operation
The substance but it takes me from age 35 to 32
January 31, 2025 at 3:42 AM
The substance but it takes me from age 35 to 32
Trying to take enough edibles to get blackout high
January 28, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Trying to take enough edibles to get blackout high
This is all bc we were too stupid to understand the benefits of the Secret Tax Rebate For Nobody Act of 2021
January 20, 2025 at 9:57 PM
This is all bc we were too stupid to understand the benefits of the Secret Tax Rebate For Nobody Act of 2021
I’m not even a huge Sabbath fan but this take is almost objectively true
The best classic rock band is Black Sabbath
January 18, 2025 at 5:25 PM
I’m not even a huge Sabbath fan but this take is almost objectively true
Heartbroken to learn that my favorite artists from the Smooth Jazz for Suburban Dentist Waiting Rooms spotify playlist are all fucking fake
January 7, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Heartbroken to learn that my favorite artists from the Smooth Jazz for Suburban Dentist Waiting Rooms spotify playlist are all fucking fake
Hi! 👋🏻 I’m currently experiencing diarrhea
January 6, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Hi! 👋🏻 I’m currently experiencing diarrhea
If you want to make a joke on here PLEASE remember to say “Just kidding” or label it #sarcasm . A lot of us are highly focused on remembering to breathe and don’t have time to parse multiple layers of rhetorical data. Thanks!
January 5, 2025 at 10:24 PM
If you want to make a joke on here PLEASE remember to say “Just kidding” or label it #sarcasm . A lot of us are highly focused on remembering to breathe and don’t have time to parse multiple layers of rhetorical data. Thanks!
Sending the Jingle Horse to the glue factory
December 26, 2024 at 4:04 PM
Sending the Jingle Horse to the glue factory
Imagine Waluigi Mangione
December 24, 2024 at 2:03 AM
Imagine Waluigi Mangione
AP Bio - good program
December 13, 2024 at 12:13 AM
AP Bio - good program
Just lost $5k betting on the quidditch game from the first harry potter
December 11, 2024 at 4:16 AM
Just lost $5k betting on the quidditch game from the first harry potter
(Trying to chat up a beautiful woman on the train) Sure smells like piss in here huh
December 10, 2024 at 3:06 PM
(Trying to chat up a beautiful woman on the train) Sure smells like piss in here huh
Don’t know much about the fellas taking over Syria but I look forward to building and collabing w them 🙏🏼
December 7, 2024 at 11:03 PM
Don’t know much about the fellas taking over Syria but I look forward to building and collabing w them 🙏🏼
About time the Photos app became more cumbersome and worse looking
December 3, 2024 at 9:29 PM
About time the Photos app became more cumbersome and worse looking
“Stairway to heaven”, “highway to hell”, what’s next???? (Serious question)
December 2, 2024 at 3:05 PM
“Stairway to heaven”, “highway to hell”, what’s next???? (Serious question)
When there’s an NFL game in Charlotte, the Carolina Panthers are likely to be involved
December 1, 2024 at 11:46 PM
When there’s an NFL game in Charlotte, the Carolina Panthers are likely to be involved
The internet is a machine that devours my penis
November 30, 2024 at 6:25 PM
The internet is a machine that devours my penis