Satire is the refuge of the weak minded
Always check sources
42 is the answer
I trust my audience
ⓘ 𝘛𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘶𝘴𝘦𝘳 𝘪𝘴 𝘴𝘶𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘰𝘧 𝘣𝘦𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘢 𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘳𝘰𝘳𝘪𝘴𝘵 𝘰𝘳𝘨𝘢𝘯𝘪𝘻𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘤𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘦𝘥 𝘈𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘧𝘢. 𝘗𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘦 𝘳𝘦𝘱𝘰𝘳𝘵 𝘢𝘯𝘺 𝘴𝘶𝘴𝘱𝘪𝘤𝘪𝘰𝘶𝘴 𝘣𝘦𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘪𝘰𝘳
All 50 states and territories
All States on East Coast
All states bordering Pacific
All States on Gulf
All States in Mississippi watershed
All states bordering Mexico
All states bordering Canada
All 10 Bill of Rights
All 9 SCOTUS
ALL past Presidents
STILL NO WORD ON EITHER COLONEL REDACTED, THE SHOT DOWN RAMBO PILOT, NOR THE USS NIGHTINGALE/TRUMP SENT TO GREENLAND
STILL NO WORD ON EITHER COLONEL REDACTED, THE SHOT DOWN RAMBO PILOT, NOR THE USS NIGHTINGALE/TRUMP SENT TO GREENLAND
He can keep his name on there now
He can keep his name on there now
Gillette is one of 4 NFL stadium not funded at all by taxpayers.
Taxpayers DID pay for new roadway infrastructure, but Route 1 desperately needed it regardless
Gillette is one of 4 NFL stadium not funded at all by taxpayers.
Taxpayers DID pay for new roadway infrastructure, but Route 1 desperately needed it regardless
It's after noon
What has Zaphod done today?
It's after noon
What has Zaphod done today?
We met Doordash Grandma 5 times!
He ran 100 miles and climbed a mountain 1000 feet higher than Mount Washington
In 24 hours
For perspective the Badwater Basin race, from Death valley to Mount Whitney usually takes 36 hours, for people who train for years
We met Doordash Grandma 5 times!
It's not like Florida uses them for kids anymore anyways
It's not like Florida uses them for kids anymore anyways
Not only for some
Not for only citizens
Not just my party
Not only for some
Not for only citizens
Not just my party
Confess
Implicate your handlers, co conspirators, and family
Are we asking too much?
Confess
Implicate your handlers, co conspirators, and family
Are we asking too much?
If you don't drop to your knees and blindly worship this god, for the 2 - 107 years of life, you are tortured for 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 times infinity years
Give me Sharia law any day These people are savages
If you don't drop to your knees and blindly worship this god, for the 2 - 107 years of life, you are tortured for 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 times infinity years
Give me Sharia law any day These people are savages
The prophet was a socialist who gave away FREE healthcare, and refused to pay taxes, or respect authority
They celebrate the torture and murder of the prophet
The prophet was a socialist who gave away FREE healthcare, and refused to pay taxes, or respect authority
They celebrate the torture and murder of the prophet
There's another Middle Eastern religion out there,
The Prophet practiced genital mutilation
The "god" raped a 13 year old girl, got her pregnant, and abandoned her. TO A JEW!
There's another Middle Eastern religion out there,
The Prophet practiced genital mutilation
The "god" raped a 13 year old girl, got her pregnant, and abandoned her. TO A JEW!
You buy $2 billion of anything.
Food
Oil
Gold
Pre teen girls
Then you have no assets at all
You buy $2 billion of anything.
Food
Oil
Gold
Pre teen girls
Then you have no assets at all
The Emperor has no clothes, is fat, shits himself daily, rapes children, takes bribes, and commits war crimes.
Time to go to town you guys
The Emperor has no clothes, is fat, shits himself daily, rapes children, takes bribes, and commits war crimes.
Time to go to town you guys