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Angst Harrier
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Picture of Carl Sagan looking boss as fuck in a red turtleneck. Overlaid stylized text in a metal-chromatic fashion reads, "EAT SHIT, ELON"
February 27, 2025 at 11:14 AM
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[Altered box art for the game Aerobiz (1993) by KOEI] [Artwork depicts a parasitic man in his high rise office, phone in hand, seemingly distracted by a plane flying awfully close to his window] [KOEI logo] WAIT [Game title] Hold on, Bob [Footer] Looks like it's happening again... [Sega Genesis logo] YEAH ANOTHER ONE SO MUCH FOR GOLF TODAY [Sega seal] Why does this keep happening? [Copyright text] you'd think that exploiting nations for labor and resources would have no repurcussions, sheesh
September 11, 2025 at 10:36 AM
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[Altered boxart for the game Greatest Heavyweights (1993) by SEGA] [Boxart features a roster photograph of various rightwing idiots, one of which oddly has a large red X over one of them] [Sega Sports Logo] FUCK™ THESE DORKS [Genesis Sidebar] PATHETIC™ [Sega Seal] ALPHA? MORE LIKE SUGMA [Sega logo] WEAK™ [Title] GREATEST PANTYWAISTS [two pairs of panties adorn the bottom of the title] [People, in order from top left] Steven 'Butt Chowder' Crowder Ben 'The Dessicant' Shapiro Elon 'Please Like Me' Musk Missing His Meds [Kanye West] Fucker Arseson™ Alex 'Poor But Still A Threat' Jones Little Face [GIANT RED X] Tim 'Has Hair Loss Insecurities' Pool [Flavor text] These So Called 'Alpha Males' Really Fucking Suck Shit For Grifting the U.S. [Ratings box] These Guys Are SCARED Of Things Like Cities, Ethnic People and Independent Women What Losers!
September 11, 2025 at 2:21 AM
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[Altered box art for the Sega Genesis game Dungeons & Dragons - Warriors of the Eternal Sun (1992) by SEGA] [Sega Genesis logo] EVER NOTICE HOW THE ONLINES IS FULL OF [Title logo] DUMBASSES & DICKHEADS WARRIORS OF THE ETERNAL SEPTEMBER THE INTERNET WAS A MISTAKE [Sega official seal] THE WORLD ENDED IN 1993
September 9, 2026 at 3:24 PM
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[Altered box art for the Sega Genesis game Warsong (1992) published by Treco] [Title] WARTDONG [Official Sega Seal] MY PENUS HORTS AND SMELLS FUNNY [Sega Genesis badge] IT IS BURNING WHEN I DO PEEPEE [Treco logo] TRICKLE [Copyright text] Maybe Using an Old Hollowed Out Moldy Pumpkin as a Fleshlight Was a Bad Idea...
September 7, 2026 at 2:07 PM
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[An image of Captain Planet flying over a warehouse engulfed in flames, while some matches and a gas can are falling out of his hands] HEY KIDS! Wanna save the planet? Burn Down The amazon [Smaller Captain Planet in the bottom right corner, pointing at the viewer, speech bubble over him reads "THE POWER IS YOURS"]
April 17, 2026 at 3:26 AM
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Parody cover for Shove It! ...The Warehouse Game (1990) developed by NCS for the Sega Genesis. Artwork features a man in a warehouse shoving a crate while a thought bubble above his head shows him thinking about women, cars and riches. Title text reads, "Fuck it! ...This Job Sucks Anyways" Top text with Genesis logo, "This is what capitalism promised me?" Footer copyright text, "I will quit and then take drugs and make lots of stupid art and people will love me you'll see, fuckers." DreamWorks Publisher logo, "UnionizeWork"
November 21, 2024 at 2:31 AM
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[Altered box art for the Sega Genesis game The Adventures of Rocky & Bullwinkle & Friends by Absolute Entertainment (1993)] [Game Title] I Really Hope he FUCKING DIES From SHITTING His BRAINS OUT™ [Bullwinkle is waving a flag that reads ANY DAY NOW] [Sega seal] WE'RE TIRED OF THIS [Sega Genesis badge] JUST FUCKING BITE IT ALREADY, SHIT [Copyright info] LET'S ALL HOPE HE GOES FOR THAT EXTRA FILLET-O-FISH™ AND ADDERALL™ MAKING HIM DROP LIVE ON TV [Absolute logo] ASSHOLE
April 8, 2026 at 8:40 AM
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[Altered box art for the Sega Genesis game Sub Terrania (1993) by Zyrinx/SEGA] [Logo] CUM TERRARIUM [Genesis sidebar] GROSSNESS [Sega Seal] THIS IS ALL FOR SCIENCE PURPOSES [Sega logo] SMEGMA [Ratings box] Gotta Save Up My JO Fluids Because I Am a Mentally Sound Human Being
August 14, 2026 at 11:46 PM
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[Altered box art for the Sega Genesis game Sub Terrania (1993) by Zyrinx/SEGA] [Logo] CUM TERRARIUM [Genesis sidebar] GROSSNESS [Sega Seal] THIS IS ALL FOR SCIENCE PURPOSES [Sega logo] SMEGMA [Ratings box] Gotta Save Up My JO Fluids Because I Am a Mentally Sound Human Being
August 14, 2026 at 11:46 PM
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Parody box art cover of Streets of Rage (1991) for the Sega Genesis. Text reads from top to bottom: "The police are the tools of fascism Never Talk to Cops ACAB Union Thugs" Sega seal reads: "They'll FUCK you over"
November 10, 2024 at 8:48 PM
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[Altered box art for the Sega Genesis game Barbie Super Model (1993) by Hi Tech Expressions] [Title] Blow me™ you Stupid Motherfucker [Sega Genesis sidebar] SHIT GOOBER ASS [Sega seal] JUST GTFO OF HERE [Hi Tech logo] DUMB ASS EXPRESSIONS [Copyright text] I DON'T RECALL ASKING YOU FOR YOUR INPUT OR FOR YOUR SHIT BREATH [Rating box] Hated by ALL™ FU Not Recommended For ANYONE
August 7, 2026 at 2:34 AM
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[Altered box art for the Sega Genesis game Barbie Super Model (1993) by Hi Tech Expressions] [Title] Blow me™ you Stupid Motherfucker [Sega Genesis sidebar] SHIT GOOBER ASS [Sega seal] JUST GTFO OF HERE [Hi Tech logo] DUMB ASS EXPRESSIONS [Copyright text] I DON'T RECALL ASKING YOU FOR YOUR INPUT OR FOR YOUR SHIT BREATH [Rating box] Hated by ALL™ FU Not Recommended For ANYONE
August 7, 2026 at 2:34 AM
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Edited cover art of Altered Beast. "THIS IS STUPID, FUCK BURNING MAN. 9-DAYS OF BACCHANALIAN TECHBRO SHITHEADS & UPPER CRUSTERS THAT SMELL LIKE BONCH SWEAT"
August 29, 2024 at 8:28 PM
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Parody logo of America's Funniest Home Videos reading, "America's Fucked Up Homie" This image illustrates the severe lack of class consciousness in the USA and also honors the late great Bob Saget who left our world too soon.
November 6, 2024 at 9:26 AM
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[Altered box art for the Genesis game World of Illusion (1992) by SEGA] [Sega Genesis logo] YOOOO are gummies supposed to do this? [Title] What the Christ was in that SHIT? I AM SO Fucking Doinked [Official Sega seal] This ain’t weed bro wtf
April 20, 2026 at 2:51 PM
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Parody of cereal box titled "Oops! All Sonic the Hedgehog NOT FOR RESALE Cartridges"
November 2, 2024 at 7:16 AM
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[Altered box art for the NES game Gremlins 2 - The New Batch (1990) by Sunsoft. A starburst is covering the gremlin's groin.] [Sunsoft header] TAINTSOFT for the Perineal Area System [Title] GRUNDLE 2 THE NEW BONCH THE STINKY PLACE [NES logo] FOR EXTERNAL USE ONLY ON THE Grussy® IT WON'T COME OUT IF IT GOES IN [Copyright text] We forgot to put a flared base on it. Also don't use it after midnight or get it wet for some reason. [Nintendo seal] Official Nutdildo Gooner Gizmo
April 17, 2026 at 8:47 PM
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Parody logo of the Final Fantasy series. Text reads "Idle Fantasy" on a white background with woodblock line art style images of Elon Musk's and Jeff Bezos' heads flanking a line art image of a guillotine. Destroy your oppressors and gather their materia.
November 11, 2024 at 9:17 PM
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July 27, 2026 at 1:22 AM
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September 17, 2024 at 12:54 PM
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July 23, 2026 at 5:10 AM
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I'm the ghoist with the moist!
October 27, 2023 at 6:35 PM
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Parody cover of the Sega Genesis game "Bonkers" based on the Disney Afternoon show. Title reads, "All Cops Are Bastards"
November 4, 2024 at 5:58 PM
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Parody box art of Elevator Action (1987) by Taito for the NES Title text: "Onanator Action" TAITO logo: SPANK Price sticker on box: "Angst Harrier, WELL USED, 69 cents" Cover art features a man in front of an elevator, holding a gun and a file folder reading, "DRAGON FURRY INFLATION PORN" Nintendo Seal reads, "God dammit is that William from accounting coming this way?" Licensed by Nintendo text at bottom reads, "Can't a guy go beat off in an elevator to Hentai without judgement?" I'm sorry you read all of this
November 12, 2024 at 9:22 PM