AnimatedGlitch
@animatedglitch.bsky.social
The CEO of funny.
He/Him
Dubious game dev and artist and also Brutal Orchestra modder
He/Him
Dubious game dev and artist and also Brutal Orchestra modder
Pinned
Updated the prices of my commissions because people kept yelling at me that they were too low
Blame them, not me
#Commissions #CommissionSheet
Blame them, not me
#Commissions #CommissionSheet
Two sentence horror:
At first, I thought I was praying to the Virgin Mary.
Then, I realized I was actually praying to the Virgin SCARY!
At first, I thought I was praying to the Virgin Mary.
Then, I realized I was actually praying to the Virgin SCARY!
October 2, 2026 at 1:25 AM
Two sentence horror:
At first, I thought I was praying to the Virgin Mary.
Then, I realized I was actually praying to the Virgin SCARY!
At first, I thought I was praying to the Virgin Mary.
Then, I realized I was actually praying to the Virgin SCARY!
NDA stands for Non Dick Apenis
September 29, 2026 at 1:48 AM
NDA stands for Non Dick Apenis
The difficult part of pet play is deciding who's going to be the ant farm
September 23, 2026 at 1:26 AM
The difficult part of pet play is deciding who's going to be the ant farm
Me when I have to vomit up green slime because I'm bored
September 21, 2026 at 9:17 PM
Me when I have to vomit up green slime because I'm bored
Imagine you're fucking Tony the Tiger and he says "They're great" as he cums
Wouldn't that be fucked up or what?
Wouldn't that be fucked up or what?
September 21, 2026 at 12:12 AM
Imagine you're fucking Tony the Tiger and he says "They're great" as he cums
Wouldn't that be fucked up or what?
Wouldn't that be fucked up or what?
Maybe your baby is crying because it wants $200?
September 16, 2026 at 8:23 PM
Maybe your baby is crying because it wants $200?
Will you be my Kirkentine?
September 10, 2026 at 8:04 PM
Will you be my Kirkentine?
Reposted by AnimatedGlitch
Development on my various games has been delayed because I have been tasked with protecting this timid miniature hound.
September 7, 2026 at 7:51 PM
Development on my various games has been delayed because I have been tasked with protecting this timid miniature hound.
I understand why Verity killed that guy, if I claimed to hold all knowledge in the universe and someone used that to ask me what the cows says I would've done the same thing
September 6, 2026 at 5:11 PM
I understand why Verity killed that guy, if I claimed to hold all knowledge in the universe and someone used that to ask me what the cows says I would've done the same thing
Youtube is now showing ads where you have to wait 10 seconds before you can skip them instead of 5
I NEED to kill somebody I NEED to
I NEED to kill somebody I NEED to
August 30, 2026 at 9:44 PM
Youtube is now showing ads where you have to wait 10 seconds before you can skip them instead of 5
I NEED to kill somebody I NEED to
I NEED to kill somebody I NEED to
August 30, 2026 at 2:54 PM
August 28, 2026 at 6:31 PM
They're trying to invent piss 2 in a lab somewhere
August 27, 2026 at 2:48 PM
They're trying to invent piss 2 in a lab somewhere
Why did I base the current game I'm making around robots and drones, I have no idea how to design or draw either of those things
Next game I make is just gonna be full of just meat and rocks, easy shit
Next game I make is just gonna be full of just meat and rocks, easy shit
August 27, 2026 at 12:53 AM
Why did I base the current game I'm making around robots and drones, I have no idea how to design or draw either of those things
Next game I make is just gonna be full of just meat and rocks, easy shit
Next game I make is just gonna be full of just meat and rocks, easy shit
Every time someone falls for an obvious Discord scam or fearmongering I hit my infant son
It's the only way to stop this
It's the only way to stop this
August 18, 2026 at 3:16 PM
Every time someone falls for an obvious Discord scam or fearmongering I hit my infant son
It's the only way to stop this
It's the only way to stop this
Drew these fuckers Chazington keeps drawing on Twitter 'cause they're funny
August 14, 2026 at 4:55 PM
Drew these fuckers Chazington keeps drawing on Twitter 'cause they're funny
Reposted by AnimatedGlitch
What if Hans is actually not that good of a healer? She tries her best tho...
#BrutalOrchestra #HBBO
#BrutalOrchestra #HBBO
August 12, 2026 at 9:30 PM
What if Hans is actually not that good of a healer? She tries her best tho...
#BrutalOrchestra #HBBO
#BrutalOrchestra #HBBO
Peak is a good game
August 12, 2026 at 8:53 PM
Peak is a good game
Just had to deal with a moldy cup but I was very brave about it
August 9, 2026 at 11:54 PM
Just had to deal with a moldy cup but I was very brave about it
I fucking despise RPG Maker porn game
You can draw several hours of sex but can't be bothered to make a single unique tile set? I'll fucking kill you
You can draw several hours of sex but can't be bothered to make a single unique tile set? I'll fucking kill you
August 8, 2026 at 11:01 PM
I fucking despise RPG Maker porn game
You can draw several hours of sex but can't be bothered to make a single unique tile set? I'll fucking kill you
You can draw several hours of sex but can't be bothered to make a single unique tile set? I'll fucking kill you
Fun fact! The reason horsemen are associated with the apocalypse is because horses are inherently evil and wicked creatures
August 6, 2026 at 6:30 PM
Fun fact! The reason horsemen are associated with the apocalypse is because horses are inherently evil and wicked creatures
August 5, 2026 at 3:44 PM