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Heaviest is the hood that wears the crown -Chick Hicks
Actively coping blue dot
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My girlfriend since I’ve joined Bluesky:
“You’re not funny”
“I don’t find this funny”
“No wonder nobody likes your post”
Pipe down up woman, I’m schitzo posting
Listening to Air Supply on my way to work this morning. Not even willing to give the day a chance
October 7, 2026 at 2:11 PM
When I find the boy that hurt Conan Gray…
October 6, 2026 at 1:14 PM
A few years ago I was watching Drag Race with my girl, Latoya Jackson was the guest judge and I said to her “man, she looks identical to Michael Jackson, are they related?”
I’ve never been more embarrassed
October 5, 2026 at 12:52 PM
New neighbors are religious 🫩
October 4, 2026 at 4:28 PM
I’m so hungover
October 3, 2026 at 10:23 PM
Hey tattoo artists on tik tok, fucking put your shop in your bio not just the city where you tattoo out of you fucking nonce
October 2, 2026 at 7:05 PM
Can a white boy speak a little Chinese🙏🏼😈
October 1, 2026 at 12:20 PM
Saw an ad on the Vikings game the other day for the orange cunt and at the end of it, it stated “paid for by the US Government” IS THAT LEGAL? HELLO? LINE???? WHAT THE FUCK ARE WE DOING???
September 30, 2026 at 2:40 PM
Too bad that Ayn Rand was such a delusional dipshit and abhorrent human being, because unironically “Atlas Shrugged” is a hard ass title
September 29, 2026 at 12:02 PM
Can anyone explain how Christians don’t understand that using the bible to try to prove the bible to me is CIRCULAR REASONING
September 28, 2026 at 4:47 PM
“You know who’s going to fix all our states problems and alleviate our hardships as citizens? The republican candidate” says the electorate of a state that has only had R elected officials for 20+ years 🤦🏼‍♂️I fucking hate South Dakota
September 27, 2026 at 3:39 PM
Crazy how one of the best Doctor Who episodes out there is when he fights the Devil, from the bible.
September 26, 2026 at 9:37 PM
It’s so funny to me how in the breaking dawn book EVERYONE calls Racketball Cullen Nessie
September 25, 2026 at 12:38 PM
I am heavily petitioning to bring back “nerd” as a common insult
September 24, 2026 at 2:43 PM
No, everything isn’t demons, I don’t need to look up how AI is just like revelations because EVERYTHING has been “revelations predicted this” for 2000 years now. Shut the fuck up and try to actually help the world you live in now, instead of a fairytale because you’re afraid to die.
September 23, 2026 at 12:05 PM
I think the DMV has a duty to turn down vanity plates that are just a blatant lie. I saw one today that sad STUDMFFN, just for me to pass him and see that he in fact was NO stud muffin.
September 22, 2026 at 1:46 PM
I sincerely think that 36 Cambers is the best rap album of all time. I will not elaborate.
September 21, 2026 at 3:16 PM
Only white guy at the Mexican place I ate at for work today. I should have known it would be the best fucking taco I’ve ever had, to the hole in the wall gem I have found, I apologize for doubting you.
September 20, 2026 at 4:11 PM
Unironically, the best character in The Notebook (movie) is Finn’s dad. Ally’s dad would be in the running just for that mustache alone but no, it’s Finn’s dad
September 19, 2026 at 3:32 PM
The idea of “reducing your carbon footprint” was invented by Exxon to try to make regular people feel like the problem when the number one polluter, BY A FUCKING LONG SHOT, billion dollar corporations all along, it always has been
September 18, 2026 at 12:14 PM
All I’m gonna say after seeing Mitch again. Sure, the lights are on, but nobody is home
September 17, 2026 at 12:09 PM
You see, the main problem with my weight loss journey is that I’m a fan-fucking-tastic cook. Like I be whipping up the craziest shit and it tastes like god himself made it
September 16, 2026 at 12:01 PM
I have a theory that “I found a strange list of rules” creepypastas all started because one dude got all fucked up on mushrooms and watched Night at the Museum, just absolutely jacked up
September 15, 2026 at 11:10 PM
I’ll say it, I want no back talk on this. The only reason I’m even entertaining this is because I have a friend who doesn’t believe me. Krillin dog walks All Might, 10/10 times. Hell, Yamcha gives All Might a run for his money. There is no way in HELL he’s even touching Goku unless he feels bad.
September 14, 2026 at 12:11 PM
😔pain is never permanent but, tonight is killing me
I HOPE YOU GET YOUR BALLROOM FLOOR,
YOUR PERFECT HOUSE WITH ROSE RED DOORS,
I’M THE LAST THING YOU’D REMEMBER,
IT’S BEEN A LONG LONLEY DECEMBER
September 13, 2026 at 4:17 PM