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Morporkian 🇸🇪❤🇺🇦
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Making Vatniks, Tankies, Libertarians, Fash, Qanon and Blueanon look silly

Lulu, my blind Shar Pei sharing her adventures: https://bsky.app/profile/blindlybrave.bsky.social

Signal: Robin_Eriksson.01
"We're the best credit in the world"

The credit agencies disagree.

S&P AA+
Moody's Aa1
Fitch AA+
DBRS AAA

The United States lost its triple-A status 5 months into Trump's second term and now ranks in the 12-15 range globally.

www.worldgovernmentbonds.com/world-credit...
September 13, 2026 at 5:05 PM
Here in Europe, we urge him to fuck off, preferably with a flight path crossing the Bermuda Triangle.
September 13, 2026 at 2:41 PM
“Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic.“

-Arthur C. Clarke

For this 9/11 truther, that is true for technology patented in 1888.

Behold the magic mechanism of holding a frame in place for a shutter to expose, forward the next frame to...

archive.org/details/le-p...
September 13, 2026 at 1:51 PM
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This is stochastic terrorism. Ted Cruz is an extremist encouraging violence.
September 12, 2026 at 4:41 PM
I think it is safe to say that when someone is a behavioral deviation in a random group of 341 people, as Jackie Singh is here, some form of pathology is at play.
The engagement farming becomes even more obvious when comparing Singh's reply today to Stella's Sep. 4 post, in juxtaposition with the timely replies of others.

Of the 341 replies, 340 are compassionate, selfless, and loving; one is seeking clout.

Jackie Singh's.
September 12, 2026 at 8:49 PM
There are few things lower than using the grief of someone who has lost a beloved sibling to chase clout and farm for engagement.

That Jackie Singh is doing exactly that is disappointing, but far from surprising.

She has no bottom to what she will do for clicks.

bsky.app/profile/ankh...
September 12, 2026 at 8:21 PM
Natalie Harp will have hard work ahead of her tonight, soothing Temu Hitler's fragile ego in Dublin.

Trump Truth Social Forecast:

Shitstorm of super-buff Trump, AI images and videos declaring his superhuman greatness, wisdom, and leadership.
September 12, 2026 at 3:49 PM
I am officially declaring this a Christian potato.

Is it Christian now?
September 12, 2026 at 1:12 PM
Brianna We being awful to other transwomen, Episode #2482.

Brianna sees a transwoman with feminine hip to waist ratio:

“Testosterone raped you.”
September 12, 2026 at 10:15 AM
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Reality Winner's disclosure of Kremlin cyberattacks on U.S. #vote infrastructure led to no sanctions or arrests (except her). But as MJ says, U.S. Treasury in '24 sanctioned a Russian think tank for helping the Russian military subvert U.S. elections: home.treasury.gov/news/press-r...

It's doable.
September 11, 2026 at 5:44 PM
Orange. Of course. 😭😂
September 11, 2026 at 6:04 PM
Remembering years ago when I read an article by a Christian fundamentalist and dog psychologist in which she claimed that dogs do not dream, but that their dream barks and movements were some sort of muscular movement practice residual from puppyhood.

What a dumb bitch.
September 7, 2026 at 8:53 AM
Is that the face of a liar?

I think not!
September 6, 2026 at 5:57 PM
Sweetness overload.
September 6, 2026 at 3:32 PM
As things are getting more expensive for Americans, the US government is using tax dollars to promote xenophobia with a vibe coded Tetris clone.

And, even that they fucked up, a 38-year-old game mechanism. 💀

Wait for it.
September 5, 2026 at 3:21 PM
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Warning to women wearing makeup, please refrain from seducing this man!
September 5, 2026 at 2:14 PM
Good thing that hell isn't real, I'd definitely go there if it was.

🔉
September 5, 2026 at 1:37 PM
Those sounds and wriggles. 😂

#DogsOfBluesky
September 5, 2026 at 1:04 PM
Poor Lulu, she just learned the hard way that sniffing a puddle too hard and too close can be an unpleasant experience.

Unfortunately I did not have my mobile with me to capture the resulting snoot-geyser.

#DogsOfBluesky
September 5, 2026 at 9:38 AM
This is the video referenced below, it was filmed in 2012, the same year as Andrew Tate recruited her

She turned 15 in 2012.
September 5, 2026 at 8:29 AM
We also learn from this article that men paid the Tate's a total of $1.25 million to watch CSAM.

And that is what they made from *one* victim of their CSAM/sex trafficking operation.

In a separate indictment, he is accused of engaging in sexual acts with another 15-year-old, believed to be Vivian.
September 5, 2026 at 8:17 AM
Heartbreaking article from Romania about how Andrew and Tristan Tate exploited a minor and physically abused her on camera at the request of clients.

Note: "FATHER" is a Google Translate error, and should read "TATE."

www-gandul-ro.translate.goog/justitie/ste...
September 5, 2026 at 7:35 AM
Conservative woman objects to a leopard eating her face; the leopard eats her face again.
September 5, 2026 at 6:29 AM
The Microsoft legal team must be thrilled with the White House using Microsoft intellectual property to promote vibe coded games with descriptions such as "Protect the border against the coming hordes" and Border patrol along the Rio Grande"
September 4, 2026 at 9:17 AM