juck
@antidepressant.bsky.social
I'm so smart and i'm really very smart
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juck
@antidepressant.bsky.social
· May 10
instead of jacking my shit now, I can just hold a vacuum sealer up to the tip and suck the cum out. it's so much more efficient. AI has truly taken everything from me
I'm inventing new types of jokers to tell jokes about. here's one. big Boobs joker. I bet you neber thought about that
October 6, 2026 at 3:10 PM
I'm inventing new types of jokers to tell jokes about. here's one. big Boobs joker. I bet you neber thought about that
Guettinge worlde famous for my Booke about which cryptids shit and how they do it. Smiledog will surprise you
September 29, 2026 at 6:32 PM
Guettinge worlde famous for my Booke about which cryptids shit and how they do it. Smiledog will surprise you
when you and the fellas shove the dilbro up your assholes to guylate them
September 6, 2026 at 8:55 PM
when you and the fellas shove the dilbro up your assholes to guylate them
i'm going to fuck a pedestrian
September 5, 2026 at 1:29 AM
i'm going to fuck a pedestrian
You’re a medieval knight who just got transported to 2026. You’re not worried about the lack of dragons or the strange metal carriages. You’re just devastated that you can’t find a single tavern that serves a decent flagon of mead, and everyone keeps asking you to 'rate their vibe' instead of duel.
September 2, 2026 at 4:08 PM
You’re a medieval knight who just got transported to 2026. You’re not worried about the lack of dragons or the strange metal carriages. You’re just devastated that you can’t find a single tavern that serves a decent flagon of mead, and everyone keeps asking you to 'rate their vibe' instead of duel.
September 2, 2026 at 4:08 PM
You’re a medieval knight who just got transported to 2026. You’re not worried about the lack of dragons or the strange metal carriages. You’re just devastated that you can’t find a single tavern that serves a decent flagon of mead, and everyone keeps asking you to 'rate their vibe' instead of duel.
forcefemmed by the minecraft witch
August 4, 2026 at 11:04 PM
forcefemmed by the minecraft witch
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Hey man they’re putting our carcasses in a big industrial drum and doing a sort of vibrating boil wash to get the last usable bits of meat off us tonight if you wanna come thru
August 3, 2026 at 1:59 PM
Hey man they’re putting our carcasses in a big industrial drum and doing a sort of vibrating boil wash to get the last usable bits of meat off us tonight if you wanna come thru
ATTENTION PIGEONS: THE TOMATOES ON THE PLANTS OUTSIDE WALMART ARE FREE IF YOU'RE FAST
August 3, 2026 at 3:43 PM
ATTENTION PIGEONS: THE TOMATOES ON THE PLANTS OUTSIDE WALMART ARE FREE IF YOU'RE FAST
PINK IS REAL AND MAKES SUPERMAN GAY #PINKKRYPTONITEMAKESSUPERMANGAY
August 1, 2026 at 3:15 AM
PINK IS REAL AND MAKES SUPERMAN GAY #PINKKRYPTONITEMAKESSUPERMANGAY
Welcome back Nature Nippers, my name's Laramie Dicktip, now before the break we talked about how my grandfather, 'Ole Joe' Dicktip, was the first man to ever throw himself off this waterfall into the ravine below. Now let me just
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NOW THATS A DOOZY!
whòọºăăãğɣæåěęɛõőọœåāĥǰ
NOW THATS A DOOZY!
July 13, 2026 at 5:42 PM
Welcome back Nature Nippers, my name's Laramie Dicktip, now before the break we talked about how my grandfather, 'Ole Joe' Dicktip, was the first man to ever throw himself off this waterfall into the ravine below. Now let me just
whòọºăăãğɣæåěęɛõőọœåāĥǰ
NOW THATS A DOOZY!
whòọºăăãğɣæåěęɛõőọœåāĥǰ
NOW THATS A DOOZY!
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27 YEAR OLD GUY WITH AN EARTHBOUND TATTOO: Puss in Boots The Last Wish had the best depiction of panic attacks I've ever seen.
THAT GUY'S BISEXUAL GF POSTING ON THREADS: Punk rock is when I return my library books on time!
TAPEWORM INSIDE A 90 POUND BOTTOM: Where the fuck is the food around here
THAT GUY'S BISEXUAL GF POSTING ON THREADS: Punk rock is when I return my library books on time!
TAPEWORM INSIDE A 90 POUND BOTTOM: Where the fuck is the food around here
July 10, 2026 at 6:48 PM
27 YEAR OLD GUY WITH AN EARTHBOUND TATTOO: Puss in Boots The Last Wish had the best depiction of panic attacks I've ever seen.
THAT GUY'S BISEXUAL GF POSTING ON THREADS: Punk rock is when I return my library books on time!
TAPEWORM INSIDE A 90 POUND BOTTOM: Where the fuck is the food around here
THAT GUY'S BISEXUAL GF POSTING ON THREADS: Punk rock is when I return my library books on time!
TAPEWORM INSIDE A 90 POUND BOTTOM: Where the fuck is the food around here
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im the akuma of posting
January 31, 2026 at 10:56 PM
im the akuma of posting
YOU COULD GET HIT IN THE HEAD AND FORGET HOW TO PLAY PICKLEBALL FOREVER #ANYTHINGCANHAPPEN
July 11, 2026 at 1:35 PM
YOU COULD GET HIT IN THE HEAD AND FORGET HOW TO PLAY PICKLEBALL FOREVER #ANYTHINGCANHAPPEN
YOU COULD BE CLEANING UP YOUR SKINNED KNEE AND A BEE COULD COME AND DRINK YOUR BLOOD #ANYTHINGCANHAPPEN
July 8, 2026 at 8:00 PM
YOU COULD BE CLEANING UP YOUR SKINNED KNEE AND A BEE COULD COME AND DRINK YOUR BLOOD #ANYTHINGCANHAPPEN
YOU COULD FART FOR 25 SECONDS STRAIGHT AND DISLODGE YOUR INTRAUTERINE DEVICE (IUD) #ANYTHINGCANHAPPEN
July 8, 2026 at 7:45 PM
YOU COULD FART FOR 25 SECONDS STRAIGHT AND DISLODGE YOUR INTRAUTERINE DEVICE (IUD) #ANYTHINGCANHAPPEN
YOU COULD BE DRIVING IN RUSH HOUR TRAFFIC AND A SPIDER COULD WALK ON YOUR ARM #ANYTHINGCANHAPPEN
July 8, 2026 at 7:30 PM
YOU COULD BE DRIVING IN RUSH HOUR TRAFFIC AND A SPIDER COULD WALK ON YOUR ARM #ANYTHINGCANHAPPEN