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Alex
@apeluso.bsky.social
super awesome nonchalant chiller
former balatro random seed wr holder
having a cat would be pretty chill @glizrizz.bsky.social
February 17, 2026 at 12:18 AM
for any future employers, i’m a really chill guy with a big heart and lots of determination
February 13, 2026 at 12:05 AM
that post groundhog day depression got me with no skeet ideas
February 6, 2026 at 12:34 AM
about to hit the gym on this great groundhog day. 3 sets of looking for my shadow and 4 sets of hibernating until next february! 🤣🤣 here’s to a good workout. #gymmotivation #groundhogday #workout
February 2, 2026 at 8:08 PM
how’s everyone’s groundhog day going so far? has Phil’s prediction proven itself right already or what! 🤣🤣🤣 SO COLD 🥶❄️ i suppose only time will tell if he’s right once again (SPOILER ALERT: HE WILL BE) #groundhogday #winter #cold #snow
February 2, 2026 at 6:37 PM
What do you call a groundhog who tells jokes?
A pun-xsutawney Phil!
🤣🤣🤣 Happy Groundhog Day y’all!
#groundhogday #comedy #groundhogdaycomedy #punxsutawney
February 2, 2026 at 3:00 PM
🚨REPORTS ARE IN🚨
Shadow has been spotted! We all know what that means; 6 more weeks of winter! Make sure to bundle up as we may be getting more snow in the coming weeks. Ha! Just what we needed. 🤣🤣🤣 Happy Groundhog Day everyone! #breakingnews #groundhogday #phil
February 2, 2026 at 2:26 PM
groundhog day. my favorite holiday! wishing everybody a happy one! hope we all enjoy some of that classic groundhog day magic. my most memorable groundhog day was back in 2009 when Phil granted us 6 more weeks of winter. 🥶 ❄️ reply with your favorite groundhog day memory! #groundhogday #phil #winter
February 2, 2026 at 2:22 PM
most people own several items, but the exact amount of items owned varies by person #learnsomethingnewfriday
January 30, 2026 at 10:40 PM
i wish my girlfriend would start skeeting again. life was peak when she was on this app. now i just have to reminisce. @glizrizz.bsky.social
January 30, 2026 at 1:48 AM
22 followers and 22 following call that the rasheed shaheed ratio #seahawks #football #nflcomedy #thursdayobservations
January 29, 2026 at 7:25 PM
some progress looks like nothing from the outside. that’s usually intentional. 🤔💭 #iykyk #movinginsilence #wednesdaymotivation
January 28, 2026 at 11:12 PM
played a bit of LORT yesterday with the boys. pretty fun game with a lot of promise. can’t wait to see where the devs take it next! #indiegame #lort #roguelike #gamingbluesky
January 28, 2026 at 4:10 PM
genuinely fuck ice i almost ate shit on my sidewalk td #slippedandfell
January 28, 2026 at 1:37 AM
July 3, 2025 at 12:05 AM
bluesky
February 17, 2025 at 3:35 PM
dk metcalf runs “worst route ever”, asked to leave the stadium
December 23, 2024 at 12:20 AM
Thinking abt rizzing up chaewon
December 18, 2024 at 10:35 PM
generational run of skeets
December 7, 2024 at 10:37 PM
just thought of new slang. TKOG - “That Kind Of Guy”. Don’t be TKOG #TKOG #passiton
December 7, 2024 at 2:41 AM
to the people who don’t fw their spotify wrapped… mf you’re the one who listened to the music 😭
December 4, 2024 at 4:34 PM
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Kendrick performing in Toronto on fathers day is NASTY WORK lmao
December 3, 2024 at 5:58 PM
can’t believe i’m gonna see jake bobo in person tomorrow #blessed
December 1, 2024 at 5:14 AM
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Fortnite Friday with Zachary Levi tomorrow 🔥

4PM PST 🇺🇸💥
November 28, 2024 at 9:32 PM
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Thankful for windows, it’s pretty neat being able to see outside type shit. And zoos benefit a lot from the invention of windows and glass. Fish tanks 🔥. Cars have windows as well i believe. #glasshalffull #windows11 #Thanksgiving
November 28, 2024 at 6:18 PM