A Problem Squared
@aproblemsquared.bsky.social
A problem-solving podcast by @standupmaths.bsky.social & @bechillcomedian.bsky.social which comes out today, or Monday, or the following Monday (depending when you read this).
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Thank you for installing Episode 143 of A Problem Squared into your ears which should now be able to provide you with some solutions to 100% highly practical problems sent in by previous listeners…
143 = What Comes After Thrice and Coffee Roulette Advice
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143 = What Comes After Thrice and Coffee Roulette Advice
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September 14, 2026 at 7:09 AM
Thank you for installing Episode 143 of A Problem Squared into your ears which should now be able to provide you with some solutions to 100% highly practical problems sent in by previous listeners…
143 = What Comes After Thrice and Coffee Roulette Advice
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143 = What Comes After Thrice and Coffee Roulette Advice
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Episode 142 of A Problem Squared is here!
Don’t look directly at it! 😎
142 = How Long Would YouTube Take to View and How to Display Without Glue or Screws
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Don’t look directly at it! 😎
142 = How Long Would YouTube Take to View and How to Display Without Glue or Screws
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August 31, 2026 at 6:00 AM
Episode 142 of A Problem Squared is here!
Don’t look directly at it! 😎
142 = How Long Would YouTube Take to View and How to Display Without Glue or Screws
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Don’t look directly at it! 😎
142 = How Long Would YouTube Take to View and How to Display Without Glue or Screws
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Are we there yet?
Yes! Episode 140 of A Problem Squared has arrived!
We have driven a long way to get here and only hit the accelerator when we meant to hit the break like once or twice at most.
140 = ABBABAAB and AI-Bah!
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Yes! Episode 140 of A Problem Squared has arrived!
We have driven a long way to get here and only hit the accelerator when we meant to hit the break like once or twice at most.
140 = ABBABAAB and AI-Bah!
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August 12, 2026 at 2:45 PM
Are we there yet?
Yes! Episode 140 of A Problem Squared has arrived!
We have driven a long way to get here and only hit the accelerator when we meant to hit the break like once or twice at most.
140 = ABBABAAB and AI-Bah!
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Yes! Episode 140 of A Problem Squared has arrived!
We have driven a long way to get here and only hit the accelerator when we meant to hit the break like once or twice at most.
140 = ABBABAAB and AI-Bah!
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A Problem Squared Episode 139 is unzipped, extracted, and open for listening! Dive right in!
139 = Music Down Where It’s Wetter and Throwing Darts Better
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139 = Music Down Where It’s Wetter and Throwing Darts Better
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A Problem Squared
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July 20, 2026 at 7:30 AM
A Problem Squared Episode 139 is unzipped, extracted, and open for listening! Dive right in!
139 = Music Down Where It’s Wetter and Throwing Darts Better
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139 = Music Down Where It’s Wetter and Throwing Darts Better
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A Problem Squared Episode 138 has arrived, crossing land and sea and train tracks and aqueducts and words to get here.
138 = Crossword Panels and Crossing Channels
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138 = Crossword Panels and Crossing Channels
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A Problem Squared
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July 6, 2026 at 7:02 AM
A Problem Squared Episode 138 has arrived, crossing land and sea and train tracks and aqueducts and words to get here.
138 = Crossword Panels and Crossing Channels
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138 = Crossword Panels and Crossing Channels
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Pssst! The new episode of A Problem Squared is fully charged and ready to go!
It sounds great and it comes with our special No Whisper Guarantee!
137 = Sound Advice and Electron Price
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It sounds great and it comes with our special No Whisper Guarantee!
137 = Sound Advice and Electron Price
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A Problem Squared
Podcast · Matt Parker, Bec Hill · Matt Parker and Bec Hill present: A Problem Squared. A podcast dedicated to solving problems of all kinds, such as, "What should I listen to right now?". A Podcast…
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June 22, 2026 at 7:40 AM
Pssst! The new episode of A Problem Squared is fully charged and ready to go!
It sounds great and it comes with our special No Whisper Guarantee!
137 = Sound Advice and Electron Price
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It sounds great and it comes with our special No Whisper Guarantee!
137 = Sound Advice and Electron Price
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Episode 136 of A Problem Squared is sure to put a Spring in your Step!
136 = How to Discuss The Number e and When to Disclose the "Real Me"
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136 = How to Discuss The Number e and When to Disclose the "Real Me"
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A Problem Squared
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June 8, 2026 at 7:38 AM
Episode 136 of A Problem Squared is sure to put a Spring in your Step!
136 = How to Discuss The Number e and When to Disclose the "Real Me"
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136 = How to Discuss The Number e and When to Disclose the "Real Me"
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Episode 135 of A Problem Squared has sprung up and is in full bloom!
135 = Pasta Water Solution and QR Code Substitution
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135 = Pasta Water Solution and QR Code Substitution
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A Problem Squared
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May 25, 2026 at 7:39 AM
Episode 135 of A Problem Squared has sprung up and is in full bloom!
135 = Pasta Water Solution and QR Code Substitution
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135 = Pasta Water Solution and QR Code Substitution
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A Problem Squared Episode 132 has come to town and it is packed full of wheaty goodness and just a little bit of insistuvree.
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A Problem Squared
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April 13, 2026 at 7:15 AM
A Problem Squared Episode 132 has come to town and it is packed full of wheaty goodness and just a little bit of insistuvree.
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Aha! It’s time for Episode 131 of A Problem Squared – the podcast that is on the level and on your radar. And we’re big fans of people called Hannah. Hah!
131 = Microwave Conventions and Pythagoral Dimensions
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131 = Microwave Conventions and Pythagoral Dimensions
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A Problem Squared
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March 30, 2026 at 7:15 AM
Aha! It’s time for Episode 131 of A Problem Squared – the podcast that is on the level and on your radar. And we’re big fans of people called Hannah. Hah!
131 = Microwave Conventions and Pythagoral Dimensions
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131 = Microwave Conventions and Pythagoral Dimensions
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Shhhhhhhh!
It’s time for a very peaceful and chilled episode of A Problem Squared.
Almost too peaceful at points...
Sit back and relax with 130 = Sly Skittles Claim and Why Sniffles Name?
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It’s time for a very peaceful and chilled episode of A Problem Squared.
Almost too peaceful at points...
Sit back and relax with 130 = Sly Skittles Claim and Why Sniffles Name?
open.spotify.com/show/7Hp5QDk...
A Problem Squared
Podcast · Matt Parker, Bec Hill · Matt Parker and Bec Hill present: A Problem Squared. A podcast dedicated to solving problems of all kinds, such as, "What should I listen to right now?". A Podcast…
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March 16, 2026 at 8:15 AM
Shhhhhhhh!
It’s time for a very peaceful and chilled episode of A Problem Squared.
Almost too peaceful at points...
Sit back and relax with 130 = Sly Skittles Claim and Why Sniffles Name?
open.spotify.com/show/7Hp5QDk...
It’s time for a very peaceful and chilled episode of A Problem Squared.
Almost too peaceful at points...
Sit back and relax with 130 = Sly Skittles Claim and Why Sniffles Name?
open.spotify.com/show/7Hp5QDk...
Fasten your seatbelts and get ready for take-off of Episode 129 of A Problem Squared.
If you need currency, we can exchange pounds for pounds.
Please help yourselves to snacks from the (super)bowl.
Let’s play ball!
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If you need currency, we can exchange pounds for pounds.
Please help yourselves to snacks from the (super)bowl.
Let’s play ball!
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A Problem Squared
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March 2, 2026 at 8:15 AM
Fasten your seatbelts and get ready for take-off of Episode 129 of A Problem Squared.
If you need currency, we can exchange pounds for pounds.
Please help yourselves to snacks from the (super)bowl.
Let’s play ball!
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If you need currency, we can exchange pounds for pounds.
Please help yourselves to snacks from the (super)bowl.
Let’s play ball!
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❓ Have you sent in a question for our AMA episode?
❔ Have Matt and Bec answered it in this AMA episode?
⁉️ Here are your AMA questions, answered!
This is the AMA 2^7 Special. We’ll be back solving your problems as normal in Episode 129!
❔ Have Matt and Bec answered it in this AMA episode?
⁉️ Here are your AMA questions, answered!
This is the AMA 2^7 Special. We’ll be back solving your problems as normal in Episode 129!
February 16, 2026 at 8:15 AM
❓ Have you sent in a question for our AMA episode?
❔ Have Matt and Bec answered it in this AMA episode?
⁉️ Here are your AMA questions, answered!
This is the AMA 2^7 Special. We’ll be back solving your problems as normal in Episode 129!
❔ Have Matt and Bec answered it in this AMA episode?
⁉️ Here are your AMA questions, answered!
This is the AMA 2^7 Special. We’ll be back solving your problems as normal in Episode 129!
Hello, this is A Problem Squared
Presented by Matt Parker and Bec Hill
A new episode is available now
Episode 127: Labelling Consumables and Conceivable Numerals
Presented by Matt Parker and Bec Hill
A new episode is available now
Episode 127: Labelling Consumables and Conceivable Numerals
February 2, 2026 at 8:15 AM
Hello, this is A Problem Squared
Presented by Matt Parker and Bec Hill
A new episode is available now
Episode 127: Labelling Consumables and Conceivable Numerals
Presented by Matt Parker and Bec Hill
A new episode is available now
Episode 127: Labelling Consumables and Conceivable Numerals
Dive in to a bracing new episode of A Problem Squared!
Be Chill!
And Matt Parker.
Provide the solutions to keep you warm and dry in Episode 126 = Temperature Levels and Special Vessels
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Be Chill!
And Matt Parker.
Provide the solutions to keep you warm and dry in Episode 126 = Temperature Levels and Special Vessels
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January 19, 2026 at 8:15 AM
Dive in to a bracing new episode of A Problem Squared!
Be Chill!
And Matt Parker.
Provide the solutions to keep you warm and dry in Episode 126 = Temperature Levels and Special Vessels
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Be Chill!
And Matt Parker.
Provide the solutions to keep you warm and dry in Episode 126 = Temperature Levels and Special Vessels
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Toot-Toot-Toot!
We’re kicking off 2026 with a sprinkling of APS magic and a sprinkling of salty goodness.
It’s the first episode of A Problem Squared of the year!
125 = Toots from Bums and Attitude Sums
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We’re kicking off 2026 with a sprinkling of APS magic and a sprinkling of salty goodness.
It’s the first episode of A Problem Squared of the year!
125 = Toots from Bums and Attitude Sums
open.spotify.com/show/7Hp5QDk...
A Problem Squared
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January 5, 2026 at 8:15 AM
Toot-Toot-Toot!
We’re kicking off 2026 with a sprinkling of APS magic and a sprinkling of salty goodness.
It’s the first episode of A Problem Squared of the year!
125 = Toots from Bums and Attitude Sums
open.spotify.com/show/7Hp5QDk...
We’re kicking off 2026 with a sprinkling of APS magic and a sprinkling of salty goodness.
It’s the first episode of A Problem Squared of the year!
125 = Toots from Bums and Attitude Sums
open.spotify.com/show/7Hp5QDk...
Ho-Ho-Hello! It is nearly Christmas and it is International Matt Day (HBD,MP!) so to celebrate, we bring you a brand new episode of A Problem Squared!
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A Problem Squared
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December 22, 2025 at 9:35 AM
Ho-Ho-Hello! It is nearly Christmas and it is International Matt Day (HBD,MP!) so to celebrate, we bring you a brand new episode of A Problem Squared!
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We’re all suited and booted (with a red tie and turquoise socks) for a special quickfire episode of A Problem Squared!
122 = Shocking Theories with Quickfire Queries
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122 = Shocking Theories with Quickfire Queries
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A Problem Squared
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November 25, 2025 at 10:40 AM
We’re all suited and booted (with a red tie and turquoise socks) for a special quickfire episode of A Problem Squared!
122 = Shocking Theories with Quickfire Queries
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122 = Shocking Theories with Quickfire Queries
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Perfectly on time - plus or minus an hour - it's the bi-annual Daylight Savings edition of A Problem Squared!
Episode 121 = Bi-annuals and Diagonals
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Episode 121 = Bi-annuals and Diagonals
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A Problem Squared
Podcast · Matt Parker, Bec Hill · Matt Parker and Bec Hill present: A Problem Squared. A podcast dedicated to solving problems of all kinds, such as, "What should I listen to right now?". A Podcast…
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November 10, 2025 at 9:35 AM
Perfectly on time - plus or minus an hour - it's the bi-annual Daylight Savings edition of A Problem Squared!
Episode 121 = Bi-annuals and Diagonals
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Episode 121 = Bi-annuals and Diagonals
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Are you looking for something to do on Monday 1st December? Well, A Problem Squared can help with that!
October 29, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Are you looking for something to do on Monday 1st December? Well, A Problem Squared can help with that!
It’s Halloweeeeeeeeeeek! So it’s time for a spooooooooky edition of A Problem Squared! Woooooooooo!
Cards on the table, it’s not actually spooky at all and if you believed us, you might be a bit gullible…
Cards on the table, it’s not actually spooky at all and if you believed us, you might be a bit gullible…
October 27, 2025 at 9:35 AM
It’s Halloweeeeeeeeeeek! So it’s time for a spooooooooky edition of A Problem Squared! Woooooooooo!
Cards on the table, it’s not actually spooky at all and if you believed us, you might be a bit gullible…
Cards on the table, it’s not actually spooky at all and if you believed us, you might be a bit gullible…
For the first time ever, it’s the first ever episode 119 of A Problem Squared, the first of its kind! With the one and only Matt Parker and Bec Hill!
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A Problem Squared
Podcast · Matt Parker, Bec Hill · Matt Parker and Bec Hill present: A Problem Squared. A podcast dedicated to solving problems of all kinds, such as, "What should I listen to right now?". A Podcast…
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October 13, 2025 at 8:35 AM
For the first time ever, it’s the first ever episode 119 of A Problem Squared, the first of its kind! With the one and only Matt Parker and Bec Hill!
open.spotify.com/show/7Hp5QDk...
open.spotify.com/show/7Hp5QDk...
It’s a newep from the newdio – it’s Episode 118 of A Problem Squared!
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A Problem Squared
Podcast · Matt Parker, Bec Hill · Matt Parker and Bec Hill present: A Problem Squared. A podcast dedicated to solving problems of all kinds, such as, "What should I listen to right now?". A Podcast…
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September 29, 2025 at 8:35 AM
It’s a newep from the newdio – it’s Episode 118 of A Problem Squared!
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Unfortunately, Matt has been ill and lost his voice so we were unable to record this week's episode of A Problem Squared. To make up for it, we are releasing an episode of the usually-Patreon-only I Am A Wizard, with a special intro from Bec, who can still speak.
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September 15, 2025 at 8:35 AM
Unfortunately, Matt has been ill and lost his voice so we were unable to record this week's episode of A Problem Squared. To make up for it, we are releasing an episode of the usually-Patreon-only I Am A Wizard, with a special intro from Bec, who can still speak.
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