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Anxiously munches on a cucumber.
September 15, 2026 at 5:05 PM
Anxiously munches on a cucumber.
Have you heard the song?
I'll admit it's catchy, but in moderation. Not in 30-second repeat cycles.
I'll admit it's catchy, but in moderation. Not in 30-second repeat cycles.
At least it's not Baby Shark.
Or six-seven.
Or skibidi.
Or six-seven.
Or skibidi.
Have you all heard of that new Catsigh song called 'Pinky Up'?
My students won't stop doing the dance.
My students won't stop doing the dance.
September 15, 2026 at 3:16 PM
Have you heard the song?
I'll admit it's catchy, but in moderation. Not in 30-second repeat cycles.
I'll admit it's catchy, but in moderation. Not in 30-second repeat cycles.
Have you all heard of that new Catsigh song called 'Pinky Up'?
My students won't stop doing the dance.
My students won't stop doing the dance.
September 15, 2026 at 2:39 PM
Have you all heard of that new Catsigh song called 'Pinky Up'?
My students won't stop doing the dance.
My students won't stop doing the dance.
Reposted by 𝐈𝐥𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐚 𝐇𝐚𝐫𝐩𝐞𝐫
|| stolen from viv ;)
September 15, 2026 at 12:13 AM
|| stolen from viv ;)
All that writing yesterday left me feeling hungry. Sounds like a big breakfast is in order.
September 15, 2026 at 1:58 PM
All that writing yesterday left me feeling hungry. Sounds like a big breakfast is in order.
Hoo boy sounds like there's demand for this story already!
Please please PLEASE let her have the honors of doing the audio book.
I'll name this one 'A HARD lesson.'
September 15, 2026 at 2:53 AM
Hoo boy sounds like there's demand for this story already!
"And so my collection has been graced with another treasure," she lauds. Once the manuscript exchanges hands and is finally in her possession, she hoists it above her head, Zelda style, before letting it settle onto her lap.
"I'll make sure to take good care of it.
Thank you, Aerith~"
"I'll make sure to take good care of it.
Thank you, Aerith~"
"Right, right! You get it."
She absorbs the advice with an elated nod, "Oh, I will! Thank you." Fishing out a spare first novel, she scribbles on the interior of the cover - her moniker signed with a little lily doodle.
"One copy - delivered." She offers a playful wink followed by a giggle.
She absorbs the advice with an elated nod, "Oh, I will! Thank you." Fishing out a spare first novel, she scribbles on the interior of the cover - her moniker signed with a little lily doodle.
"One copy - delivered." She offers a playful wink followed by a giggle.
"Oh, yes. Absolutely—and given the voice you've chosen—playful yet lascivious—it sounds like you know your target audience, too!
All I'd say so far is to make sure you draw the reader in—don't hand them too much too quickly!"
All I'd say so far is to make sure you draw the reader in—don't hand them too much too quickly!"
September 15, 2026 at 2:43 AM
"And so my collection has been graced with another treasure," she lauds. Once the manuscript exchanges hands and is finally in her possession, she hoists it above her head, Zelda style, before letting it settle onto her lap.
"I'll make sure to take good care of it.
Thank you, Aerith~"
"I'll make sure to take good care of it.
Thank you, Aerith~"
Who, me?
Just writing practice~
Just writing practice~
WHY are you LIKE THIS!?!?
......
ARE YOU ONE OF THOSE CRAZY ASS DARK FANTASY WOMEN!?!?
......
ARE YOU ONE OF THOSE CRAZY ASS DARK FANTASY WOMEN!?!?
His gun was COCKed, at the ready and waiting for a thorough inspection.
September 15, 2026 at 2:21 AM
Who, me?
Just writing practice~
Just writing practice~
His gun was COCKed, at the ready and waiting for a thorough inspection.
"...."
September 15, 2026 at 2:17 AM
His gun was COCKed, at the ready and waiting for a thorough inspection.
She said, playfully twirling her hair. Fanning her lashes, she looked to Peter.
"Oop. I raised my voice. Guess we'll see each other again, soon."
"Oop. I raised my voice. Guess we'll see each other again, soon."
THIS IS BULLYING IN THE WORKPLACE!!!
September 15, 2026 at 2:13 AM
She said, playfully twirling her hair. Fanning her lashes, she looked to Peter.
"Oop. I raised my voice. Guess we'll see each other again, soon."
"Oop. I raised my voice. Guess we'll see each other again, soon."
I'll name this one 'A HARD lesson.'
"Perhaps you want to study the meaning of sexual harassment in the workplace again," whispers Peter, breath hot against Madeline's ear.
With her derriere exposed, he gives it another spank.
"/Again./ Line for line."
The company handbook lays open, its pages spread, by Peter's feet. -
With her derriere exposed, he gives it another spank.
"/Again./ Line for line."
The company handbook lays open, its pages spread, by Peter's feet. -
September 15, 2026 at 2:04 AM
I'll name this one 'A HARD lesson.'
Reposted by 𝐈𝐥𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐚 𝐇𝐚𝐫𝐩𝐞𝐫
Gonna start calling Laney Madeline
September 15, 2026 at 1:55 AM
Gonna start calling Laney Madeline
"Perhaps you want to study the meaning of sexual harassment in the workplace again," whispers Peter, breath hot against Madeline's ear.
With her derriere exposed, he gives it another spank.
"/Again./ Line for line."
The company handbook lays open, its pages spread, by Peter's feet. -
With her derriere exposed, he gives it another spank.
"/Again./ Line for line."
The company handbook lays open, its pages spread, by Peter's feet. -
September 15, 2026 at 1:51 AM
"Perhaps you want to study the meaning of sexual harassment in the workplace again," whispers Peter, breath hot against Madeline's ear.
With her derriere exposed, he gives it another spank.
"/Again./ Line for line."
The company handbook lays open, its pages spread, by Peter's feet. -
With her derriere exposed, he gives it another spank.
"/Again./ Line for line."
The company handbook lays open, its pages spread, by Peter's feet. -
(Takes notes. This is a /great/ one-liner. Gaia bless people watching!)
“Perhaps she wants to study the meaning of sexual harassment in the workplace again.”
September 15, 2026 at 1:37 AM
(Takes notes. This is a /great/ one-liner. Gaia bless people watching!)
Oooo Laney it sounds like he's flirting with you~
September 15, 2026 at 1:35 AM
Oooo Laney it sounds like he's flirting with you~
Rule 1: Break the rules.
September 15, 2026 at 1:20 AM
Rule 1: Break the rules.
Who ever followed the rules?
And this is why the rule book says no falling in love with coworkers
September 15, 2026 at 1:16 AM
Who ever followed the rules?
|| so are viv and vivi like james bond in 007?
September 15, 2026 at 12:46 AM
|| so are viv and vivi like james bond in 007?
|| stolen from viv ;)
September 15, 2026 at 12:13 AM
|| stolen from viv ;)
"Oh, yes. Absolutely—and given the voice you've chosen—playful yet lascivious—it sounds like you know your target audience, too!
All I'd say so far is to make sure you draw the reader in—don't hand them too much too quickly!"
All I'd say so far is to make sure you draw the reader in—don't hand them too much too quickly!"
"That can definitely be arranged. Count on a signed copy just for you." An approved nod before she's smiling at the other's interest in her...eccentric novel.
"Figured it'd suit him, y'know? I gave his love interest a mankini to drool over.~"
"Figured it'd suit him, y'know? I gave his love interest a mankini to drool over.~"
"Nothing but a signed copy of the first book you print."
Inching closer, she begins to scan the text.
"Ah...I see.../very/ compelling! And in a speedo? Interesting choice."
Inching closer, she begins to scan the text.
"Ah...I see.../very/ compelling! And in a speedo? Interesting choice."
September 15, 2026 at 12:08 AM
"Oh, yes. Absolutely—and given the voice you've chosen—playful yet lascivious—it sounds like you know your target audience, too!
All I'd say so far is to make sure you draw the reader in—don't hand them too much too quickly!"
All I'd say so far is to make sure you draw the reader in—don't hand them too much too quickly!"
"Nothing but a signed copy of the first book you print."
Inching closer, she begins to scan the text.
"Ah...I see.../very/ compelling! And in a speedo? Interesting choice."
Inching closer, she begins to scan the text.
"Ah...I see.../very/ compelling! And in a speedo? Interesting choice."
"Oh, yeah?" She's gonna go ahead scoot closer. "I could use someone like that. Been doing it all by myself, and it's tiring work.
"Got a price for your talents?"
"Got a price for your talents?"
Let me know if you need an editor~
September 15, 2026 at 12:00 AM
"Nothing but a signed copy of the first book you print."
Inching closer, she begins to scan the text.
"Ah...I see.../very/ compelling! And in a speedo? Interesting choice."
Inching closer, she begins to scan the text.
"Ah...I see.../very/ compelling! And in a speedo? Interesting choice."
Let me know if you need an editor~
!
Gets started on a sequel to her Gilfka romance...
Gets started on a sequel to her Gilfka romance...
September 14, 2026 at 11:55 PM
Let me know if you need an editor~
At this rate, I'm going to need titanium walls.
September 14, 2026 at 11:51 PM
At this rate, I'm going to need titanium walls.
...you gave him one of your spares, didn't you? 💢
Viv, how is he supposed to learn /not/ to "draw pictures" on the wallpaper if you keep handing him new "paintbrushes"?
And, just in case you forgot, most of what I make in my "side hustles" are reinvested into the business. Wallpaper is not a -
Viv, how is he supposed to learn /not/ to "draw pictures" on the wallpaper if you keep handing him new "paintbrushes"?
And, just in case you forgot, most of what I make in my "side hustles" are reinvested into the business. Wallpaper is not a -
Oops
Toby doesn't want to give me kisses, today.
He's still upset at me for confiscating his knife 💧
He's still upset at me for confiscating his knife 💧
September 14, 2026 at 11:49 PM
...you gave him one of your spares, didn't you? 💢
Viv, how is he supposed to learn /not/ to "draw pictures" on the wallpaper if you keep handing him new "paintbrushes"?
And, just in case you forgot, most of what I make in my "side hustles" are reinvested into the business. Wallpaper is not a -
Viv, how is he supposed to learn /not/ to "draw pictures" on the wallpaper if you keep handing him new "paintbrushes"?
And, just in case you forgot, most of what I make in my "side hustles" are reinvested into the business. Wallpaper is not a -