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ardeesee.bsky.social
b.
@ardeesee.bsky.social
Portland, OR
Me to my GLP-1 guts:
The Goon Star Wars Stormtrooper Says Move Along
ALT: The Goon Star Wars Stormtrooper Says Move Along
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September 26, 2026 at 4:41 PM
can't get over the local realtor named Daria Crymes
September 25, 2026 at 4:05 PM
Brukinsa
Abrysvo
Gemtesa
September 23, 2026 at 2:53 AM
MS-DOS, no mouse, beep-boop sound
What was your first computer growing up?
September 22, 2026 at 7:45 PM
Abrysvo
Gemtesa
Xolair
September 22, 2026 at 1:13 AM
Reading my old posts and wondering what i was thinking about
is "diarrhea-american" a thing
September 22, 2026 at 1:09 AM
this is how i imagine people who draw anime
September 21, 2026 at 5:36 PM
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Happy Sea Otter Awareness Week!
September 21, 2026 at 4:57 PM
look at these pussies
On the afternoon of September 20, 2026, a group of right-wing agitators sprayed chemical irritants into a crowd of protesters outside of a bar in Northeast Portland, Oregon.
September 21, 2026 at 1:25 AM
(bait) I wonder if anyone thinks I’m funny
September 20, 2026 at 7:09 PM
Just saw the most tanned skeleton looking dude
September 19, 2026 at 4:20 PM
still hits
Trans Teen Hatches Nefarious Plot To Undergo Years Of Medical Treatments And Counseling To Win At Swimming https://theonion.com/trans-teen-hatches-nefarious-plot-to-undergo-years-of-m-1850433563/
September 18, 2026 at 9:39 PM
Always asking the dogs if their food tastes good
September 11, 2026 at 3:31 AM
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Enoki and Liu sitting in a tree
Being C-U-T-I-E-S
September 10, 2026 at 4:52 PM
essentially gave up on trying to have a social life lol
What are you doing with your midlife existential crisis? No wrong answers. Just trying to see something, as the kids say.
September 10, 2026 at 12:14 AM
true crime shows fuckin love drone shots
September 4, 2026 at 6:00 AM
shoutout to the Hoatzin
September 3, 2026 at 2:40 AM
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pack your tiny trunks — it’s family swim time

Baby Asian elephant Tula-Tu took a dip with her mom Rose-Tu and her dad Samson. They swam in the larger of the two pools at Elephant Lands, which is 80 feet wide and 12 feet deep, with a shallow beach at one end for swim lessons!
August 28, 2026 at 6:28 PM
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dear lord in heaven please dont let the tennis ball fired from the american gladiators annihilator cannon strike me in my testicles and make me hurl up on tv. lord please give larry csonka the grace to praise my athleticism on his csonkatrator
August 27, 2026 at 2:55 AM
simulating taking care of yourself because you can't in real life
ign.com IGN @ign.com · Aug 26
Players will have to take care of GTA 6's two protagonists, Jason and Lucia, as eating will affect their weight, working out will visibly change their build and strength, and a lack of sleep will negatively impact their features. https://bit.ly/4d3mI5z
August 26, 2026 at 10:24 PM
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RIP to a legend
Tim Curry Says SPACE!
Alt: Tim Curry Says SPACE! in Red Alert 3
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August 26, 2026 at 3:25 PM
me & my friends
August 21, 2026 at 11:50 PM
coworkers love Dungeon Crawler Carl and it sounds like the worst thing since Ready Player One
August 18, 2026 at 6:26 PM
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Red panda rendezvous
August 17, 2026 at 4:33 PM
Girlfriends love hearing about the Sengoku Period
August 11, 2026 at 4:38 AM