Ari
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Ari
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American League just really wasted our time this year
October 29, 2026 at 3:14 AM
Every since I saw fans refer to the Rays as Flappy Bois, I am now a Flappy Bois fan
October 25, 2026 at 12:24 AM
Majority of timeline: Go Brewers

Cubs portion of my timeline: If the Rays don’t win, I’m jumping into the lake
October 24, 2026 at 12:23 AM
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chicago bears quarterback
Social media loves talking about how everything is getting worse. But what’s something that you’ve seen get _better_ in your lifetime?
October 23, 2026 at 8:42 PM
The ending about tricking the employees to believe they were getting rings, only to reveal it was a phishing attempt, is SOOOO fucked up.
October 23, 2026 at 2:55 AM
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October 9, 2026 at 9:38 PM
Good news for Cleveland: they are 2-0 in playoff games I’ve attended.

Bad news for Cleveland: The last time I saw them win the playoffs was Game 4 of the 2016 World Series. They didn’t win another game that season. I’m not promising I will deliver the same luck, but I’m also not not saying that
October 9, 2026 at 3:54 AM
Instead of looking at the 2026 NLCS as lose-lose, let’s look at it through this win-win perspective:

Dodgers lose: Evil is defeated, we finally get someone new winning, etc etc
Brewers lose: hang up another October loss, you’re no better than your NL Central mates, etc etc
October 8, 2026 at 10:19 PM
I’ve said this every year, but my brain will just not retain that Mark Prior is the Dodgers pitching coach. Every time I see him, it is like a total surprise to me.
October 6, 2026 at 11:50 PM
me feeling like I'm going to throw up at any moment: why did I miss this
Me when my baseball team is bad: I would give anything for them to be a playoff team again.

Me when my baseball team is in the playoffs: This is the most stressful thing in my life, and I want to die.
October 6, 2026 at 12:07 AM
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“what are you gonna do, Tommy, stab me?”
Tommy, you know what you’re supposed to do next
October 5, 2026 at 11:36 PM
As I was saying:
Me everytime the Sox lead: We can call the game now.
October 5, 2026 at 11:16 PM
The thing with the Brewers is that they need to prove they can do this against the Dodgers, and I will not believe in them to win until they can accomplish that.
October 4, 2026 at 11:38 PM
Me when my baseball team is bad: I would give anything for them to be a playoff team again.

Me when my baseball team is in the playoffs: This is the most stressful thing in my life, and I want to die.
October 3, 2026 at 7:11 PM
Me everytime the Sox lead: We can call the game now.
October 3, 2026 at 6:12 PM
White Sox win their first postseason series since 2005, the same series that the pope was at. Coincidence? Who is to say
October 1, 2026 at 12:25 AM
Please let the record show that I said to Lee, “it’s still Hispanic Heritage Month” before Meidroth homered.
September 30, 2026 at 11:14 PM
White Sox, get back to scoring runs pls
September 30, 2026 at 10:38 PM
I’ve never needed a shutdown inning more in my life than I do right now.
September 30, 2026 at 9:34 PM
Scherzer going out guns ablazing after Verlander’s outing yesterday is truly warming my cold baseball heart.
September 27, 2026 at 8:58 PM
I gotta respect the Rays. They have nothing to play for anymore, and they’re still just pantsing the Phillies for fun. Admirable.
September 27, 2026 at 1:53 AM
At the Sox game. If they blow the division in front of me, I’ll never forgive them.
September 26, 2026 at 11:25 PM
Listening to Jason Benetti call Verlander’s last game has reignited my sense of rage at the White Sox. And I don’t care what anyone says, I’ll never get over the team letting that man leave.
September 26, 2026 at 7:14 PM
Justin Verlander is 43, has pitched for 21 years, and is out there today without a rehab start still throwing 90+ mph.

As a lifelong baseball fan, I feel emotional watching this. This is a type of pitcher I don’t think we’re ever gonna see again.
September 26, 2026 at 6:10 PM
Biggest sign for me that the new Taylor tracks are bad is that I have only one Swiftie mutual posting about them.
September 25, 2026 at 10:52 PM