Phill Coady
@artificiallight.uk
I make music.
Science Associates on the wonderful world of the worldwide web:
https://linktr.ee/ScienceAssociates
Lost album from the late 90s:
https://on.soundcloud.com/qzZWZQ4V3ozZcFNf6
Science Associates on the wonderful world of the worldwide web:
https://linktr.ee/ScienceAssociates
Lost album from the late 90s:
https://on.soundcloud.com/qzZWZQ4V3ozZcFNf6
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BREAKING NEWS: Tensions between Thor and the Care Bears have escalated rapidly overnight.
October 1, 2026 at 7:18 PM
BREAKING NEWS: Tensions between Thor and the Care Bears have escalated rapidly overnight.
Is there a new definition of the word “ageless” that I’ve been previously unaware of?
Like they’ve colourised some WWII footage of shell shocked Sergeant Major.
October 3, 2026 at 12:20 PM
Is there a new definition of the word “ageless” that I’ve been previously unaware of?
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Wide shot of the BRITISH MUSEUM. There are suggestions of fascism around the streets - tanks, barricades, an Orwellian 'Big Brother'-style poster on a wall. A voice of a TOUR GUIDE emanates from the museum:
TOUR GUIDE:
So the Tapestry tells acrucial chapter of our nation's history...
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[Cut to interior of museum. A long Bayeaux-style TAPESTRY is on display, and the Tour Guide is speaking to a tour group]
TOUR GUIDE [smiling]:
How modern fascist Britain was created.
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TOUR GUIDE:
The Tapestry begins here with the 2008 Crash, then austerity, then the AI Crash...
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TOUR GUIDE:
...and by the end of the room it's just full-on fash.
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CHILD IN TOUR GROUP [gesturing to the tapestry]:
What's this middle bit?
TOUR GUIDE:
This is the 2026 Battle of Legitimate Concerns
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TOUR GUIDE:
[show a reporter standing next to the Dover protests]
Here's the media saying the government have got to do something about the legitimate concerns...
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CHILD:
...About the failure of capitalism?
TOUR GUIDE:
No about brown people on boats
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CHILD:
[pointing at boats crossing the sea on the tapestry]
Are these boats the mega-dinghies?
TOUR GUIDE:
Not all of them
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[we see one of the boats is a giant yacht]
TOUR GUIDE:
That one's a superyacht,
carrying money from the American fascists to the British ones.
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TOUR GUIDE:
You see really it's as much a story of convergence as it is of conflict.
[An alarm sounds in the museum]
DING DING DING DING
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TOUR GUIDE:
Ok, tour over everyone
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TOUR GUIDE:
It's time for the Two Minute Hate!
[They all leave the museum]
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i assume this would be for murdering civilians
September 20, 2026 at 12:18 PM
i assume this would be for murdering civilians
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The first rule of Overexplaining Club is you do not talk about Overexplaining Club because this is a secret club and we want it to stay a secret, but if you talk about it then people will know it exists, thus ruining the secrecy.
September 19, 2026 at 3:16 PM
The first rule of Overexplaining Club is you do not talk about Overexplaining Club because this is a secret club and we want it to stay a secret, but if you talk about it then people will know it exists, thus ruining the secrecy.
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I’ll take any excuse to recirculate this
September 18, 2026 at 7:27 PM
I’ll take any excuse to recirculate this
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Oh go on then. The evolution of Take On Me...
'The Juicy Fruit Song' by Bridges (before Morten Harket joined them www.youtube.com/watch?v=cOhi...
'The Juicy Fruit Song' by Bridges (before Morten Harket joined them www.youtube.com/watch?v=cOhi...
Bridges - Miss Eerie (The Juicyfruit Song, earliest recording of Take On Me)
YouTube video by The A-ha Archive
www.youtube.com
September 16, 2026 at 6:34 PM
Oh go on then. The evolution of Take On Me...
'The Juicy Fruit Song' by Bridges (before Morten Harket joined them www.youtube.com/watch?v=cOhi...
'The Juicy Fruit Song' by Bridges (before Morten Harket joined them www.youtube.com/watch?v=cOhi...
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Barber CEO: You Risk Falling Behind If You Don't Get A Haircut "Right Now"
Industry Experts Foresee Future In Which Everyone Receives Multiple Haircuts Every Day
Today Your Hair, Tomorrow The World: Barbers Say They Are On Track To Build A Pair Of Scissors So Big, It Could End Life As We Know It
Industry Experts Foresee Future In Which Everyone Receives Multiple Haircuts Every Day
Today Your Hair, Tomorrow The World: Barbers Say They Are On Track To Build A Pair Of Scissors So Big, It Could End Life As We Know It
September 13, 2026 at 1:28 PM
Barber CEO: You Risk Falling Behind If You Don't Get A Haircut "Right Now"
Industry Experts Foresee Future In Which Everyone Receives Multiple Haircuts Every Day
Today Your Hair, Tomorrow The World: Barbers Say They Are On Track To Build A Pair Of Scissors So Big, It Could End Life As We Know It
Industry Experts Foresee Future In Which Everyone Receives Multiple Haircuts Every Day
Today Your Hair, Tomorrow The World: Barbers Say They Are On Track To Build A Pair Of Scissors So Big, It Could End Life As We Know It
Make a band edible:
Frankfurter Goes To Hollywood
Frankfurter Goes To Hollywood
Make a band edible:
Pizza Shop Boys
Pizza Shop Boys
Make a band edible:
Thompson Twix
Thompson Twix
September 13, 2026 at 7:57 AM
Make a band edible:
Frankfurter Goes To Hollywood
Frankfurter Goes To Hollywood
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"A right to peaceful protest".
September 7, 2026 at 8:53 AM
"A right to peaceful protest".
I see that Reddit has finally rendered the browser version of its own site useless by overlaying a non-removable demand for you to use the app after a couple of minutes.
September 6, 2026 at 7:58 AM
I see that Reddit has finally rendered the browser version of its own site useless by overlaying a non-removable demand for you to use the app after a couple of minutes.
Brilliant. Soundcloud’s automated checking system has once again rejected a track for monetisation and distribution for being Gen-AI. It isn’t, but there doesn’t seem to be a way to argue the case. Their customer service takes weeks to reply in most cases. @soundcloud.dev
September 6, 2026 at 7:39 AM
Brilliant. Soundcloud’s automated checking system has once again rejected a track for monetisation and distribution for being Gen-AI. It isn’t, but there doesn’t seem to be a way to argue the case. Their customer service takes weeks to reply in most cases. @soundcloud.dev
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Adverts for gambling websites and bookmakers should be treated the same as cigarette advertising.
September 2, 2026 at 7:55 AM
Adverts for gambling websites and bookmakers should be treated the same as cigarette advertising.
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“You saw a what? A Stephen Hawking quote? Nice one. Where was that, then - in a university or a museum or something?”
“Sort of…”
“Sort of…”
June 20, 2026 at 12:39 PM
“You saw a what? A Stephen Hawking quote? Nice one. Where was that, then - in a university or a museum or something?”
“Sort of…”
“Sort of…”
I’m already bored.
(Please note, I realise that things like this are no longer for me, and don’t really have an opinion on this either way but I don’t want to do that any of that in real life. Why would I pay money to pretend to do it?)
(Please note, I realise that things like this are no longer for me, and don’t really have an opinion on this either way but I don’t want to do that any of that in real life. Why would I pay money to pretend to do it?)
Players will have to take care of GTA 6's two protagonists, Jason and Lucia, as eating will affect their weight, working out will visibly change their build and strength, and a lack of sleep will negatively impact their features. https://bit.ly/4d3mI5z
August 28, 2026 at 8:19 AM
I’m already bored.
(Please note, I realise that things like this are no longer for me, and don’t really have an opinion on this either way but I don’t want to do that any of that in real life. Why would I pay money to pretend to do it?)
(Please note, I realise that things like this are no longer for me, and don’t really have an opinion on this either way but I don’t want to do that any of that in real life. Why would I pay money to pretend to do it?)
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Most British thing ever is for the day it becomes legal to fit solar extremely easily to your home is the day the sun finally disappears after three months.
It's plug-in solar day! You can now buy your own balcony/garden solar set-ups in GB (not NI) and install them without an electrician, provided the devices are 'compliant'. Let me know if anyone here is planning to do it and how you get on
August 27, 2026 at 8:36 AM
Most British thing ever is for the day it becomes legal to fit solar extremely easily to your home is the day the sun finally disappears after three months.
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Meta get to just pay their way out of trouble again without their practices getting the public airing they deserve
Meta reaches $16.7bn settlement with US states over social media harms to children – business live
Settlement reached during California federal trial over claims brought by 29 states
www.theguardian.com
August 26, 2026 at 1:32 PM
Meta get to just pay their way out of trouble again without their practices getting the public airing they deserve
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Nice work Australia!
Turned the gas peaker plant “duck curve” on evening prices as solar stops generating, into a flat, platypus looking graph, as batteries charged on cheap daytime solar remove the need for expensive, evening peakers.
youtu.be/jltRq_KlGH4?...
Turned the gas peaker plant “duck curve” on evening prices as solar stops generating, into a flat, platypus looking graph, as batteries charged on cheap daytime solar remove the need for expensive, evening peakers.
youtu.be/jltRq_KlGH4?...
Australia Killed the Duck Curve (With Batteries)
YouTube video by Engineering with Rosie
youtu.be
August 25, 2026 at 6:09 AM
Nice work Australia!
Turned the gas peaker plant “duck curve” on evening prices as solar stops generating, into a flat, platypus looking graph, as batteries charged on cheap daytime solar remove the need for expensive, evening peakers.
youtu.be/jltRq_KlGH4?...
Turned the gas peaker plant “duck curve” on evening prices as solar stops generating, into a flat, platypus looking graph, as batteries charged on cheap daytime solar remove the need for expensive, evening peakers.
youtu.be/jltRq_KlGH4?...
Is this AI? This can’t be real?
I kept it together until the ‘people should move on, really’ bit 😭
The genre of ‘very British and unintentionally funny’ media moments are truly undefeated - long live the Titanic themed kids slide! 🚢
The genre of ‘very British and unintentionally funny’ media moments are truly undefeated - long live the Titanic themed kids slide! 🚢
August 24, 2026 at 5:37 PM
Is this AI? This can’t be real?
Made the mistake of trying to look at a webpage. What a waste of time.
August 19, 2026 at 9:19 PM
Made the mistake of trying to look at a webpage. What a waste of time.
I wish it was something edgier, Turn Back The Clock by Johnny Hates Jazz. It did have a rather nice 12” extended version by Julian Mendleshonn.
August 18, 2026 at 4:46 PM
I wish it was something edgier, Turn Back The Clock by Johnny Hates Jazz. It did have a rather nice 12” extended version by Julian Mendleshonn.
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