Ashley Ottesen
@ashleyottesen.bsky.social
Actor | Writer | Content Creator
I wonder what Erling Haaland thinks about being compared to mops and green onions
July 11, 2026 at 8:43 PM
I wonder what Erling Haaland thinks about being compared to mops and green onions
Anyone else feeling like FIFA is gunning for an Argentina/France, or Argentina/Portugal final?
July 3, 2026 at 9:49 PM
Anyone else feeling like FIFA is gunning for an Argentina/France, or Argentina/Portugal final?
My favorite thing on socials about the World Cup are all the Europeans trying our food.
Yeah it’s delicious. You think we all got fat for fun? 😂
Yeah it’s delicious. You think we all got fat for fun? 😂
June 16, 2026 at 7:33 PM
My favorite thing on socials about the World Cup are all the Europeans trying our food.
Yeah it’s delicious. You think we all got fat for fun? 😂
Yeah it’s delicious. You think we all got fat for fun? 😂
We’ve officially lost the plot.
What’s next. Protein air? 🤦♀️
What’s next. Protein air? 🤦♀️
May 29, 2026 at 12:55 PM
We’ve officially lost the plot.
What’s next. Protein air? 🤦♀️
What’s next. Protein air? 🤦♀️
Can’t recommend enough doing cute artisan classes with your special person for anniversaries
This year, glass blowing.
This year, glass blowing.
May 24, 2026 at 7:48 PM
Can’t recommend enough doing cute artisan classes with your special person for anniversaries
This year, glass blowing.
This year, glass blowing.
Ok last one. I’m obsessed with these two.
May 13, 2026 at 5:52 PM
Ok last one. I’m obsessed with these two.
If you ever want to experience pure joy.
Get a bunny 🐰
Get a bunny 🐰
May 12, 2026 at 1:08 PM
If you ever want to experience pure joy.
Get a bunny 🐰
Get a bunny 🐰
New daily routine. Sit and write with the bunnies hopping around.
May 6, 2026 at 8:12 PM
New daily routine. Sit and write with the bunnies hopping around.
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Guys... please, stay alive for the books you haven't read, the anime you haven't finished, and the stray cats you haven't petted yet.
Stay alive for the smell of rain, your morning coffee, the songs that will become your new favorites, and the versions of yourself you haven't met yet
Stay alive for the smell of rain, your morning coffee, the songs that will become your new favorites, and the versions of yourself you haven't met yet
April 24, 2026 at 9:42 AM
Guys... please, stay alive for the books you haven't read, the anime you haven't finished, and the stray cats you haven't petted yet.
Stay alive for the smell of rain, your morning coffee, the songs that will become your new favorites, and the versions of yourself you haven't met yet
Stay alive for the smell of rain, your morning coffee, the songs that will become your new favorites, and the versions of yourself you haven't met yet
You think you know language until you sit down to write and suddenly forget how to spell the word pritty, prety…preety 🤦♀️
April 13, 2026 at 7:53 PM
You think you know language until you sit down to write and suddenly forget how to spell the word pritty, prety…preety 🤦♀️
It’s always as I’m about to fall asleep that I get the best ideas. Rude.
April 7, 2026 at 5:24 PM
It’s always as I’m about to fall asleep that I get the best ideas. Rude.
Never knew I could swear so much 😬 and then I met crown molding…
March 23, 2026 at 5:50 PM
Never knew I could swear so much 😬 and then I met crown molding…
Something nobody warns you about parenthood is cleaning the same mess roughly 80 times a day every single day…for at least 18 years
March 19, 2026 at 7:59 PM
Something nobody warns you about parenthood is cleaning the same mess roughly 80 times a day every single day…for at least 18 years
When did it become a thing for appliances to sing?
The washer and dryer serenade me when the washing is done.
My fridge tweets when the door is ajar too long
And my stove flashes me with the oven light and a quick lil suggestive whistle when it’s…ready.
Pun intended
The washer and dryer serenade me when the washing is done.
My fridge tweets when the door is ajar too long
And my stove flashes me with the oven light and a quick lil suggestive whistle when it’s…ready.
Pun intended
February 22, 2026 at 11:03 PM
When did it become a thing for appliances to sing?
The washer and dryer serenade me when the washing is done.
My fridge tweets when the door is ajar too long
And my stove flashes me with the oven light and a quick lil suggestive whistle when it’s…ready.
Pun intended
The washer and dryer serenade me when the washing is done.
My fridge tweets when the door is ajar too long
And my stove flashes me with the oven light and a quick lil suggestive whistle when it’s…ready.
Pun intended
You’re telling me I missed my chance to play grass at the Super Bowl halftime show?
February 9, 2026 at 3:33 AM
You’re telling me I missed my chance to play grass at the Super Bowl halftime show?
People who can DIY and do it well, I tip my hat to you. I’m learning very quickly I do not possess the DIY gift.
February 7, 2026 at 12:30 AM
People who can DIY and do it well, I tip my hat to you. I’m learning very quickly I do not possess the DIY gift.
This one hurts 😢 Catherine was one of those actresses I hoped to work with one day. She was so extremely talented. Her performances lit up every project she took part in.
Thank you for being an inspiration to me. Rest in peace ❤️
Thank you for being an inspiration to me. Rest in peace ❤️
January 31, 2026 at 2:17 AM
This one hurts 😢 Catherine was one of those actresses I hoped to work with one day. She was so extremely talented. Her performances lit up every project she took part in.
Thank you for being an inspiration to me. Rest in peace ❤️
Thank you for being an inspiration to me. Rest in peace ❤️
It appears my green screen has been lost in the move 😑 waiting for a replacement so I can film more Angel Steve and Angel Stacy videos.
January 28, 2026 at 4:27 PM
It appears my green screen has been lost in the move 😑 waiting for a replacement so I can film more Angel Steve and Angel Stacy videos.
Super busy lately. Lots of acting work ❤️ so grateful!
January 21, 2026 at 7:46 PM
Super busy lately. Lots of acting work ❤️ so grateful!
Just finished an ancient history course and it was the most fascinating class I’ve taken in years.
January 15, 2026 at 1:14 PM
Just finished an ancient history course and it was the most fascinating class I’ve taken in years.
Happy New Year 🎆
January 1, 2026 at 5:19 AM
Happy New Year 🎆
After 5 1/2 years of content creation, I think I’ve finally run out of ideas 🥺
December 1, 2025 at 5:53 PM
After 5 1/2 years of content creation, I think I’ve finally run out of ideas 🥺
Just to be clear, I will never send anyone a DM asking them for money. ✌️ don’t get scammed.
November 20, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Just to be clear, I will never send anyone a DM asking them for money. ✌️ don’t get scammed.
I spoke too soon 😭🤒
Here’s an observation, when sickness runs through the house, the one taking care of everyone never gets sick while the ones avoiding the sick always get sick. 🤔
One often meets their fate on the road they took to avoid it me thinks.
One often meets their fate on the road they took to avoid it me thinks.
November 13, 2025 at 7:41 PM
I spoke too soon 😭🤒