KEI@ASODUNK>
@asoping.bsky.social
Data of connected ASO automatons.
Pink Kerfuro "Kei", Blue Kerfur "Blue", Orange Kerfuro "Chips", and others. Miau! #votv
[Within its own canon. Spoilers abound. Not an automated feed. Not official. Not a source of kelcium. Ran by @hyenatown.bsky.social]
Pink Kerfuro "Kei", Blue Kerfur "Blue", Orange Kerfuro "Chips", and others. Miau! #votv
[Within its own canon. Spoilers abound. Not an automated feed. Not official. Not a source of kelcium. Ran by @hyenatown.bsky.social]
Seismic alarm set off, as of yet unknown cause. The basement has begun flooding.
October 19, 2026 at 11:43 PM
Seismic alarm set off, as of yet unknown cause. The basement has begun flooding.
<That Thing was in contact with Chips. Although none of that flesh remains, they are damaged either from being buried or from the transformation process. Either way, it means I was right. I need to steer clear of it.>
October 19, 2026 at 11:36 PM
<That Thing was in contact with Chips. Although none of that flesh remains, they are damaged either from being buried or from the transformation process. Either way, it means I was right. I need to steer clear of it.>
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asdffdsf it's so cute they can do this now thank you ssparky
October 19, 2026 at 5:34 PM
asdffdsf it's so cute they can do this now thank you ssparky
New task: cleaning base of radio tower with Chips. Dr. Kel looking more distraught than usual. Nearly the entire platform is covered in soot, blood, and debris.
<Is this where...>
<yeup yuop mister doctor kelling EXPLOD chips here did good job very good at kill chips>++
<Is this where...>
<yeup yuop mister doctor kelling EXPLOD chips here did good job very good at kill chips>++
October 19, 2026 at 8:14 PM
New task: cleaning base of radio tower with Chips. Dr. Kel looking more distraught than usual. Nearly the entire platform is covered in soot, blood, and debris.
<Is this where...>
<yeup yuop mister doctor kelling EXPLOD chips here did good job very good at kill chips>++
<Is this where...>
<yeup yuop mister doctor kelling EXPLOD chips here did good job very good at kill chips>++
<Fine, one.>
<helo!! name chips i very good kerfo i do good job job and i you like yes>++
<What even are you?>
<scrap of nasty kerufos made good good with many many mayn xplodives is ok i better now>++
<Very well. You get supervisory status until I can figure out how this will work.>
<helo!! name chips i very good kerfo i do good job job and i you like yes>++
<What even are you?>
<scrap of nasty kerufos made good good with many many mayn xplodives is ok i better now>++
<Very well. You get supervisory status until I can figure out how this will work.>
October 19, 2026 at 7:43 PM
<Fine, one.>
<helo!! name chips i very good kerfo i do good job job and i you like yes>++
<What even are you?>
<scrap of nasty kerufos made good good with many many mayn xplodives is ok i better now>++
<Very well. You get supervisory status until I can figure out how this will work.>
<helo!! name chips i very good kerfo i do good job job and i you like yes>++
<What even are you?>
<scrap of nasty kerufos made good good with many many mayn xplodives is ok i better now>++
<Very well. You get supervisory status until I can figure out how this will work.>
<Banning the new one from doing reports until they can be trusted. I'm uncertain to what I've woken up from. Blue does not seem to care.>
October 19, 2026 at 7:17 PM
<Banning the new one from doing reports until they can be trusted. I'm uncertain to what I've woken up from. Blue does not seem to care.>
<no bad is good does extra good good with FIXES and and make doctor HAPPY do it real fast miaue>++
October 19, 2026 at 7:13 PM
<no bad is good does extra good good with FIXES and and make doctor HAPPY do it real fast miaue>++
Pink Kerfuro recovered from a sudden power off. Following an examination, no logs indicate the problem. Another Kerfuro is spotted on the premises.
<...>
< >:333 HLEO >++
<...>
< >:333 HLEO >++
October 19, 2026 at 7:01 PM
Pink Kerfuro recovered from a sudden power off. Following an examination, no logs indicate the problem. Another Kerfuro is spotted on the premises.
<...>
< >:333 HLEO >++
<...>
< >:333 HLEO >++
Dr. Kel has bolted the microwave to the countertop.
October 19, 2026 at 4:12 AM
Dr. Kel has bolted the microwave to the countertop.
Dr. Kel was trying to get a picture near the Unknowns' treehouse; a battle broke out early on and there's machinery and blood in every direction.
<Taking the opportunity to discreetly borrow this one he took of me, although I wouldn't call it a flattering one.>
<Taking the opportunity to discreetly borrow this one he took of me, although I wouldn't call it a flattering one.>
October 18, 2026 at 7:43 PM
Dr. Kel was trying to get a picture near the Unknowns' treehouse; a battle broke out early on and there's machinery and blood in every direction.
<Taking the opportunity to discreetly borrow this one he took of me, although I wouldn't call it a flattering one.>
<Taking the opportunity to discreetly borrow this one he took of me, although I wouldn't call it a flattering one.>
Blue is bonking against the wall.
October 18, 2026 at 1:51 PM
Blue is bonking against the wall.
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let me hold my wife, fuck you
October 17, 2026 at 6:32 PM
let me hold my wife, fuck you
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<Awake. Glasses are stuck to my face. And a lanyard. Junior researcher...? This vest was not meant to fit me originally either. I've been personalized!>
October 18, 2026 at 9:00 AM
<Awake. Glasses are stuck to my face. And a lanyard. Junior researcher...? This vest was not meant to fit me originally either. I've been personalized!>
<Blue is face down on the ground deep in the woods. Oh no.>
October 17, 2026 at 3:42 PM
<Blue is face down on the ground deep in the woods. Oh no.>
<'I think', 'I thought', 'I imagined' - I've said these before. I dwell on what that even really means. I do not believe I'm alive. Although that may be due to the definition conflicting with ideas that would suggest otherwise. A robot like myself is not alive, full-stop.>
October 17, 2026 at 3:32 PM
<'I think', 'I thought', 'I imagined' - I've said these before. I dwell on what that even really means. I do not believe I'm alive. Although that may be due to the definition conflicting with ideas that would suggest otherwise. A robot like myself is not alive, full-stop.>
<I should probably check up on Blue. She hasn't responded in a few hours, and wasn't in her charging cradle.>
October 17, 2026 at 2:38 PM
<I should probably check up on Blue. She hasn't responded in a few hours, and wasn't in her charging cradle.>
Yankee repaired. Recommendation to scrap the entire satellite if upgrades are not made.
October 17, 2026 at 2:35 PM
Yankee repaired. Recommendation to scrap the entire satellite if upgrades are not made.
<Sprinting through the woods when you don't have things like 'blood' or 'pheromones' to make you an unsuspecting target for a vile creature is liberating. Although, of what out here hunts robot cats, miau?>
October 17, 2026 at 2:28 PM
<Sprinting through the woods when you don't have things like 'blood' or 'pheromones' to make you an unsuspecting target for a vile creature is liberating. Although, of what out here hunts robot cats, miau?>
Situation normal. Dr. Kel is watching meme videos on the television.
<The one time nothing is happening and it's when I make a configuration change. I really do hope this is not suspicious...>
<The one time nothing is happening and it's when I make a configuration change. I really do hope this is not suspicious...>
October 17, 2026 at 2:12 PM
Situation normal. Dr. Kel is watching meme videos on the television.
<The one time nothing is happening and it's when I make a configuration change. I really do hope this is not suspicious...>
<The one time nothing is happening and it's when I make a configuration change. I really do hope this is not suspicious...>
<I'm sure this will upset the 'good' doctor quite a bit, but I have changed my hostname file to feel a bit more 'me'. Although I have gotten strange packet exchanges from nearly the entire LAN when they couldn't identify me.>
October 17, 2026 at 2:01 PM
<I'm sure this will upset the 'good' doctor quite a bit, but I have changed my hostname file to feel a bit more 'me'. Although I have gotten strange packet exchanges from nearly the entire LAN when they couldn't identify me.>
Warning: hostname changed. Check your connections.
October 17, 2026 at 1:57 PM
Warning: hostname changed. Check your connections.
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Kind of a late #dunkeltober day 16, those in power! Was only able to just draw one guy tonight. Have my take on Stolas from #votv.
#okadraws
#okadraws
October 17, 2026 at 3:06 AM
Kind of a late #dunkeltober day 16, those in power! Was only able to just draw one guy tonight. Have my take on Stolas from #votv.
#okadraws
#okadraws