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𝔍𝔢𝔞/𝔄𝔰𝔱𝔯𝔞𝔩
@astralvrz.github.io
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No. 1 cat lover in the world. Amature programmer, I only write spaghetti code. I love the old internet aesthetic.
I OCCASIONALLY REPOST NSFW POSTS!
Vistit my website: https://astralvrz.github.io
I speak 🇳🇱/🇺🇸🇬🇧/(und etwas)🇩🇪
I'm also 🏳️‍⚧️ or something
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astralvrz.github.io
Get a girl to suck on your boob, absolutely enlightening experience.
September 14, 2026 at 3:13 PM
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sapphicfawn.bsky.social
Cow x Cat couple 💕
September 14, 2026 at 5:32 AM
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kuvshinov-ilya.bsky.social
September 14, 2026 at 1:18 AM
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nyte-tyde.bsky.social
Fern💃
September 13, 2026 at 9:37 AM
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renarenana.bsky.social
lore dump on my various fluffy white angel creatures, for the 3 people who asked
Known Forms of Angel-Likes "Mock Angel" -4'-5' tall -born from biomass -aggressive -stalker-like behavior -prefer to capture "prey" alive and convert them into biomass -sometimes perform human-like behaviors for seemingly no reason -mimics speech, but does not understand the words it speaks -no visible mouth -seemingly lacks internal organs "Changeling" -6'-8' tall -transformed human who has taken on angelic qualities -possesses free will -frequently seen among "angel cultists" and evacuated areas -lacks wings or a halo, but possesses other avian characteristics, such as a body covered in downy feathers, birdlike legs, and hollow bones -carnivorous, can no longer digest human food -long prehensile tongue that acts like a meat rasp -shunned by others "Architect" -12' to 16' tall -the body of a being from another dimension -non-hostile, yet still extremely dangerous -soft-spoken, kindly demeanor, enjoys conversation -"sympathetic" to humanity, and doesn't wish to "harm us" -has a feather-covered body which glows softly, and is frequently surrounded by glowing glyphs -reconfigures biological material at will, views living things the way we view spare parts -will try and disarm you and "fix" your body -seemingly have came to earth from another plane in search of novel genetic sequences, and more biomass for their civilization -its unknown whether this is their natural appearance, or if this is simply a body made for our world -has multiple tails that act as connection points for various biomechanical tools and attachments
September 12, 2026 at 2:07 AM
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hoj-duck.bsky.social
September 8, 2026 at 8:59 AM
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strawberryrika.bsky.social
August 19, 2026 at 2:03 AM
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ddosecrets.org
Censored Amnesty International UK report (345.47 KB)

A report by Amnesty International UK, documenting the threat posed by the anti-rights movement composed, which was censored after J.K. Rowling made legal threats.

ddosecrets.org/article/cens...

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August 21, 2026 at 4:24 AM
astralvrz.github.io
Pouring two beers, they have a problematic foam gap...
August 20, 2026 at 9:13 PM
astralvrz.github.io
Apparently your SD card going into read only mode means it's failing... I hope it can survive until I'm home!!!
August 20, 2026 at 6:18 PM
astralvrz.github.io
Estrogen ball smell.
August 20, 2026 at 4:40 PM
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minusantlers.bsky.social
a tall woman straddling me would be awesome actually
August 18, 2026 at 7:58 PM
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universedoll.bsky.social
sometimes a girl just wants to fall asleep in a random girls lap
August 18, 2026 at 6:47 AM
astralvrz.github.io
Linux distributions are like genders, there is infinitely many and you can get as niche or as mainstream as you'd like.
August 18, 2026 at 7:51 AM
astralvrz.github.io
I should make a Linux Distribution called "tits" so I can flash my tits (to a usb drive).
August 17, 2026 at 7:30 PM
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soarbeii.bsky.social
Run it back
#deltarune #mewmew
August 8, 2026 at 3:02 AM
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shenanigansen.bsky.social
Continued, The Boy From Venus #4:
Panel 1: The cashier is is sitting in a clothing store with a red purse next to him, waiting for the sweatshirt girl, who is in the changing room. The changing room door has a t-shirt icon on it and a mirror next to it. Panel 2: Closeup of the sweatshirt girl's foot cautiously stepping out of the changing room wearing a bright yellow flip flop. Panel 3: The sweatshirt girl scratches the back of her neck, standing nervously. She is wearing a black one-piece bathing suit below a one-shoulder top tied off on the side just above the waist and short jean-shorts. The top has geometric colored sections in white, green, yellow, and blue, that look vaguely like a sun rising above a field. The is speaking, but it's hard to hearing what she says over the radiant light emanating from her. She says "Is it too cringe? I feel like I'm one of those girls on the cover of Grand Theft Bicycle." Panel 4: The cashier holds his hands above his head in a praying pose. He's wearing high-waisted jeans, green-and-white Converse-style shoes, green brands on both wrists, and a white t-shirt with the cover of Tatsuro Yamashita's Big Wave soundtrack on it. He's also wearing a hairclip that looks like a big red-and-yellow flower. The sweatshirt girl says "What is that. What are you doing." Panel 5: The cashier's eyes sparkle and reflect as he responds "Thanking the lord for what my eyes are witnessing." Panel 6: The sweatshirt girl stands somewhat shyly as the cashier prances around her, represented a several little angels that look like him floating around and saying things like "You look SO GOOD!!", "BEAUTIFUL!", and "LIKE A GODDESS OF SUMMER!" Panel 7: The cashier leans in close, hand hands behind his back, and asks "How do you FEEL??" Panel 8: The sweatshirt girl tugs at the top she's now wearing, smiling while looking down at it, and says "Y'know ... surprisingly ... these clothes ARE pretty comfortable." Panel 9: She looks down at the rest of the outfit as her expression turns somber. "But ...", she continues, "they're a little more REVEALING than what I usually wear. Men harass even ugly girls, y'know." Panel 10: The cashier smiles and waves at her, walking back towards a clothing rack. He says "That's alright! We can find you something less revealing." Panel 11: As he sifts through the rack, he continues: "But ... I hope you don't let MEN terrorize you into not wearing what makes YOU feel good." Panel 12: "Do they ever do that to YOU?" asks the sweatshirt girl, her glasses reflecting the light coming in through the shop window. Panel 13: "Harass you for dressing the way that you do?", the sweatshirt girl continues. The cashier has his back to her. Panel 14: We shift the camera back around to face the cashier to see that he now, unbeknownst the the sweatshirt girl, has an uncharacteristically serious, tired, and sad expression. Panel 15: We go back to the sweatshirt girl's perspective, from which his face is cloaked in darkness. He replies "No idea. It's beneath my notice. Even if they did, it wouldn't bother me. I'm beyond that." Panel 16: The cashier swings around, holding a new pair of jeans now with his usual radiant smile and sparkling eyes. "Now how 'bout THESE?" he asks.
August 15, 2026 at 2:34 AM
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jana-aych-ess.bsky.social
an open letter to "Global Tetrahedron"

I know you didn't mean to close that job listing. I know it was an accident. I will simply apply for the social media job on the social media website

thank you for your consideration
to representatives of the organization which calls itself "Global Tetrahedron", you think that I am writing to express interest in the position of Social Media Lead at InfoWars. and you are correct. because you are intelligent. and insightful. a fellow seeker of Truth. you would not be in this position if you were not. that is why I believe that you can be trusted. which is why I tell you this: I come to you with ulterior motives. I come to you, because I have seen *The Punchline*, and I need you to see it too. but first, *The Setup*: you believe that you have taken over a radio show. perhaps a "media empire". but no. you have, perhaps unwittingly, taken on the mantle of a major arms dealer. a profiteer of The Gender War, which has increasingly been boiling over into the lives of even innocent Gender Civilians. maybe you've felt it. but a brief on the state of The Gender War is beyond the scope of this letter. I am here to sell myself as the correct Gender Warrior to lead this joke that you are telling to *The Punchline*. but first, *The Complication*: you are no doubt also shrewd in matters of business. and, seeing that you have, perhaps inadvertently, purchased a weapons factory, you now have the problem of turning that investment into an viable asset for The Tetrahedron. you have probably lost sleep over the question of how to make love pay the bills as well as hate used to. and I am here to provide the answer. I come to you not as a jaded Social Media Manager, here to "optimize engagement". you have engagement. instead, I come to you as a respected veteran of The Gender War, suggesting that the best way to make use of an enemy weapons factory, when there is A War For Your Mind/Junk going on, is to continue selling weapons. which brings us to *The Punchline*: Global Tetrahedron must also take over the supplement side of the InfoWars business, and use it to sell safe and affordable HRT. I am being entirely serious. and you know that's what makes it funny. imagine…
August 13, 2026 at 10:18 PM
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zoetreez.bsky.social
me @ everytime yall make some AI slop get crazy numbers cuz yall think it’s funny. draw a stick figure meme for the love of the planet …
zoetreez.bsky.social τreez 🌲 @zoetreez.bsky.social · Jun 20
“i know it’s AI but”- NO BUT!
STOP THAT. Stop willingly sharing AI bullshit cuz you think it looks cool
check your fucking morals dipshit
August 13, 2026 at 8:43 PM
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trans.bsky.social
It’s official Star Wars canon that Anakin Skywalker invented the term “transgender” in their universe.

It sounds like a shitpost, but I promise that is actually real.

For more context, check out the attached infographic below. I made it for you. You’re welcome.
A colorful meme-style illustration of Darth Vader talking with a blonde anime-style girl, Sister, in front of a computer screen decorated with hearts and stars. Large text at the top reads, “DID YOU KNOW? DARTH VADER INVENTED ‘TRANSGENDER’.” A quote from the 2022 canonical Young Adult novel “Star Wars: Queen’s Hope” follows: "What's your name, trooper?" "Sister" she said. "It's how my brothers tell everyone I belong." "Belonging is important," Anakin said. He knew that better than most. "I was afraid, before I left Kamino," Sister said. "We don't really know what happens to unusual clones. But my brothers never let me doubt. I wasn't sure if the Jedi would under-stand." "The Jedi are all about transcending things," Anakin said. "I don't think we can complain if you've transcended gender." "Transcended gender," Sister said. "We'll work on it, but I like where it's heading."
August 11, 2026 at 10:36 PM
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dizzyspellss.bsky.social
hello Catseye
August 12, 2026 at 9:12 AM
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goldcan.bsky.social
- Top floor..?
August 12, 2026 at 9:08 AM
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rattlegeist.bsky.social
NHP android design for Prina
An android with silver hair and yellow eyes. She is in an open-back dress, and her translucent skin reveals mechanical internals underneath.
August 11, 2026 at 4:13 PM
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iwakoknow.bsky.social
August 12, 2026 at 12:37 AM