Morning Song
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Morning Song
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The classic Morning Song you all know and love, only slightly worse than before.

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The single most satisfying video game sound sample of all time is the UT99 Headshot callout sound.
September 16, 2026 at 8:19 PM
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Final Fantasy VI - Slam Shuffle (Zozo)
September 16, 2026 at 4:49 PM
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Is Revue Starlight in the same continuity as Twin Peaks
September 16, 2026 at 3:55 PM
The weirdest variety of sloplord I've run into is the type who seems to sincerely believe that they're the only one doing it right so their slop isn't actually slop, but all the other sloplords are in fact sloplords making slop.
September 16, 2026 at 11:08 AM
While I was falling asleep yesterday I had a dreamlet where I was in an airport security line and I overheard people traveling with haircare products derisively referred to as "Shampoomers"
September 16, 2026 at 10:55 AM
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the wikipedia editor who submitted it is the one who is bound up, btw
Fun fact : this is the Wikipedia image for "sexual roleplay"
September 14, 2026 at 4:58 PM
AI nerds say you can't put the genie back in the bottle but they've clearly never seen the 1994 disney direct-to-video classic Return of Jafar that clearly establishes that if you destroy their lamp it kills the genie
September 13, 2026 at 8:23 PM
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HBO distinctly factored in piracy in its "our show is popular" ratings. Like, they publicly said they did not support piracy, but they also notably stated that its popularity (and thus merchandising) was based on torrents.

So, basically, "do not touch".
Once Again, Game Of Thrones Is Your Most Pirated Show Of The Year
Congratulations, Game Of Thrones! You've once again taken the dubious honour of being the Internet's favourite TV show to pay the Iron Price for in 2014 -
gizmodo.com
September 13, 2026 at 4:49 PM
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For years and years I thought the cover art for Earthbound was really bad but then I realized that you can see Ness reflected in the monster's visor and now I think it is good
September 13, 2026 at 4:42 PM
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September 9, 2026 at 10:34 PM
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I put in a string wrong
September 7, 2026 at 8:31 AM
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welcome to 2020s tech. we got
- pervert glasses
- wiretap
- wiretap
- wiretap
- wiretap
- the button that does nothing
- we outta ram
- we outta hard drives
- we outta graphics cards
- ten trillion vibe coded apps that nobody uses
- wiretap
NEW: The new Apple Watches double as AI-powered listening bugs for generating convo "recaps" or transcripts of any previous 15 seconds. But fear not, Apple says, this data isn't sent to Apple/gets encrypted, speakers aren't ID'd, and there's a chime for the 15-second thing. @lhn.bsky.social reports:
Apple Doesn’t Want You to Worry About the New Apple Watch’s Listening Features
The new Apple Watch includes several “intelligent” listening features that have privacy and security baked in. But the protections can’t change the facts of what the tools do.
www.wired.com
September 9, 2026 at 8:40 PM
chat is it good when your boss gets laid off
September 9, 2026 at 8:31 PM
The problem with using the intro from Roundabout as your phone ringtone is that if you watch a youtube video with a surprise jojo meme you will be momentarily confused
September 9, 2026 at 3:47 PM
"Morning's search for the perfect monospace font" update: somebody out there made a tool that will copy the programming ligatures out of Fira Code and cram them into any TTF you feed it.

I now *basically* have my holy grail font.
September 7, 2026 at 7:44 PM
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Bloodborne II leak REAL NOT CLICKBAIT
Today’s Italy update: we went in a church and there was a big inflatable bug
September 7, 2026 at 12:01 AM
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April 30, 2026 at 4:01 AM
I've been using an ortholinear split ergo keyboard for close to six months now as my main. Went back to staggered unsplit (and even worse, staggered unsplit with a nonstandard stagger because it's based on a weird 1970s keyboard) and it's so weird my hands feel all cramped together.
September 5, 2026 at 10:51 PM
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August 31, 2026 at 8:51 PM
Broke 30k words on this mess of a story at some point early this week. Starting to think i might actually finish it.
September 3, 2026 at 1:54 AM
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commentary about surveillance capitalism as a nightmare notwithstanding, it's *very funny* that flock cameras are very bad at protecting themselves from being stolen
September 3, 2026 at 1:14 AM
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August 31, 2026 at 3:48 AM
So in some good news, Australia Post seems to have have cancelled a Rowling-themed promotional event in response to backlash. aus.social/@frogworth/1...
Peter Hollo (@[email protected])
Attached: 1 image Uh OK, we complained to Australia Post about the Harry Potter / HBO collab, and they cancelled it! The app logo is back to normal, and this promotional page has been taken down: htt...
aus.social
September 1, 2026 at 12:08 PM
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This image and caption on the Wikipedia page for “Deely Bobber” is filling me with life.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deely_b...
January 11, 2026 at 12:30 AM
I don't think they would fight.
I think he could beat Goku
August 31, 2026 at 10:04 PM