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I don't know who needs to read this but if you're a man showing pole, this is not the account for you. The male body is very gross to me. Please lemme lone, I don't like your kind.
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Going from “Wikipedia is NOT a reliable source” to “well, ChatGPT said…” in the span of one generation is absolutely insane. 😭
September 17, 2026 at 9:31 AM
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Covid causes cumulative brain damage to areas of the brain that control mood, impulse, and decision making.
One thing I've noticed post pandemic is that there's a lot more Bad Behavior in public and also people seem more willing to escalate, such that you end up not risking calling it out because you don't want to get into a fight.
Saw two men - RP accents, early 60s - come close to blows in the cinema last night because one of them told the other to turn their phone off. Something bad and strange is happening in society.
September 17, 2026 at 8:54 PM
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I forgot to add my cash app, it's $dianablackmon & I don't need much, $15 would get me dinner at the hospital cafeteria
I have to do this anesthesia consult AGAIN when I just did it like a week or so ago. Hopefully scheduling leaves me free for my birthday. I'm stuck in this building until 6. I'm hungry and annoyed and cramping. Can someone get me lunch please? I'm sorry I'm always asking. (Pic of my brain)
September 17, 2026 at 9:06 PM
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Recall 🚨 Bettergoods Authentic Italian Lemon Alfredo Fettuccine, which went to Walmart stores around the nation. You’ll find lot No. L6079C or L6080C with an expiration date of 09/19/2027 or 09/20/2027 on the back of the 22-ounce packs.
Walmart store brand frozen food recalled nationwide after listeria found
The foodborne bacteria was found by agriculture departments in Florida and Washington.
amp.miamiherald.com
September 17, 2026 at 9:08 PM
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177 years ago today, Harriet Tubman made her first escape from a plantation in Maryland with her two brothers.
September 17, 2026 at 8:50 PM
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Recall 🚨Foreign materials “small stones and other hard objects” could be in certain pints, according to FDA.

So Delicious Dairy Free Salted Caramel Cluster Non-Dairy Frozen Dessert is the only flavor that has been affected. Recall includes all pints with best-by dates on and before April 3, 2028.
Check your freezers: Ice cream sold at Walmart, Target part of latest urgent recall
Affected pints were shipped nationwide
www.the-independent.com
September 17, 2026 at 8:52 PM
I can't wait to pull out my dinosaur costume.
September 17, 2026 at 8:49 PM
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OMG it's so cute
September 17, 2026 at 8:07 PM
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Tell the Energy Secretary I said fuck him & his bald headed granny too.
US Energy Secretary says Americans need to drive less to achieve lower gas prices.
September 17, 2026 at 8:21 PM
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There is not one corner of the planet that has not been influenced by Black American culture. Don't believe me? Think of any language on earth and I bet you can find someone making hiphop and rapping in that language.
September 17, 2026 at 8:15 PM
I didn't even take a picture of my plate because my hungry ass tore it up 😂
September 17, 2026 at 8:08 PM
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we have one of those.
September 17, 2026 at 3:19 PM
Jerry
Alt: Jerry the mouse full and patting his stomach
static.klipy.com
September 17, 2026 at 8:00 PM
I got to hug @kadeeja.blacksky.app today. Jellis me. The food was so good!!! Buy her beans!
September 17, 2026 at 7:48 PM
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It's definitely negative.
Like "oh no. . . "

Maybe the consequences of some actions have shown up. Maybe life has me in a blender.
🫠

What does this emoji mean to you?? When you use this….what’s the context/reason?
September 17, 2026 at 7:25 PM
Y'all remember that episode of Martin? This is like that except with different sports. These women are badass!
For example here is one where they think they can out run a woman athlete in a sprint.
September 17, 2026 at 7:35 PM
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Yes, specifically chili cheese fries
Does anyone else just be wanting French fries from time to time randomly????

Just me........
September 17, 2026 at 7:24 PM
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Today, the @nolacitycouncil officially renamed the Treme Rec Center to the Jerome Smith Treme Recreation Community Center. Additionally, at the family's request, and with support from #TambourineAndFan, we will rename Hunter's Field after Big Duck to honor his legacy at a future date.
September 17, 2026 at 5:32 PM
Revive the recipes and the prices too
Wendy's revives its iconic yellow packaging by popular demand.
September 17, 2026 at 6:36 PM
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Check your voter registration every day until you vote. Republicans are actively purging registrations, especially in close races.

Also, if it isn't obvious, go fucking vote. Vote for the most responsible candidate then HOLD THEM ACCOUNTABLE FOR THEIR ACTIONS.
Please keep up with your voter registration deadlines as we approach #midterms!

Decide if you’re doing in-person or absentee, read up on what you need to know in the event of some bullshit (bc you know it’s coming), research candidates, etc.
September 17, 2026 at 5:36 PM
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ALSO. If you do an absentee ballot, mailing it is NOT your only option.

I get mine and then hand deliver it to the polling to save some time and it’s prevented issues.

Not saying one method is better than the other, but it’s been easier for me and many people aren’t aware you can do this.
September 17, 2026 at 5:25 PM
Happy as a mf too! 😭😭😭
You have no idea. Look at this shit. Literally, look at the SHIT he rolled around in. I’m tired 😩🤣🤣🤣🤣
September 17, 2026 at 5:37 PM
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"Millions of Black Americans fled the violence of the Jim Crow South during the Great Migration. But the North—and specifically New Jersey—was far from a welcoming refuge. Descendants of migrants to the cities Newark and Elizabeth share what their families faced in the South and in New Jersey."
Great Migration to Jim Crow New Jersey | THIRTEEN
YouTube video by THIRTEEN
www.youtube.com
September 17, 2026 at 5:03 PM
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Please keep up with your voter registration deadlines as we approach #midterms!

Decide if you’re doing in-person or absentee, read up on what you need to know in the event of some bullshit (bc you know it’s coming), research candidates, etc.
September 17, 2026 at 5:16 PM
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Kratom is sold in vape stores and is marketed as a safer alternative to opioids.
September 17, 2026 at 4:33 PM