Avalyn do be cursed
@avalyntheaccursed.bsky.social
Roleplayer, gamer, cringefail.
Writers account for #AvalynTheAccursed where I ramble and talk about nonsense. Sometimes venting.
25 y/o, she/her pronouns.
Professionally autistic.
(Will talk about NSFW topics)
Writers account for #AvalynTheAccursed where I ramble and talk about nonsense. Sometimes venting.
25 y/o, she/her pronouns.
Professionally autistic.
(Will talk about NSFW topics)
You ever think about how if the plants from Plants VS Zombies were real, world hunger would be solved within a year at most?
They create their own ammo pretty damn quickly.
Melon Pults are firing entire water melons at zombies every few seconds, effortlessly.
They create their own ammo pretty damn quickly.
Melon Pults are firing entire water melons at zombies every few seconds, effortlessly.
October 11, 2026 at 9:08 PM
You ever think about how if the plants from Plants VS Zombies were real, world hunger would be solved within a year at most?
They create their own ammo pretty damn quickly.
Melon Pults are firing entire water melons at zombies every few seconds, effortlessly.
They create their own ammo pretty damn quickly.
Melon Pults are firing entire water melons at zombies every few seconds, effortlessly.
Ava frog pics are back
But it's getting colder out and this is the first one I've seen in a few days.
This may or may not be the last one, who knows
But it's getting colder out and this is the first one I've seen in a few days.
This may or may not be the last one, who knows
October 2, 2026 at 12:02 AM
Ava frog pics are back
But it's getting colder out and this is the first one I've seen in a few days.
This may or may not be the last one, who knows
But it's getting colder out and this is the first one I've seen in a few days.
This may or may not be the last one, who knows
I'm not some puritan who just hates sex jokes on principle, but I hate how lazy most of them are. 80% of sex jokes are supposed to be funny just because they MENTION sex.
Like yeah, sex is a thing.
Yeah? What's the joke?
Like yeah, sex is a thing.
Yeah? What's the joke?
October 1, 2026 at 6:31 PM
I'm not some puritan who just hates sex jokes on principle, but I hate how lazy most of them are. 80% of sex jokes are supposed to be funny just because they MENTION sex.
Like yeah, sex is a thing.
Yeah? What's the joke?
Like yeah, sex is a thing.
Yeah? What's the joke?
'Imagine crying at a kid's movie'
The first 10 minutes of Up:
The first 10 minutes of Up:
September 29, 2026 at 3:32 PM
'Imagine crying at a kid's movie'
The first 10 minutes of Up:
The first 10 minutes of Up:
Being told as a trans girl that I have features women would kiII for is very nice.
September 25, 2026 at 8:17 PM
Being told as a trans girl that I have features women would kiII for is very nice.
Anyone else ever realize that Coraline is like Hansel and Gretel but fucked up.
'Witch lures kids over to her amazing fantastical home because she wants to eat them.'
'Witch lures kids over to her amazing fantastical home because she wants to eat them.'
September 25, 2026 at 2:24 PM
Anyone else ever realize that Coraline is like Hansel and Gretel but fucked up.
'Witch lures kids over to her amazing fantastical home because she wants to eat them.'
'Witch lures kids over to her amazing fantastical home because she wants to eat them.'
Have I mentioned yet that I'm tired of how damn slow and crappy this computer is.
Processing power of a walnut. Not even a potato. A walnut.
Processing power of a walnut. Not even a potato. A walnut.
September 19, 2026 at 2:12 AM
Have I mentioned yet that I'm tired of how damn slow and crappy this computer is.
Processing power of a walnut. Not even a potato. A walnut.
Processing power of a walnut. Not even a potato. A walnut.
I think this is my best frog pic so far
September 19, 2026 at 12:46 AM
I think this is my best frog pic so far
I like to joke that main characters in platformer games can't swim because falling into water is often a game over.
September 18, 2026 at 7:18 PM
I like to joke that main characters in platformer games can't swim because falling into water is often a game over.
ANOTHER FROG PIC
September 18, 2026 at 12:07 AM
ANOTHER FROG PIC
If a friend can't call you out when you do something wrong, then you don't have a friend. You have an enabler.
September 17, 2026 at 11:15 PM
If a friend can't call you out when you do something wrong, then you don't have a friend. You have an enabler.
Yeah let's add a mandatory objective to 100% completion that requires solo players to get help from others, despite the fact that this entire site has stifled communication between players!
And the only way to bypass this objective is to have ALREADY 100% beaten the game!
This is a GREAT IDEA!!
And the only way to bypass this objective is to have ALREADY 100% beaten the game!
This is a GREAT IDEA!!
September 17, 2026 at 8:36 PM
Yeah let's add a mandatory objective to 100% completion that requires solo players to get help from others, despite the fact that this entire site has stifled communication between players!
And the only way to bypass this objective is to have ALREADY 100% beaten the game!
This is a GREAT IDEA!!
And the only way to bypass this objective is to have ALREADY 100% beaten the game!
This is a GREAT IDEA!!
l love frogs, I am a very happy Ava right now.
September 17, 2026 at 3:26 PM
l love frogs, I am a very happy Ava right now.
Another frog pic from the other day.
September 17, 2026 at 3:25 PM
Another frog pic from the other day.
A tree frog got inside. So cute <3
September 17, 2026 at 3:21 PM
A tree frog got inside. So cute <3
If you make a video game level where the challenge comes from purposely annoying and janky physics, I wish you a very d!e.
September 15, 2026 at 5:40 PM
If you make a video game level where the challenge comes from purposely annoying and janky physics, I wish you a very d!e.
And now the bots are 'Plz help us' bots
The people behind these things really have NO lives at all, do they?
The people behind these things really have NO lives at all, do they?
September 10, 2026 at 8:46 PM
And now the bots are 'Plz help us' bots
The people behind these things really have NO lives at all, do they?
The people behind these things really have NO lives at all, do they?
Awwww, thanks <3
@avalyntheaccursed.bsky.social
Honestly, Avalyn, you just seem so nice. There’s not a single bad or iffy or intimidating vibe from you at all.
You’re doing your thing in your corner of the hobby and it seems pretty cozy.
Honestly, Avalyn, you just seem so nice. There’s not a single bad or iffy or intimidating vibe from you at all.
You’re doing your thing in your corner of the hobby and it seems pretty cozy.
September 10, 2026 at 12:38 AM
Awwww, thanks <3
Jesus fuck it's like they make a new bot every five minutes.
Get a LIFE!
Get a LIFE!
September 8, 2026 at 8:12 PM
Jesus fuck it's like they make a new bot every five minutes.
Get a LIFE!
Get a LIFE!
I should make a special blocklist just for bots because good lord.
September 7, 2026 at 9:29 PM
I should make a special blocklist just for bots because good lord.
Reposted by Avalyn do be cursed
I HAVE BEEN TRYING TO BEAT A DOORS RUN WHICH GOES TO EVERY FLOOR.
I FINALLY DID IT.
Backdoor -> Hotel (to room 60) -> Archives -> Hotel (to door 90) -> Outdoors -> Mines (to door 190-something) -> Stairwell -> Mines (End)
I'M A WINNER
I FINALLY DID IT.
Backdoor -> Hotel (to room 60) -> Archives -> Hotel (to door 90) -> Outdoors -> Mines (to door 190-something) -> Stairwell -> Mines (End)
I'M A WINNER
September 7, 2026 at 4:48 PM
I HAVE BEEN TRYING TO BEAT A DOORS RUN WHICH GOES TO EVERY FLOOR.
I FINALLY DID IT.
Backdoor -> Hotel (to room 60) -> Archives -> Hotel (to door 90) -> Outdoors -> Mines (to door 190-something) -> Stairwell -> Mines (End)
I'M A WINNER
I FINALLY DID IT.
Backdoor -> Hotel (to room 60) -> Archives -> Hotel (to door 90) -> Outdoors -> Mines (to door 190-something) -> Stairwell -> Mines (End)
I'M A WINNER
wasted monster chance in a game just because i was stuck on the loading screen because of my god awful computer
i hate this thing so much
i hate this thing so much
September 6, 2026 at 5:18 PM
wasted monster chance in a game just because i was stuck on the loading screen because of my god awful computer
i hate this thing so much
i hate this thing so much
Is this site seriously gonna have problems every single day.
September 4, 2026 at 5:53 PM
Is this site seriously gonna have problems every single day.
Computer has been running like dogshit all day long so I clear all my cookies to try and fix it.
It didn't, so now I just gotta log into all my accounts again, which is gonna take about half a century, because my computer is still running like dogshit.
It didn't, so now I just gotta log into all my accounts again, which is gonna take about half a century, because my computer is still running like dogshit.
September 1, 2026 at 9:27 PM
Computer has been running like dogshit all day long so I clear all my cookies to try and fix it.
It didn't, so now I just gotta log into all my accounts again, which is gonna take about half a century, because my computer is still running like dogshit.
It didn't, so now I just gotta log into all my accounts again, which is gonna take about half a century, because my computer is still running like dogshit.
I got headphones with color changing rainbow lights
Peaked at gay
Peaked at gay
August 29, 2026 at 5:14 AM
I got headphones with color changing rainbow lights
Peaked at gay
Peaked at gay