Avery Edison
@averyedison.com
elegantly withstanding the vast brunt of it
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Avery Edison
@averyedison.com
· Apr 16
people Over There are using a “happy with your HRT?” prompt post to share transition timelines. my contribution:
started at 20, and I was on 2mg of estrogen a day for some time. attached, we have, roughly: 2 years pre-HRT; 2 years post-; 10 years post-; 18 years post-. quite happy with the results.
started at 20, and I was on 2mg of estrogen a day for some time. attached, we have, roughly: 2 years pre-HRT; 2 years post-; 10 years post-; 18 years post-. quite happy with the results.
“Sorry, I think I’m a little off lately because I’m having a hard time dealing with my adaptational trauma.” yeah I’m out, my favorite character would never say that
September 21, 2026 at 5:21 PM
“Sorry, I think I’m a little off lately because I’m having a hard time dealing with my adaptational trauma.” yeah I’m out, my favorite character would never say that
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really hard to find stuff made by people with taste, which is to say: the exact personal preferences I’ve developed and become permanently attached to. I think it’s some new and disturbing failing on the part of culture, global culture, and not simply my aging into irrelevance
September 16, 2026 at 3:34 PM
really hard to find stuff made by people with taste, which is to say: the exact personal preferences I’ve developed and become permanently attached to. I think it’s some new and disturbing failing on the part of culture, global culture, and not simply my aging into irrelevance
no, no, the movie sounds great, I just haven’t been able to take her seriously as a dramatic actress ever since I learned that she spends all of her free time trying to learn to move tin foil with her mind
September 17, 2026 at 4:25 PM
no, no, the movie sounds great, I just haven’t been able to take her seriously as a dramatic actress ever since I learned that she spends all of her free time trying to learn to move tin foil with her mind
on a really foggy morning you can sit on the dock and watch the local dentists wade out into the mist and scoop up a bag or two of nature’s laughing gas. oftentimes they’ll linger out there, giggling in the water
September 16, 2026 at 7:18 PM
on a really foggy morning you can sit on the dock and watch the local dentists wade out into the mist and scoop up a bag or two of nature’s laughing gas. oftentimes they’ll linger out there, giggling in the water
really hard to find stuff made by people with taste, which is to say: the exact personal preferences I’ve developed and become permanently attached to. I think it’s some new and disturbing failing on the part of culture, global culture, and not simply my aging into irrelevance
September 16, 2026 at 3:34 PM
really hard to find stuff made by people with taste, which is to say: the exact personal preferences I’ve developed and become permanently attached to. I think it’s some new and disturbing failing on the part of culture, global culture, and not simply my aging into irrelevance
uk comedy has long been dominated by the privately-educated, but at least that used to mean you could tell the python guys knew latin, and fry and laurie had a solid understanding of the western canon. at best, you get the sense the snl: oxbridge crew have kind-of heard of shakespeare
September 15, 2026 at 3:39 PM
uk comedy has long been dominated by the privately-educated, but at least that used to mean you could tell the python guys knew latin, and fry and laurie had a solid understanding of the western canon. at best, you get the sense the snl: oxbridge crew have kind-of heard of shakespeare
excited for another day of following the arbitrary and confounding decisions of the guy who happened to get your job eight months before you did? no worries if you don’t want to bother with any of that, you’re only forced to on penalty of homelessness
September 15, 2026 at 2:49 PM
excited for another day of following the arbitrary and confounding decisions of the guy who happened to get your job eight months before you did? no worries if you don’t want to bother with any of that, you’re only forced to on penalty of homelessness
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really stressful day at roget’s. you know how they’ve got me in the thesaurus department? this morning my supervisor almost added too many words to the big list of words and nearly hit the sentience threshold that turns our simple book into a fully-thinking (evil) human brain
September 13, 2026 at 3:53 PM
really stressful day at roget’s. you know how they’ve got me in the thesaurus department? this morning my supervisor almost added too many words to the big list of words and nearly hit the sentience threshold that turns our simple book into a fully-thinking (evil) human brain
really stressful day at roget’s. you know how they’ve got me in the thesaurus department? this morning my supervisor almost added too many words to the big list of words and nearly hit the sentience threshold that turns our simple book into a fully-thinking (evil) human brain
September 13, 2026 at 3:53 PM
really stressful day at roget’s. you know how they’ve got me in the thesaurus department? this morning my supervisor almost added too many words to the big list of words and nearly hit the sentience threshold that turns our simple book into a fully-thinking (evil) human brain
imagining a dystopian one-world government regime of capital, a regime prone to internal conflicts, but a regime all the same, with a few isolated nations separate from the empire but besieged by the financial and military power it worships and wields, a dead culture, burning, i
September 12, 2026 at 4:25 PM
imagining a dystopian one-world government regime of capital, a regime prone to internal conflicts, but a regime all the same, with a few isolated nations separate from the empire but besieged by the financial and military power it worships and wields, a dead culture, burning, i
alright, Rule Lord, I’ll acquiesce to your rules—this time. but you should know: you’re only make it more narratively satisfying when I later defy those very same rules.
September 12, 2026 at 2:31 PM
alright, Rule Lord, I’ll acquiesce to your rules—this time. but you should know: you’re only make it more narratively satisfying when I later defy those very same rules.
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i was just offered a sponcon deal by a non-profit dedicated to spreading awareness of moral virtue, they wanted me to make a post detailing my own personal values and how those manifest in my life as integrity, but i can’t do it, it feels disgusting, it feels like selling out
September 11, 2026 at 3:52 PM
i was just offered a sponcon deal by a non-profit dedicated to spreading awareness of moral virtue, they wanted me to make a post detailing my own personal values and how those manifest in my life as integrity, but i can’t do it, it feels disgusting, it feels like selling out
my mentor instructed me to manifest my cleverness as intelligence. then, once I was done with that, he told me to do the opposite—manifest my intelligence as cleverness. I’m hard at work on it, and I wouldn’t worry, except… I found a notepad with the word “smartitude” underlined
September 11, 2026 at 4:44 PM
my mentor instructed me to manifest my cleverness as intelligence. then, once I was done with that, he told me to do the opposite—manifest my intelligence as cleverness. I’m hard at work on it, and I wouldn’t worry, except… I found a notepad with the word “smartitude” underlined
i was just offered a sponcon deal by a non-profit dedicated to spreading awareness of moral virtue, they wanted me to make a post detailing my own personal values and how those manifest in my life as integrity, but i can’t do it, it feels disgusting, it feels like selling out
September 11, 2026 at 3:52 PM
i was just offered a sponcon deal by a non-profit dedicated to spreading awareness of moral virtue, they wanted me to make a post detailing my own personal values and how those manifest in my life as integrity, but i can’t do it, it feels disgusting, it feels like selling out
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on Instagram I am mostly posting pictures I take on my walks but also I am sometimes doing stuff like this. aedison over there
September 10, 2026 at 6:53 PM
on Instagram I am mostly posting pictures I take on my walks but also I am sometimes doing stuff like this. aedison over there
on Instagram I am mostly posting pictures I take on my walks but also I am sometimes doing stuff like this. aedison over there
September 10, 2026 at 6:53 PM
on Instagram I am mostly posting pictures I take on my walks but also I am sometimes doing stuff like this. aedison over there
feeling increasingly annoyed and disrespected when receiving playful warnings that I have too much email from the email company that got me to sign up for email with them by promising they would have room for all my email forever
September 10, 2026 at 5:32 PM
feeling increasingly annoyed and disrespected when receiving playful warnings that I have too much email from the email company that got me to sign up for email with them by promising they would have room for all my email forever
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don’t post hangry or you’ll get modereated by trust and satiety
September 9, 2026 at 3:16 PM
don’t post hangry or you’ll get modereated by trust and satiety
don’t post hangry or you’ll get modereated by trust and satiety
September 9, 2026 at 3:16 PM
don’t post hangry or you’ll get modereated by trust and satiety
Congratulations, User! Your mental health treatment is a prescription for a custom-prompted clip of Cousin from The Bear doing the big S2 speech and but his new words just for you are, “When we walk into this room, we enter a state of profound rejection sensitivity. Are you bored? Do you guys hate m
September 9, 2026 at 1:54 PM
Congratulations, User! Your mental health treatment is a prescription for a custom-prompted clip of Cousin from The Bear doing the big S2 speech and but his new words just for you are, “When we walk into this room, we enter a state of profound rejection sensitivity. Are you bored? Do you guys hate m
Was walking through High Park totally unaware that today was the first day of school until a dad watching this bird with his young daughter met my “Do you want me to grab your phone and get a picture of this moment?” with wet eyes and a croaked-out, “Please.”
September 8, 2026 at 6:59 PM
Was walking through High Park totally unaware that today was the first day of school until a dad watching this bird with his young daughter met my “Do you want me to grab your phone and get a picture of this moment?” with wet eyes and a croaked-out, “Please.”
trust and piety got back to me and said platform logs indicate the “hate mob” that harassed and swatted me was just an account burst from a digital poltergeist, apparently it’s been happening a lot since spiritual private network providers established those ouijre tunnels into
September 8, 2026 at 3:07 PM
trust and piety got back to me and said platform logs indicate the “hate mob” that harassed and swatted me was just an account burst from a digital poltergeist, apparently it’s been happening a lot since spiritual private network providers established those ouijre tunnels into
but as soon as I drink from the Life Chalice they’ll announce Life Chalice 2 with TruImmortalityHD and I’ll be stuck with the basic version. like I’ll still live forever but I’ll get colds or something. even just summer colds would be- that would be annoying
September 7, 2026 at 7:06 PM
but as soon as I drink from the Life Chalice they’ll announce Life Chalice 2 with TruImmortalityHD and I’ll be stuck with the basic version. like I’ll still live forever but I’ll get colds or something. even just summer colds would be- that would be annoying