Ann Valentine
@avsolutions.bsky.social
Sex+ gaymer and leftist advocate. Nice to meet you. (L)GBT
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Ann Valentine
@avsolutions.bsky.social
· Jul 13
Okay, if the companions in BG3 weren't all bi, I have figured out all of their preferences.
Shadowheart: lesbian. Very loving and giving. She fronts tough for Shar, but she really wants cuddles.
Astarion: bi, but prefers men. A sexual autuer. He gives to his partners. It's how he lured them in.
Shadowheart: lesbian. Very loving and giving. She fronts tough for Shar, but she really wants cuddles.
Astarion: bi, but prefers men. A sexual autuer. He gives to his partners. It's how he lured them in.
Word! Corpo rat Democrats (there are so few who aren't) would rather fascists be in power than progressives. Fucking corpo rat party. www.instagram.com/reel/DfObohO...
November 2, 2026 at 4:41 PM
Word! Corpo rat Democrats (there are so few who aren't) would rather fascists be in power than progressives. Fucking corpo rat party. www.instagram.com/reel/DfObohO...
Would rather get hands-on with the originals, to avoid this getting to HR. 😜🧡🤍🩷💓
November 2, 2026 at 4:25 PM
Would rather get hands-on with the originals, to avoid this getting to HR. 😜🧡🤍🩷💓
Yup. Called it. She is prepping to kiss Israel's ass. Because she wants that sweet AIPAC money. Oh, and she shits on the left too! Fucking cunt rag.
November 2, 2026 at 4:24 PM
Yup. Called it. She is prepping to kiss Israel's ass. Because she wants that sweet AIPAC money. Oh, and she shits on the left too! Fucking cunt rag.
The Mamdani administration in NYC is a standing refutation of that bullshit reasoning that Democrats hide behind to justify not doing ANYTHING substantive. Ever.
November 2, 2026 at 2:32 PM
The Mamdani administration in NYC is a standing refutation of that bullshit reasoning that Democrats hide behind to justify not doing ANYTHING substantive. Ever.
Now, with pricing that tailors how they screw you!
November 2, 2026 at 2:31 PM
Now, with pricing that tailors how they screw you!
Thanks, @nytimes.com! Nothing makes me want to support AOC less than telling me that she is "pursuing alliances across the political spectrum." "Reaching across the aisle" by any other name. Christ. Not a single one in that fucking party who will stick to their guns.
November 2, 2026 at 2:29 PM
Thanks, @nytimes.com! Nothing makes me want to support AOC less than telling me that she is "pursuing alliances across the political spectrum." "Reaching across the aisle" by any other name. Christ. Not a single one in that fucking party who will stick to their guns.
Was raised Catholic. Heard this kinda shit ALL the time.
November 2, 2026 at 7:02 AM
Was raised Catholic. Heard this kinda shit ALL the time.
Only if you like naked cuddling with women. 😘🧡🤍🩷💓
November 2, 2026 at 6:45 AM
Only if you like naked cuddling with women. 😘🧡🤍🩷💓
Damn straight! Fuck AI!
November 1, 2026 at 9:25 PM
Damn straight! Fuck AI!
Party Democrats get REALLY sour grapes when they are denied what they think they are owed by virtue of them existing as a Democrat.
November 1, 2026 at 6:21 PM
Party Democrats get REALLY sour grapes when they are denied what they think they are owed by virtue of them existing as a Democrat.
Say it with me now - party Democrats HAVE NO VALUES! Their values are what they are told they are. And as we learned with Shillary Clinton, when they don't get what they want, they are REALLY sour grapes about it.
November 1, 2026 at 6:20 PM
Say it with me now - party Democrats HAVE NO VALUES! Their values are what they are told they are. And as we learned with Shillary Clinton, when they don't get what they want, they are REALLY sour grapes about it.
Say it with me now - party Democrats HAVE NO VALUES! Their values are what they are told they are. And as we learned with Shillary Clinton, when they don't get what they want, they are REALLY sour grapes about it.
November 1, 2026 at 6:19 PM
Say it with me now - party Democrats HAVE NO VALUES! Their values are what they are told they are. And as we learned with Shillary Clinton, when they don't get what they want, they are REALLY sour grapes about it.
One of my favorite Patrick Stewart things was when Wil Wheaton was whining about people using the "shut up Wesley!" clip at him. Said he would insta-block them. What did Stewart do? He commented- "shut up, Wil." Fucking legend!
Tim Curry as Laughing Long John Silver
ALT: Tim Curry as Laughing Long John Silver
static.klipy.com
November 1, 2026 at 12:48 PM
One of my favorite Patrick Stewart things was when Wil Wheaton was whining about people using the "shut up Wesley!" clip at him. Said he would insta-block them. What did Stewart do? He commented- "shut up, Wil." Fucking legend!
Not even getting into how many episodes in season 1 had Wesley being the hero. Ick.
November 1, 2026 at 7:35 AM
Not even getting into how many episodes in season 1 had Wesley being the hero. Ick.
I tell people to skip season 1 entirely. It was awful. Season 2 had some bangers. 3 is where it really found its stride.
November 1, 2026 at 7:35 AM
I tell people to skip season 1 entirely. It was awful. Season 2 had some bangers. 3 is where it really found its stride.
It's literally Diabeeto from Family Guy.
Tim Curry as Laughing Long John Silver
ALT: Tim Curry as Laughing Long John Silver
static.klipy.com
November 1, 2026 at 6:07 AM
It's literally Diabeeto from Family Guy.
The fact that EA destroyed Bioware and the new Mass Effect game to make more Star Wars shit is such a validation if my hatred of that franchise. Fuck Star Wars.
November 1, 2026 at 5:07 AM
The fact that EA destroyed Bioware and the new Mass Effect game to make more Star Wars shit is such a validation if my hatred of that franchise. Fuck Star Wars.
More than one or two videos from you in a given year. Rock on. Have missed your stuff
November 1, 2026 at 3:20 AM
More than one or two videos from you in a given year. Rock on. Have missed your stuff
We do have at least one tie. I look smashing in a suit. Gf has her favorite Pokémon cards. There is the bookshelf that has the hidden door to the playroom. I do have a tarot deck. PNW flannel shirts that also double as past sex/session shirts when we are doing aftercare. Am I lesbian enough? 😆🧡🤍🩷
October 31, 2026 at 10:27 PM
We do have at least one tie. I look smashing in a suit. Gf has her favorite Pokémon cards. There is the bookshelf that has the hidden door to the playroom. I do have a tarot deck. PNW flannel shirts that also double as past sex/session shirts when we are doing aftercare. Am I lesbian enough? 😆🧡🤍🩷
Well shit. What things do my gf and I have in our lesbian bedroom. There is a dirty floor, because we both have a bad habit of jist throwing laundry on the floor. There is dirty and nerdy artwork on the walls. No sexy toys. Those stay in tye playroom. www.instagram.com/reel/DfIzadf...
October 31, 2026 at 10:24 PM
Well shit. What things do my gf and I have in our lesbian bedroom. There is a dirty floor, because we both have a bad habit of jist throwing laundry on the floor. There is dirty and nerdy artwork on the walls. No sexy toys. Those stay in tye playroom. www.instagram.com/reel/DfIzadf...
This fucking dickhead believes that all RAM should belong to him. Gamers? Fuck us! More AI! Fuck AI. Fuck it and all the "AI does amazing things!" assholes in their dickhole without lube!
October 30, 2026 at 7:46 PM
This fucking dickhead believes that all RAM should belong to him. Gamers? Fuck us! More AI! Fuck AI. Fuck it and all the "AI does amazing things!" assholes in their dickhole without lube!
"Lesser of two evils!"
Yeah, the evil is tuat they kiss Israel's ass when they do evil shit.
Yeah, the evil is tuat they kiss Israel's ass when they do evil shit.
5 days before midterms…
“Nancy Pelosi, D-Calif., criticized Mayor Zohran Mamdani and Michigan Democratic U.S. Senate candidate Abdul El-Sayed over their views on Israel Thursday, calling their positions ‘wrong’ and saying they did not reflect congressional Democrats.”
www.wfmd.com/2026/10/29/n...
“Nancy Pelosi, D-Calif., criticized Mayor Zohran Mamdani and Michigan Democratic U.S. Senate candidate Abdul El-Sayed over their views on Israel Thursday, calling their positions ‘wrong’ and saying they did not reflect congressional Democrats.”
www.wfmd.com/2026/10/29/n...
Nancy Pelosi calls Mamdani, El-Sayed’s past comments on Israel ‘concerning’ and ‘wrong’
Former House speaker says progressive Democrats' views do not reflect the party in Congress
www.wfmd.com
October 30, 2026 at 6:56 PM
"Lesser of two evils!"
Yeah, the evil is tuat they kiss Israel's ass when they do evil shit.
Yeah, the evil is tuat they kiss Israel's ass when they do evil shit.
Love cake decorations that don't use fondant. 🙂 www.instagram.com/reel/DfHfwyQ...
October 30, 2026 at 6:55 PM
Love cake decorations that don't use fondant. 🙂 www.instagram.com/reel/DfHfwyQ...
The scolds alwaus keep their mouths shut when that evil dinosaur bitch opens her mouth.
October 30, 2026 at 6:54 PM
The scolds alwaus keep their mouths shut when that evil dinosaur bitch opens her mouth.
Guy rapes a 15 year old girl because he said he was "sad."
Judge: awwww! I'm so sorry! Let's give you therapy instead of real punishment!
Fuck men.
www.instagram.com/reel/DfHpfCb...
Judge: awwww! I'm so sorry! Let's give you therapy instead of real punishment!
Fuck men.
www.instagram.com/reel/DfHpfCb...
October 30, 2026 at 4:29 PM
Guy rapes a 15 year old girl because he said he was "sad."
Judge: awwww! I'm so sorry! Let's give you therapy instead of real punishment!
Fuck men.
www.instagram.com/reel/DfHpfCb...
Judge: awwww! I'm so sorry! Let's give you therapy instead of real punishment!
Fuck men.
www.instagram.com/reel/DfHpfCb...