HorseHalves
@awk716.bsky.social
📍Stable, genius.
Shirking responsibility for Happiness since ‘91.
Shirking responsibility for Happiness since ‘91.
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HorseHalves
@awk716.bsky.social
· Apr 4
About me??
One time a nurse looked at my asshole and said “You don’t have to live like that, yanno?”
Anyway, welcome to Bluesky or something…
One time a nurse looked at my asshole and said “You don’t have to live like that, yanno?”
Anyway, welcome to Bluesky or something…
Just cause yer not playing arenas doesn‘t mean you don’t deserve a lil toot.
October 2, 2026 at 2:20 PM
Just cause yer not playing arenas doesn‘t mean you don’t deserve a lil toot.
*calmcoach.jpg*
A new Fox News poll shows the Texas Senate race between James Talarico and Ken Paxton is tightening weeks before Election Day.
New Fox News poll shows Texas Senate race closer than expected
A new Fox News poll shows the Texas Senate race between James Talarico and Ken Paxton is tightening weeks before Election Day.
bit.ly
October 2, 2026 at 12:34 PM
*calmcoach.jpg*
3 year-old takes a pistol to daycare, any guesses what his dad does for work?
ABC news waiting til the end of the story to tell you he’s a fucking cop…
ABC news waiting til the end of the story to tell you he’s a fucking cop…
October 2, 2026 at 9:21 AM
3 year-old takes a pistol to daycare, any guesses what his dad does for work?
ABC news waiting til the end of the story to tell you he’s a fucking cop…
ABC news waiting til the end of the story to tell you he’s a fucking cop…
This lil drumbeat just thumping along in the back of my head.
Congo's Ebola outbreak has now recorded more than 4,000 deaths, authorities said, as they struggle to contain the spread of the virus.
Congo's Ebola outbreak records more than 4,000 deaths as authorities struggle to contain the virus
Congo’s Ebola outbreak has now recorded more than 4,000 deaths, authorities said as they struggle to contain the spread of the virus.
bit.ly
October 2, 2026 at 9:09 AM
This lil drumbeat just thumping along in the back of my head.
Evil and Stupid in equal measure.
Christa Pike, who was supposed to be the first woman executed in Tennessee in more than 200 years, is still alive after the state tried and failed to execute her on Wednesday. TDOC officials refused to comment after the state’s second failed execution this year.
nashvillebanner.com/2026/09/30/c...
nashvillebanner.com/2026/09/30/c...
Christa Pike survives botched lethal injection attempt - Nashville Banner
Tennessee attempted to execute Christa Pike for a 1995 murder, but the lethal injection failed. Pike survives and was moved to a medical facility.
nashvillebanner.com
October 1, 2026 at 11:25 AM
Evil and Stupid in equal measure.
We need AI safeguards because these Presidents are starting to get rendered all weird.
September 30, 2026 at 3:12 PM
We need AI safeguards because these Presidents are starting to get rendered all weird.
How the fuck is Rick Scott a public figure?
Rick Scott: "Obamacare has been a disaster, so what we gotta do is we gotta go back to let the private sector work. Give you the choices ... treat it like a cell phone. You know what plan to buy."
September 30, 2026 at 12:33 PM
How the fuck is Rick Scott a public figure?
Not the dumbest Atlanta-based shit I’ve seen today, despite the effort
September 29, 2026 at 4:32 PM
Not the dumbest Atlanta-based shit I’ve seen today, despite the effort
I am here for it.
Jack Smith: "Our investigation developed proof beyond a reasonable doubt that President Trump engaged in serious crimes against our nation ... rather than accept his defeat in the 2020 election, he engaged in a criminal scheme to overturn the results and prevent the lawful transfer of power"
September 29, 2026 at 3:08 PM
I am here for it.
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I don’t think the president should be using taxpayer dollars to buy ads for himself. It’s illegal, undemocratic and wrong—stealing from the public and abusing state power to try to tilt an election in his party’s favor—which I think is bad, not good.
Sorry to get so partisan, but that’s how I feel.
Sorry to get so partisan, but that’s how I feel.
September 28, 2026 at 1:17 PM
I don’t think the president should be using taxpayer dollars to buy ads for himself. It’s illegal, undemocratic and wrong—stealing from the public and abusing state power to try to tilt an election in his party’s favor—which I think is bad, not good.
Sorry to get so partisan, but that’s how I feel.
Sorry to get so partisan, but that’s how I feel.
I like the idea that there is no AI bubble if AI works and sweet baby jesus we are still on the internet 27 years after the “dot com” bubble.
September 28, 2026 at 1:13 PM
I like the idea that there is no AI bubble if AI works and sweet baby jesus we are still on the internet 27 years after the “dot com” bubble.
Man, the author of that Choosin Texas RS article is not a very good writer.
September 28, 2026 at 9:43 AM
Man, the author of that Choosin Texas RS article is not a very good writer.
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The techbros don't want you to see this trailer. Pass it on.
September 27, 2026 at 9:32 AM
The techbros don't want you to see this trailer. Pass it on.
If you were there in the 90’s you might be forgiven if you didn’t know Cake was the band we wanted Rage Against the Machine to be.
September 27, 2026 at 10:45 AM
If you were there in the 90’s you might be forgiven if you didn’t know Cake was the band we wanted Rage Against the Machine to be.
Really need people to be honest about the difference between Zorhan and Joe wrt messaging being 75% fuckability.
(They are better at socials)
(They are better at socials)
September 25, 2026 at 3:06 PM
Really need people to be honest about the difference between Zorhan and Joe wrt messaging being 75% fuckability.
(They are better at socials)
(They are better at socials)
The guys who don’t need no stinking government sure love the government.
Trump’s Justice Department doing a favor for Trump’s largest donor, Elon Musk.
www.justice.gov/opa/pr/unite...
www.justice.gov/opa/pr/unite...
United States Files Request to Intervene in Case Brought by X Corp. and Elon Musk Seeking to Annul Decision by European Commission
The United States filed an application to intervene in the captioned cases, X Internet and X Holdings v. Commission, Case No. T-114/26 and Musk v. Commission, Case No. T-121/26, before the General Cou...
www.justice.gov
September 25, 2026 at 2:31 PM
The guys who don’t need no stinking government sure love the government.
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Oligarchs. The word for very rich businesspeople directly connected to the top of the government and playing a role in high-level government functions is “oligarchs.” Way beyond lobbying, donating, and advisory councils.
Trump brought them on his trip to China too. America has oligarchs now.
Trump brought them on his trip to China too. America has oligarchs now.
Altman. Musk. Huang. Bezos. They all came to the White House Thursday night, though you might not have seen it on TV.
Pandas and Eagles and A.I., Oh My! Trump Throws a State Dinner for Xi
Altman. Musk. Huang. Bezos. They all came to the White House Thursday night, though you might not have seen it on TV.
nyti.ms
September 25, 2026 at 1:34 PM
Oligarchs. The word for very rich businesspeople directly connected to the top of the government and playing a role in high-level government functions is “oligarchs.” Way beyond lobbying, donating, and advisory councils.
Trump brought them on his trip to China too. America has oligarchs now.
Trump brought them on his trip to China too. America has oligarchs now.
I drove less and spent $200 more on gas last month.
September 24, 2026 at 2:03 PM
I drove less and spent $200 more on gas last month.
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If I believed I lived in a world full of "NPCs" waiting to be programmed like robots, I'd be too busy killing myself to worry about their ideological leanings.
February 11, 2026 at 11:11 PM
If I believed I lived in a world full of "NPCs" waiting to be programmed like robots, I'd be too busy killing myself to worry about their ideological leanings.
So yeah. Short-listed and leaked to gum up a news cycle about F35 parts.
Trump: "The Ford’s Theatre Lie is just another example of how the Fake News Media and the Dumocrats conspire together to make up false stories about 'President Donald J. Trump.' Shouldn’t be allowed to happen. Our Country is desperately seeking a Free and Fair Press! President DJT"
September 24, 2026 at 12:23 PM
So yeah. Short-listed and leaked to gum up a news cycle about F35 parts.
Just imagining a world where Joe Biden’s DoD let stealth fighter parts fall into China’s hands, for reasons.
September 24, 2026 at 12:11 PM
Just imagining a world where Joe Biden’s DoD let stealth fighter parts fall into China’s hands, for reasons.
Bwaaaaaahahaha
Meta removed a video by a satirist wearing Meta glasses asking unrecognizable Meta personnel about Meta glasses. Meta's ground for doing so - and please appreciate the irony here - is... harassment.
De video waarvan Meta niet wil dat je ‘m ziet
September 24, 2026 at 12:02 PM
Bwaaaaaahahaha
WHERE IS THE FUCKING CALM COACH GUY!!!!????!!!
Eeesh! Now even Echelon Insights has it at D+8.
Dems 51, GOP 43.
Dems 51, GOP 43.
September 23, 2026 at 5:23 PM
WHERE IS THE FUCKING CALM COACH GUY!!!!????!!!
So is this a real thing or was it short-listed and leaked so Congresspeople could look busy while… fuck.
Are you doing anything today?
I’m not, but I would LITERALLY NEVER ASK THE NATION TO TRUST ME WITH ITS FATE!
Are you doing anything today?
I’m not, but I would LITERALLY NEVER ASK THE NATION TO TRUST ME WITH ITS FATE!
I thought he couldn’t get lower than trying to rename the Kennedy Center. Now he has his sights set on Ford’s Theatre?
What is his obsession with trying to overshadow assassinated presidents?
It’s absurd—and would defile a historic site.
Is the supposed “Party of Lincoln” going to stand for this?
What is his obsession with trying to overshadow assassinated presidents?
It’s absurd—and would defile a historic site.
Is the supposed “Party of Lincoln” going to stand for this?
September 23, 2026 at 3:26 PM
So is this a real thing or was it short-listed and leaked so Congresspeople could look busy while… fuck.
Are you doing anything today?
I’m not, but I would LITERALLY NEVER ASK THE NATION TO TRUST ME WITH ITS FATE!
Are you doing anything today?
I’m not, but I would LITERALLY NEVER ASK THE NATION TO TRUST ME WITH ITS FATE!