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October 1, 2026 at 10:51 AM
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Game: Peter Jackson’s Ping Pong
Console: PlayStation 2
Created by: yoman44
Uploaded on: June 13th, 2007
September 28, 2026 at 12:00 AM
last night was a fucking IMAX screening of Interstellar
September 16, 2026 at 6:14 AM
September 14, 2026 at 8:08 PM
today at work i tried calling one of our drivers to see if he's even working today and it sent me to his voicemail and i swear to fucking god i heard him say "fuck ya mudder" at the very start of the recording he did for his voicemail
September 14, 2026 at 4:52 PM
heaven is a place on earth and it is also known as China
September 12, 2026 at 11:30 AM
my competitors in the niche children's media contest when i pull up with that Păcală și Tândală
Squidward's Shocked Reaction
ALT: Squidward's Shocked Reaction
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September 7, 2026 at 1:03 PM
what yall know about lolek & bolek
September 7, 2026 at 12:09 PM
yall dont yearn like i do. yall dont lust like i do
September 7, 2026 at 11:12 AM
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when theres #lowkey a bomb in yo food #reletable
September 7, 2026 at 8:50 AM
dyslexic dude tryin to remember the name of that guy who died for oir sins:
Jussis Don Quixote
ALT: Jussis Don Quixote
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September 2, 2026 at 10:02 AM
"scientists have invented a device that lets birds talk"
me: no they didn't you fucking idiot parrots have already existed for like a few decades i think
September 2, 2026 at 9:55 AM
the word "bartender" becomes a lot more fucked up when you think of it less as "bar tender" and more like "bart ender"
August 23, 2026 at 6:34 PM
why you starin at me like that
August 18, 2026 at 5:16 PM
been feeling like this lately
August 18, 2026 at 11:48 AM
evil rdj be like "i kill you 3000"
August 15, 2026 at 6:08 AM
didy kong 💀 those who know
August 13, 2026 at 3:27 PM
7 days free
August 10, 2026 at 2:31 PM
2 girls 236.588 millilitres
August 4, 2026 at 3:01 AM
bought a Nikon Series E 70-210mm f/4 for cheap. new favourite lens
August 1, 2026 at 1:03 PM
being an artist is hard we gotta go thru menstruartion at least once a month and we feel like shit and we can't really do anything and im gay
July 31, 2026 at 3:33 AM
there's so many things in this world i don't know about yet
July 30, 2026 at 3:33 PM
explaining buttjobs to an american like "imagine a hotdog"
July 26, 2026 at 12:36 PM
yall remember when every youtuber ever was sponsored by audible? good times. good times
July 26, 2026 at 11:29 AM
i ask god not for louder farts but fatter asscheeks
July 20, 2026 at 3:12 AM