Nobody O'body
@awkuardoexposition.bsky.social
🤍🖤💜💛/🖤🤍🩶💚
(they/them/'em/'ey/'ee/'er/'ae)
they ate each other.
they moaned.
they were zombies.
(they/them/'em/'ey/'ee/'er/'ae)
they ate each other.
they moaned.
they were zombies.
Kevin Sorbo is the Scott Baio of Dean Cains.
September 29, 2026 at 2:27 AM
Kevin Sorbo is the Scott Baio of Dean Cains.
September 24, 2026 at 3:41 AM
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I just used the phrase 'Explain it to me like I'm Joe Rogan' as a euphemism for stupidity... got a great reaction, highly recommend using it in your own lives.
September 4, 2026 at 8:32 PM
I just used the phrase 'Explain it to me like I'm Joe Rogan' as a euphemism for stupidity... got a great reaction, highly recommend using it in your own lives.
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a banner found above the front doors of the police HQ in Madison, Wisconsin this morning stated: “Arrest the killer cop, 608-266-4211.”
August 5, 2026 at 2:04 AM
a banner found above the front doors of the police HQ in Madison, Wisconsin this morning stated: “Arrest the killer cop, 608-266-4211.”
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Pete Hegseth: "We need our warriors to embrace the Spartan mindset"
U.S. Military: *suffers crushing defeat to the Persians*
U.S. Military: *suffers crushing defeat to the Persians*
July 18, 2026 at 5:13 PM
Pete Hegseth: "We need our warriors to embrace the Spartan mindset"
U.S. Military: *suffers crushing defeat to the Persians*
U.S. Military: *suffers crushing defeat to the Persians*
Internet pet peeve: people can make their #shorts videos 5-10 seconds longer so we can read what you put up. Damn your #engagement. Trying to freeze on the only 3 frames that has more than a phrase on it will cause me to forget you.
June 23, 2026 at 7:11 PM
Internet pet peeve: people can make their #shorts videos 5-10 seconds longer so we can read what you put up. Damn your #engagement. Trying to freeze on the only 3 frames that has more than a phrase on it will cause me to forget you.
Had to do a late check in at work. It was a "false alarm" and cops were already there.
Cop: are you the key holder?
(Fight every urge you have and respond correctly! Just breathe. Take this seriously so you can get back home asap. Also cops tend to notice when you hesitate on your own name)....
😳
Cop: are you the key holder?
(Fight every urge you have and respond correctly! Just breathe. Take this seriously so you can get back home asap. Also cops tend to notice when you hesitate on your own name)....
😳
June 22, 2026 at 4:10 AM
Had to do a late check in at work. It was a "false alarm" and cops were already there.
Cop: are you the key holder?
(Fight every urge you have and respond correctly! Just breathe. Take this seriously so you can get back home asap. Also cops tend to notice when you hesitate on your own name)....
😳
Cop: are you the key holder?
(Fight every urge you have and respond correctly! Just breathe. Take this seriously so you can get back home asap. Also cops tend to notice when you hesitate on your own name)....
😳
Great words of inebriation:
what are we going to do?
what are we going to do?
June 15, 2026 at 4:28 AM
Great words of inebriation:
what are we going to do?
what are we going to do?
(watching Bill Hicks #Revelations)
...Remember the days of Dan Quayle being the low bar in government officials? What a shitty ride since then eh?
👍🤠👍
#Damien
...Remember the days of Dan Quayle being the low bar in government officials? What a shitty ride since then eh?
👍🤠👍
#Damien
June 15, 2026 at 3:59 AM
(watching Bill Hicks #Revelations)
...Remember the days of Dan Quayle being the low bar in government officials? What a shitty ride since then eh?
👍🤠👍
#Damien
...Remember the days of Dan Quayle being the low bar in government officials? What a shitty ride since then eh?
👍🤠👍
#Damien
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'but harry potter was such a huge part of my childhood'
reminder: the only reason jk rowling is doing a harry potter tv remake is bcos she wants a version she can flog that doesn't involve the original cast.
reminder: the only reason jk rowling is doing a harry potter tv remake is bcos she wants a version she can flog that doesn't involve the original cast.
![[photo of daniel radcliffe]
"Transgender women are women. Any statement to the contrary erases the identity and dignity of transgender people & goes against all advice given by professional health care associations who have far more expertise on this subject matter than either [JK Rowling)
or I" ~Daniel Radcliffe
[photo of emma watson]
"Trans people are who they say they are and deserve to live their lives without being constantly questioned or told they aren't who they say they
are." ~Emma Watson
[photo of rupert grint]
"I firmly stand with the trans community. Trans
women are women. Trans men are men. We should all be entitled to live with love and without judgment."
~Rupert Grint](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:bcgtpezwhu5ynanpiezkmfim/bafkreic25h3kowlvvdi2olaf3t4b4zeidv7dpapwgidxtyleq3vinoq6qa)
March 25, 2026 at 3:47 PM
'but harry potter was such a huge part of my childhood'
reminder: the only reason jk rowling is doing a harry potter tv remake is bcos she wants a version she can flog that doesn't involve the original cast.
reminder: the only reason jk rowling is doing a harry potter tv remake is bcos she wants a version she can flog that doesn't involve the original cast.
Reading #TheTick comics while having @mysterywrestling.bsky.social x #ChocoPro in the background.
This day is quite absurd.
This day is quite absurd.
March 23, 2026 at 6:19 PM
Reading #TheTick comics while having @mysterywrestling.bsky.social x #ChocoPro in the background.
This day is quite absurd.
This day is quite absurd.
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Walker, Texas Ghost
March 20, 2026 at 2:34 PM
Walker, Texas Ghost
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watching THE PASSION OF JOAN OF ARC and am sad to report I have a new perspective on Jerry Lawler's mid 90s haircut
March 7, 2026 at 7:35 AM
watching THE PASSION OF JOAN OF ARC and am sad to report I have a new perspective on Jerry Lawler's mid 90s haircut
🥐 fuck you...
January 31, 2026 at 4:51 AM
🥐 fuck you...
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I can’t stop thinking about it
we definitely are only a couple of years out from the movie about an ICE agent who has a conscience
we definitely are only a couple of years out from the movie about an ICE agent who has a conscience
January 17, 2026 at 11:06 AM
I can’t stop thinking about it
we definitely are only a couple of years out from the movie about an ICE agent who has a conscience
we definitely are only a couple of years out from the movie about an ICE agent who has a conscience
I friggin hate this place and what it does to people
All republicans voted down a subpoena of all records and footage related to the murder of Renee Good by ICE agent
January 8, 2026 at 9:21 PM
I friggin hate this place and what it does to people
Was there really a time where straight guys, having a bachelor party or not, would watch porn together?
January 1, 2026 at 8:10 PM
Was there really a time where straight guys, having a bachelor party or not, would watch porn together?
Today is the start of one of the worst times of the year. I miss you every day!
❤️❤️❤️ #ISWI ❤️❤️❤️
❤️❤️❤️ #ISWI ❤️❤️❤️
COLD - Quiet Now (Official Video) | Napalm Records
YouTube video by Napalm Records
youtu.be
December 26, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Today is the start of one of the worst times of the year. I miss you every day!
❤️❤️❤️ #ISWI ❤️❤️❤️
❤️❤️❤️ #ISWI ❤️❤️❤️
#BG3
I'm constantly playing music with playing video games...
Just got to act 2 with my murderhobo Durge and walking into Ketheric Thorm's introduction and Mankind's theme "Schizophrenic" starts.
Perfect 👍😃👍
I'm constantly playing music with playing video games...
Just got to act 2 with my murderhobo Durge and walking into Ketheric Thorm's introduction and Mankind's theme "Schizophrenic" starts.
Perfect 👍😃👍
December 23, 2025 at 12:21 AM
#BG3
I'm constantly playing music with playing video games...
Just got to act 2 with my murderhobo Durge and walking into Ketheric Thorm's introduction and Mankind's theme "Schizophrenic" starts.
Perfect 👍😃👍
I'm constantly playing music with playing video games...
Just got to act 2 with my murderhobo Durge and walking into Ketheric Thorm's introduction and Mankind's theme "Schizophrenic" starts.
Perfect 👍😃👍
Kyle MacLachlan as an Oklahoma State Governor hopeful is weird but good.
#theLowdown
#theLowdown
December 15, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Kyle MacLachlan as an Oklahoma State Governor hopeful is weird but good.
#theLowdown
#theLowdown
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the reason to do things
December 14, 2025 at 3:51 PM
the reason to do things