Matty
banner
axematty.com
Matty
@axematty.com
He/Him/Chungus

Don't talk to me about hockey, it's dumb to talk about hockey online.

Sysadmin in devops clothing

axematty on Discord

私はカナダ人です。
I'm going to the cottage!

(i made cottage pie)
September 17, 2026 at 6:25 PM
"allowing our youth to work, study on either side of the atlantic"

bruh fuck the students what about me, i'm looking to move
September 17, 2026 at 3:52 PM
"hey you should check out this new authentic italian place"

❌ Chicken Parm with a fancy name
❌ Pasta in a cheese wheel chicanery
❌ Caesar Salad
❌ Vodka Sauce

BRUH stop over charging for east side marios in a fancy suit
September 17, 2026 at 3:24 PM
As part of canada peri-accession, we gotta take the snottiest parisians and drop them into a tims in timmins

and then we're going to get some of those Berlin rave types and put them in red deer

same in reverse to be clear
September 17, 2026 at 2:51 PM
Brockville legend ben hutton?
September 17, 2026 at 2:13 PM
Whats your favorite sens / charge blogs / content creators.

I already have lots of the usual suspects, but wondering if there's things i'm missing.
September 17, 2026 at 1:36 PM
Remember when you'd got to a restaurant and there was just free peanuts and you'd just dump the shells on the floor?

I'm all in for allergy awareness and making inclusive spaces but also i'm missing that sort of chaos.
September 17, 2026 at 1:16 PM
Imagine how many people could live on the space for 3000 cards

ottawacitizen.com/public-servi...
Public servants need parking. Downtown Ottawa has lost 3,000 spots
Downtown Ottawa has 3,000 fewer off-street parking spots than it did a decade ago, according to City of Ottawa data.
ottawacitizen.com
September 17, 2026 at 12:50 PM
Going to Ville du Quebec at the end of the month. low key pumped to get back there. (and not in january this time)
September 17, 2026 at 12:46 PM
Reminder for us centretowners & lowertwoners its the army run this weekend, so all the associated road closures and all that.

(basically all of sussex and the aviation parkway + downtown
September 17, 2026 at 12:43 PM
I find it amazing that wardogs is able to keep people working together it's such an unbalanced game in a good way.
September 16, 2026 at 11:52 PM
One thing I'll say about aws

They don't hide features behind shitty enterprise price tiers.
September 16, 2026 at 10:16 PM
The big sens pigeon situation is crazy
September 16, 2026 at 10:04 PM
Pretty crazy that Connor hellabucks wouldn't fake an injury and instead is choosing to pee his pants
September 16, 2026 at 9:52 PM
Fuckin beautiful afternoon it Ottawa Ontario Canada
September 16, 2026 at 8:44 PM
Doctor said he need a backiotomy
Also today: Red Wings interim GM Shawn Horcoff said Dylan Larkin suffered an upper-body injury this week during training and won’t be on-ice at the start of camp
September 16, 2026 at 8:28 PM
Walking around centertown with a lillygo t-deck like i'm jim ballsillie and i'm trying to move the penguins to the hammer
September 16, 2026 at 3:36 PM
when canada joins the EU and we can finally get good butter.
September 16, 2026 at 2:21 PM
NL is doing more for the canadian music industry than Heritage Canada

www.youtube.com/watch?v=gCD6...
Northernlion listens to 𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙡 Canadian music
YouTube video by The Library of Letourneau
www.youtube.com
September 16, 2026 at 1:47 PM
There's no need for three arkells shows in Ottawa
September 16, 2026 at 12:32 PM
made haproxy proxy the local ollama, if i'm playing a game it does it on the 1080 in the basement, if i'm not it runs on the 5070ti upstairs.

We'll see how dumb this is
September 16, 2026 at 1:39 AM
Oktoberfest and a redblacks game?

People will tell you that Ottawa sucks and is boring but they aren't shitfaced and yelling próst at the 55 yard line so I can't relate
September 16, 2026 at 12:33 AM
Prostrate your self to the killing machine to spare yourself from it's wheels

www.irishtimes.com/culture/musi...
Irish acts Aaron Rowe and Beoga quit Ed Sheeran’s US tour in protest over Palestine
Macklemore was previously removed from the tour after saying ‘Free Palestine’ at a concert in New Jersey
www.irishtimes.com
September 15, 2026 at 9:38 PM
This and a 1996 BMW 750i

posh.mk/ieEW2jbNs6b
🏒🖤 Y2K Ottawa Senators Leather Jacket – Men’s 42 Tall / Long 🖤🏒
Shop lindssusanna's closet or find the perfect look from millions of stylists. Fast shipping and buyer protection. 🏒🖤 Y2K Ottawa Senators Leather Jacket – Men’s 42 Tall / Long 🖤🏒 Add a great vintage team piece to your collection with this Y2K Ottawa Senators leather jacket. Black button up style with Ottawa Senators embroidery and a classic early 2000s sportswear look. See photos for approximate sizing. 🔥 Vintage Team Details: • Y2K Ottawa Senators jacket • Men’s size 42 tall / long • Black leather jacket • Button up style • Ottawa Senators embroidery • See photos for approximate sizing 📸 Condition Notes: • Preloved with some signs of wear • Some white paint marks on right sleeve • Missing piece on bottom of left cuff • Some of the black has come off the buttons on jacket • Tear in right inside pocket • Small tear on left inside pocket • Small tear on bottom front of jacket on button flap • Please see photos for details 💸 Make me an offer or bundle to save! 🛍️ #OttawaSenators #Sens #OttawaSens #Y2K #VintageJacket #LeatherJacket #NHLVintage #VintageSportswear #MensJacket #StarterStyle #HockeyStyle #TeamApparel #PrelovedMenswear #BundleAndSave #MakeAnOffer
posh.mk
September 15, 2026 at 9:20 PM
all the finance assholes are clapping for carney so i guess canada really was for sale
September 15, 2026 at 9:00 PM