@ayonki.bsky.social
Guitar in https://idleera.bandcamp.com , appreciator of loud guitars, sci fi, horror, comic books, craft beer, spicy food, and watching right wingers suffer.
God fucking damnit
What may or may not have gone down on Prime Video's upcoming Criminal looks set to end up in a California courtroom.
'Criminal' Boss Ed Brubaker Sued ,Accused Of Sexual & Racial Harassment
What may or may not have gone down on Prime Video's upcoming Criminal looks set to end up in a California courtroom.
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September 4, 2026 at 7:03 PM
God fucking damnit
Hey, LinkedIn, Indeed and Monster fuckfaces: give me the option to filter results by education - telling me how many dentist positions are open isn’t going to help me, someone with a BA and no time or funds or focus to go back to school
June 24, 2026 at 2:49 PM
Hey, LinkedIn, Indeed and Monster fuckfaces: give me the option to filter results by education - telling me how many dentist positions are open isn’t going to help me, someone with a BA and no time or funds or focus to go back to school
Regular client calls my office; I pick up. They ask if I’m okay, “for real.” The answer is “no,” and this specific client is like 25% directly WHY the answer is “no.” Jesus Christ people…
June 23, 2026 at 5:28 PM
Regular client calls my office; I pick up. They ask if I’m okay, “for real.” The answer is “no,” and this specific client is like 25% directly WHY the answer is “no.” Jesus Christ people…
Concluded today that my in-office appearance can best be described as “divorced English teacher.”
June 9, 2026 at 4:53 PM
Concluded today that my in-office appearance can best be described as “divorced English teacher.”
Pretty sure my body is physically rejecting my accidental career
June 8, 2026 at 9:09 PM
Pretty sure my body is physically rejecting my accidental career
These assholes got the wrong house. Yeah, I’m a cishet white dude, but I want these fuckos to know in no uncertain terms that I’m not on their fucking side for anything
June 4, 2026 at 3:26 PM
These assholes got the wrong house. Yeah, I’m a cishet white dude, but I want these fuckos to know in no uncertain terms that I’m not on their fucking side for anything
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The LAST thing the metal community needs is Zionist cop metal
The LAST thing the metal community needs is Zionist cop metal
The Metal Community "Needs" Bands Like DISTURBED And FIVE FINGER DEATH PUNCH Says ZOLTAN BATHORY
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The Metal Community "Needs" Bands Like DISTURBED And FIVE FINGER DEATH PUNCH Says ZOLTAN BATHORY - Metal Injection
The Five Finger Death Punch guitarist said that the metal scene "needs" bands like Disturbed and Five Finger Death Punch.
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June 1, 2026 at 1:44 PM
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The LAST thing the metal community needs is Zionist cop metal
The LAST thing the metal community needs is Zionist cop metal
Men getting hit in the nuts is funnier than farts.
May 21, 2026 at 5:35 PM
Men getting hit in the nuts is funnier than farts.
When that first guitar lead kicks in on “Green Theme”, by Baroness, HOLY FUCK.
May 9, 2026 at 12:14 AM
When that first guitar lead kicks in on “Green Theme”, by Baroness, HOLY FUCK.
I mean, I’ve been saying for a while that I’ve resigned myself to the probability that I’ll never retire, but I’ve been singing Escovedo’s praises for longer, so, holy fuck I’m screwed.
it sucks that good music taste is negatively correlated with income. every time you like the Replacements your lifetime earnings go down by like $300. if you have ever heard of Alejandro Escovedo you will never retire
April 23, 2026 at 12:49 PM
I mean, I’ve been saying for a while that I’ve resigned myself to the probability that I’ll never retire, but I’ve been singing Escovedo’s praises for longer, so, holy fuck I’m screwed.
Pretty sure I came up with literally the worst musical idea ever: a band called Jammy Wynette. Yes, that would be jam band that plays only jam band renditions of Tammy Wynette songs. 14:36 worth of “Stand By Your Man.” 22:12 of “ D.I.V.O.R.C.E.” Yes, it’s going to be VERY warm where I go when I die.
April 6, 2026 at 3:29 PM
Pretty sure I came up with literally the worst musical idea ever: a band called Jammy Wynette. Yes, that would be jam band that plays only jam band renditions of Tammy Wynette songs. 14:36 worth of “Stand By Your Man.” 22:12 of “ D.I.V.O.R.C.E.” Yes, it’s going to be VERY warm where I go when I die.
I knew how New Mutants #60 ended thanks to @xplainthexmen.bsky.social but that does NOT make it ANY less devastating! I read these at work and there’s no emotions in the office, come on!
April 1, 2026 at 6:13 PM
I knew how New Mutants #60 ended thanks to @xplainthexmen.bsky.social but that does NOT make it ANY less devastating! I read these at work and there’s no emotions in the office, come on!
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No one likes a headache, but a headache without a hangover just feels unearned and insulting. Like, fuck, there was nothing enjoyable to precede/cause this
January 14, 2026 at 9:07 PM
No one likes a headache, but a headache without a hangover just feels unearned and insulting. Like, fuck, there was nothing enjoyable to precede/cause this
Anyone ever look at the application requirements for a grad school program and immediately give up before even trying? Or is that just me?
January 14, 2026 at 3:29 PM
Anyone ever look at the application requirements for a grad school program and immediately give up before even trying? Or is that just me?
Dear 2025: farewell. Deepthroat a cactus on your way out
December 31, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Dear 2025: farewell. Deepthroat a cactus on your way out
It’s not a holiday trip back home unless I get hilariously mauled by a Very Good Boy. So, yeah, successful holiday trip home.
December 29, 2025 at 4:48 PM
It’s not a holiday trip back home unless I get hilariously mauled by a Very Good Boy. So, yeah, successful holiday trip home.
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I see the “technically it’s ephebophelia” crowd is out today, so just a reminder that A) this is NOT a case where technically correct is the best kind of correct and B) the minute you say this, the gods dump you in the “irredeemable creeper” basket and wash their hands thoroughly after touching you.
November 13, 2025 at 6:57 PM
I see the “technically it’s ephebophelia” crowd is out today, so just a reminder that A) this is NOT a case where technically correct is the best kind of correct and B) the minute you say this, the gods dump you in the “irredeemable creeper” basket and wash their hands thoroughly after touching you.
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As of this morning, Starbucks workers across the country are officially ON STRIKE. And we're prepared for this to become the biggest and longest ULP strike in Starbucks history.
Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX
Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX
November 13, 2025 at 11:33 AM
As of this morning, Starbucks workers across the country are officially ON STRIKE. And we're prepared for this to become the biggest and longest ULP strike in Starbucks history.
Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX
Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX
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Donald Trump won’t release the Epstein Files because he’s in them
remains one of the most singularly indicting things ever said about an American president.
And it remains equally remarkable that it was first popularized by the man who pretty much single-handily bought Trump the presidency.
remains one of the most singularly indicting things ever said about an American president.
And it remains equally remarkable that it was first popularized by the man who pretty much single-handily bought Trump the presidency.
November 7, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Donald Trump won’t release the Epstein Files because he’s in them
remains one of the most singularly indicting things ever said about an American president.
And it remains equally remarkable that it was first popularized by the man who pretty much single-handily bought Trump the presidency.
remains one of the most singularly indicting things ever said about an American president.
And it remains equally remarkable that it was first popularized by the man who pretty much single-handily bought Trump the presidency.
Legitimate shocked that the county (Morris, NJ) I grew up in shifted hard blue for the governor’s race. I grew up with a lot of overly privileged and vapid bigots, so this is a kind of nice surprise.
November 5, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Legitimate shocked that the county (Morris, NJ) I grew up in shifted hard blue for the governor’s race. I grew up with a lot of overly privileged and vapid bigots, so this is a kind of nice surprise.
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BREAKING: Andrew Cuomo has been endorsed by The Ass-To-Ass Guy
November 4, 2025 at 8:40 AM
BREAKING: Andrew Cuomo has been endorsed by The Ass-To-Ass Guy