Azban
@azban.bsky.social
Just a typical Masshole with a heart of gold (mostly purloined from involuntary donations)
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wanted to try painting a little bit today
and im still thinking about that bagel
and im still thinking about that bagel
September 18, 2026 at 5:26 PM
wanted to try painting a little bit today
and im still thinking about that bagel
and im still thinking about that bagel
I really hope the sandwich shop is rotating their steak and cheese through because I am fiending for one
September 18, 2026 at 4:50 PM
I really hope the sandwich shop is rotating their steak and cheese through because I am fiending for one
I really picked well when I got a raccoon sona. I can't imagine being any other species. It's just so me.
September 18, 2026 at 3:17 PM
I really picked well when I got a raccoon sona. I can't imagine being any other species. It's just so me.
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I went to the garbage dump and all the Raccoons knew your name
September 18, 2026 at 1:09 PM
I went to the garbage dump and all the Raccoons knew your name
We really have to bring back fasion
September 18, 2026 at 3:08 PM
We really have to bring back fasion
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New favourite weird sea creature just dropped - red lipped batfish 👁👄👁 Came across a video and had to look them up immediately! They also have teeny wee legs to walk across the sea floor 🌊
September 17, 2026 at 9:59 AM
New favourite weird sea creature just dropped - red lipped batfish 👁👄👁 Came across a video and had to look them up immediately! They also have teeny wee legs to walk across the sea floor 🌊
Need to shave... gotten too scruffy!
September 18, 2026 at 3:05 PM
Need to shave... gotten too scruffy!
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*Goes on a tirade in Raccoon*
Chirr chitty chat chirr chit chirry chitter chirr!
Chirr chitty chat chirr chit chirry chitter chirr!
September 18, 2026 at 2:41 PM
*Goes on a tirade in Raccoon*
Chirr chitty chat chirr chit chirry chitter chirr!
Chirr chitty chat chirr chit chirry chitter chirr!
A veritable cornucopia!
September 18, 2026 at 2:36 PM
A veritable cornucopia!
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Researchers Identify Gene Responsible For Visualizing Murder After Touching Missing Person’s Sweater https://theonion.com/researchers-identify-gene-responsible-for-visualizing-murder-after-touching-missing-persons-sweater/
September 18, 2026 at 2:00 PM
Researchers Identify Gene Responsible For Visualizing Murder After Touching Missing Person’s Sweater https://theonion.com/researchers-identify-gene-responsible-for-visualizing-murder-after-touching-missing-persons-sweater/
I'm done with the rules!
*Breaks every law of physics*
*Breaks every law of physics*
September 18, 2026 at 4:30 AM
I'm done with the rules!
*Breaks every law of physics*
*Breaks every law of physics*
*Steals all the raccoons for a raccoon pile cuddle*
September 18, 2026 at 4:16 AM
*Steals all the raccoons for a raccoon pile cuddle*
*Daydreaming of a twink boyfriend or tomboy girlfriend.*
September 18, 2026 at 2:02 AM
*Daydreaming of a twink boyfriend or tomboy girlfriend.*
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boyfriend's cozy flannel for @topalria.bsky.social !
September 17, 2026 at 4:34 AM
boyfriend's cozy flannel for @topalria.bsky.social !
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Feeling rambunctious tonight... And annoying!
September 17, 2026 at 10:21 PM
Feeling rambunctious tonight... And annoying!
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You never know when carcinization is going to hit.
September 17, 2026 at 8:56 PM
You never know when carcinization is going to hit.
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Dante's Inferno illustrations make the best memes.
September 17, 2026 at 8:57 PM
Dante's Inferno illustrations make the best memes.
Forget "don't touch the boats" the real line should be "don't touch the treats"
September 17, 2026 at 9:42 PM
Forget "don't touch the boats" the real line should be "don't touch the treats"
Me when told to smile for a photo
September 17, 2026 at 9:10 PM
Me when told to smile for a photo
Remember the addage "Happy Racc and we don't destroy your property and give you rabies"
September 17, 2026 at 8:00 PM
Remember the addage "Happy Racc and we don't destroy your property and give you rabies"
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Mitch McConnell Returns To Capitol Hill In Jar Of Formaldehyde
September 17, 2026 at 5:15 PM
Mitch McConnell Returns To Capitol Hill In Jar Of Formaldehyde
Urge to bite rising...
September 17, 2026 at 3:49 PM
Urge to bite rising...