EasilyDistracted
@babblingfringe.bsky.social
I mostly just reply to stuff with piss-takes —frequently a fool. He/Him, all opinions expressed are quite possibly poorly thought out.
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I'm on Germ DM 🔑
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Pinned
in the days of yore youths used to engage in a mysterious rite known as planking
Back in my day we used to chug gallons of milk
There was a fabled time when the internet was so new that it screamed at you, begging you not to force it into life each time you summoned it.
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ME: So I can't put anything else on the scale?
ANUBIS: No. Just your heart
ME: No money, no good deeds?
ANUBIS: No
ME: What about steam points? I've got a ton of steam points
ANUBIS: The point is to be lighter than the feather
ME: I was just hoping to finally do something with the steam points
ANUBIS: No. Just your heart
ME: No money, no good deeds?
ANUBIS: No
ME: What about steam points? I've got a ton of steam points
ANUBIS: The point is to be lighter than the feather
ME: I was just hoping to finally do something with the steam points
September 24, 2026 at 4:00 PM
ME: So I can't put anything else on the scale?
ANUBIS: No. Just your heart
ME: No money, no good deeds?
ANUBIS: No
ME: What about steam points? I've got a ton of steam points
ANUBIS: The point is to be lighter than the feather
ME: I was just hoping to finally do something with the steam points
ANUBIS: No. Just your heart
ME: No money, no good deeds?
ANUBIS: No
ME: What about steam points? I've got a ton of steam points
ANUBIS: The point is to be lighter than the feather
ME: I was just hoping to finally do something with the steam points
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Respect isn't given. It's earned. By accumulating Respect Points. You can earn Respect Points by completing Side Stories or defeating monsters listed on the Job Board. Check the Almanack to see how many Respect Points you need to level up!
September 24, 2026 at 7:07 PM
Respect isn't given. It's earned. By accumulating Respect Points. You can earn Respect Points by completing Side Stories or defeating monsters listed on the Job Board. Check the Almanack to see how many Respect Points you need to level up!
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A spaceship landed in the park. A door dilated. An alien emerged with a chair, which they sat down on, backwards.
"Look," they said, "we're not here, okay? You know why nobody contacts you? Because the write-up would be such a pain."
They sighed.
"Get your shit together, okay? We know you can."
"Look," they said, "we're not here, okay? You know why nobody contacts you? Because the write-up would be such a pain."
They sighed.
"Get your shit together, okay? We know you can."
September 22, 2026 at 4:26 PM
A spaceship landed in the park. A door dilated. An alien emerged with a chair, which they sat down on, backwards.
"Look," they said, "we're not here, okay? You know why nobody contacts you? Because the write-up would be such a pain."
They sighed.
"Get your shit together, okay? We know you can."
"Look," they said, "we're not here, okay? You know why nobody contacts you? Because the write-up would be such a pain."
They sighed.
"Get your shit together, okay? We know you can."
My coworkers are all deeply unserious (complimentary)
September 22, 2026 at 4:19 PM
My coworkers are all deeply unserious (complimentary)
Elk on the grounds that if I’m looking at them through binoculars I’m down to get hundreds of feet closer to elk.
Pop quiz:
Which animal is bigger?
Moose or elk
Which animal is bigger?
Moose or elk
September 22, 2026 at 5:06 AM
Elk on the grounds that if I’m looking at them through binoculars I’m down to get hundreds of feet closer to elk.
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ME: is a W two Vs holding hands
INTERVIEWER: i meant questions about the job
ME: oh sorry
INTERVIEWER:
ME:
INTERVIEWER: it’s an M doing a handstand
INTERVIEWER: i meant questions about the job
ME: oh sorry
INTERVIEWER:
ME:
INTERVIEWER: it’s an M doing a handstand
September 21, 2026 at 3:34 PM
ME: is a W two Vs holding hands
INTERVIEWER: i meant questions about the job
ME: oh sorry
INTERVIEWER:
ME:
INTERVIEWER: it’s an M doing a handstand
INTERVIEWER: i meant questions about the job
ME: oh sorry
INTERVIEWER:
ME:
INTERVIEWER: it’s an M doing a handstand
There is a 20-something asleep on our sofa after a dinner party and I keep having the urge to throw one more blanket on her.
The kids are pretty damn awesome.
The kids are pretty damn awesome.
September 20, 2026 at 6:05 AM
There is a 20-something asleep on our sofa after a dinner party and I keep having the urge to throw one more blanket on her.
The kids are pretty damn awesome.
The kids are pretty damn awesome.
I cannot stress enough how cheap bidets are but also how much they save you on toilet paper.
Easy to install and remove, too! Like downright “I can get that off in the 24 hours before a landlord visit”, even.
Easy to install and remove, too! Like downright “I can get that off in the 24 hours before a landlord visit”, even.
September 20, 2026 at 2:58 AM
I cannot stress enough how cheap bidets are but also how much they save you on toilet paper.
Easy to install and remove, too! Like downright “I can get that off in the 24 hours before a landlord visit”, even.
Easy to install and remove, too! Like downright “I can get that off in the 24 hours before a landlord visit”, even.
Folks, (if it fits in your budget) I cannot recommend an Aftermath subscription enough. It’s like getting the print edition of The Onion except it’s the glory years of Kotaku rather than early ‘00s The Onion.
It’s great games journalism but also wholesome and *fun*.
It’s great games journalism but also wholesome and *fun*.
Screw it, I'm starting a Bracer Guild
aftermath.site/trails-in-the-...
aftermath.site/trails-in-the-...
September 20, 2026 at 2:37 AM
Folks, (if it fits in your budget) I cannot recommend an Aftermath subscription enough. It’s like getting the print edition of The Onion except it’s the glory years of Kotaku rather than early ‘00s The Onion.
It’s great games journalism but also wholesome and *fun*.
It’s great games journalism but also wholesome and *fun*.
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The most American thing you can do is cook something your meemaw used to make hybridized with something your partner’s meemaw used to make (it’s tied with “died because you were a fucking moron”. Remember the Alamo)
September 19, 2026 at 6:27 AM
The most American thing you can do is cook something your meemaw used to make hybridized with something your partner’s meemaw used to make (it’s tied with “died because you were a fucking moron”. Remember the Alamo)
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A friend of mine works in AI and thinks bad things are about to happen. He sold his home and moved his family out the country. He said that if you own a home in a walkable San Francisco neighborhood near a taqueria with good veggie options, you should sell your home for super cheap right now.
September 15, 2026 at 7:01 AM
A friend of mine works in AI and thinks bad things are about to happen. He sold his home and moved his family out the country. He said that if you own a home in a walkable San Francisco neighborhood near a taqueria with good veggie options, you should sell your home for super cheap right now.
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What is that? That's a hard-coded API token that Flock cameras use to identify themselves and get OAuth credentials, which can then be used to talk to Flock's production servers. Like, anyone on the internet can probably do this right now.
What is that? That's a hard-coded API token that Flock cameras use to identify themselves and get OAuth credentials, which can then be used to talk to Flock's production servers. Like, anyone on the internet can probably do this right now.
September 16, 2026 at 9:09 PM
HaJ3FgupAm8RrDJW3MHgT9X7Ft27eVaD
What is that? That's a hard-coded API token that Flock cameras use to identify themselves and get OAuth credentials, which can then be used to talk to Flock's production servers. Like, anyone on the internet can probably do this right now.
What is that? That's a hard-coded API token that Flock cameras use to identify themselves and get OAuth credentials, which can then be used to talk to Flock's production servers. Like, anyone on the internet can probably do this right now.
Long term het romance is so very much alive if there’s joy in your hearts
youtube.com/shorts/3R8T9...
youtube.com/shorts/3R8T9...
I challenge you to a sock-off! #fitness #couple #challenge #funny
YouTube video by Neet Fitness
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September 16, 2026 at 5:17 AM
Long term het romance is so very much alive if there’s joy in your hearts
youtube.com/shorts/3R8T9...
youtube.com/shorts/3R8T9...
“Oh hey this is a parfait except it’s five times as much work and also there’s like no food in there, you have to make this to have Culture” - some French person who made the thing exactly once and decided it wasn’t worth the effort to ever do it again.
We’re rewatching some of our favorite GBBO seasons and I am utterly convinced that the French invented some of this shit just to fuck with the British.
September 16, 2026 at 3:41 AM
“Oh hey this is a parfait except it’s five times as much work and also there’s like no food in there, you have to make this to have Culture” - some French person who made the thing exactly once and decided it wasn’t worth the effort to ever do it again.
We’re rewatching some of our favorite GBBO seasons and I am utterly convinced that the French invented some of this shit just to fuck with the British.
September 16, 2026 at 3:40 AM
We’re rewatching some of our favorite GBBO seasons and I am utterly convinced that the French invented some of this shit just to fuck with the British.
Little man just had his “you’re home now” gab and apparently it was that “this flavor is hated by all cats” cherry so we are less than pleased,
He sure did like having the stuff he spit out washed away with a warm wet washcloth tho.
It’s okay my dude. Pawther groom the gross spit-up away.
He sure did like having the stuff he spit out washed away with a warm wet washcloth tho.
It’s okay my dude. Pawther groom the gross spit-up away.
Apparently the medical term for a “Where’s Waldo Orchi” is “cryptorchidism” which admittedly sounds *hella* cooler.
OMG THIS STONED-ASS KITTEN
little man just made it up the cat tree and onto our mantel and then tried to jump down! My boy you have a one-inch incision by your lowest right nipple! Dude you are smol, a one inch incision isn’t nothing!
little man just made it up the cat tree and onto our mantel and then tried to jump down! My boy you have a one-inch incision by your lowest right nipple! Dude you are smol, a one inch incision isn’t nothing!
September 15, 2026 at 4:38 AM
Little man just had his “you’re home now” gab and apparently it was that “this flavor is hated by all cats” cherry so we are less than pleased,
He sure did like having the stuff he spit out washed away with a warm wet washcloth tho.
It’s okay my dude. Pawther groom the gross spit-up away.
He sure did like having the stuff he spit out washed away with a warm wet washcloth tho.
It’s okay my dude. Pawther groom the gross spit-up away.
Apparently the medical term for a “Where’s Waldo Orchi” is “cryptorchidism” which admittedly sounds *hella* cooler.
OMG THIS STONED-ASS KITTEN
little man just made it up the cat tree and onto our mantel and then tried to jump down! My boy you have a one-inch incision by your lowest right nipple! Dude you are smol, a one inch incision isn’t nothing!
little man just made it up the cat tree and onto our mantel and then tried to jump down! My boy you have a one-inch incision by your lowest right nipple! Dude you are smol, a one inch incision isn’t nothing!
September 15, 2026 at 3:47 AM
Apparently the medical term for a “Where’s Waldo Orchi” is “cryptorchidism” which admittedly sounds *hella* cooler.
OMG THIS STONED-ASS KITTEN
little man just made it up the cat tree and onto our mantel and then tried to jump down! My boy you have a one-inch incision by your lowest right nipple! Dude you are smol, a one inch incision isn’t nothing!
little man just made it up the cat tree and onto our mantel and then tried to jump down! My boy you have a one-inch incision by your lowest right nipple! Dude you are smol, a one inch incision isn’t nothing!
September 15, 2026 at 3:46 AM
OMG THIS STONED-ASS KITTEN
little man just made it up the cat tree and onto our mantel and then tried to jump down! My boy you have a one-inch incision by your lowest right nipple! Dude you are smol, a one inch incision isn’t nothing!
little man just made it up the cat tree and onto our mantel and then tried to jump down! My boy you have a one-inch incision by your lowest right nipple! Dude you are smol, a one inch incision isn’t nothing!
His sister is enjoying the *hell* out of him being a little doped up and unable to get into nooks right now. She’s looking out for him hit also clearly running it in his face that she can get behind chairs and under our ottoman and stuff.
The cone that my little boy kitten came home with after his round two expensive boogaloo of getting fixed has a rag tied like a scarf that goes with it and holy shit if I could find the right tear-away collar that looks like this he’d be my rapper scarf wearing little man forever.
September 15, 2026 at 2:04 AM
His sister is enjoying the *hell* out of him being a little doped up and unable to get into nooks right now. She’s looking out for him hit also clearly running it in his face that she can get behind chairs and under our ottoman and stuff.
The cone that my little boy kitten came home with after his round two expensive boogaloo of getting fixed has a rag tied like a scarf that goes with it and holy shit if I could find the right tear-away collar that looks like this he’d be my rapper scarf wearing little man forever.
September 15, 2026 at 2:00 AM
The cone that my little boy kitten came home with after his round two expensive boogaloo of getting fixed has a rag tied like a scarf that goes with it and holy shit if I could find the right tear-away collar that looks like this he’d be my rapper scarf wearing little man forever.
Alert: Derek is spittin’ again.
IMO, the solution should not be to browbeat people into an old standard, but rather allow people to wear whatever they want. If someone can wear ducky pajamas in public, you can wear tailoring in any cut, color, and material. As options open up, dress can then be a source of pleasure.
September 14, 2026 at 10:38 PM
Alert: Derek is spittin’ again.
Where’s Waldo Orchi for my kitten was a success! We have awoken from anesthesia!
September 14, 2026 at 9:55 PM
Where’s Waldo Orchi for my kitten was a success! We have awoken from anesthesia!
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dig through the TINKER
and burn through the TAILOR
and slam in the back of my SOLDIER SPY
and burn through the TAILOR
and slam in the back of my SOLDIER SPY
September 7, 2026 at 11:03 PM
dig through the TINKER
and burn through the TAILOR
and slam in the back of my SOLDIER SPY
and burn through the TAILOR
and slam in the back of my SOLDIER SPY
This is the funniest thing someone else saw 19 months ago but it’s at least the second funniest thing I’ve seen today as well. Probably the funniest if security door at work smacking me in the face isn’t your idea of funny.
This is one of the funniest videos I've ever seen in my life
September 12, 2026 at 4:57 AM
This is the funniest thing someone else saw 19 months ago but it’s at least the second funniest thing I’ve seen today as well. Probably the funniest if security door at work smacking me in the face isn’t your idea of funny.
$5k in vet bills coming up just because one tiny little kitten testicle is *really* good at hide and seek. Fuck.
September 10, 2026 at 8:29 PM
$5k in vet bills coming up just because one tiny little kitten testicle is *really* good at hide and seek. Fuck.