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Mr. Haircut
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I see the future. We all end up dead.

Neurodivergent | Community Herbalist | Any pronouns | no medical advice | might help ID plants (just ask) ✂️💅🏼 $mycelialgurl
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we all have an emotional support dead famous guy and who he is says a lot about you
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help i’m addicted to making videos of my sculptures singing my favorite songs
October 7, 2026 at 2:27 AM
new job lined up for November 🥰
October 1, 2026 at 8:43 PM
Stoned 2 the gillz.
September 28, 2026 at 11:36 PM
explained to a grown man today that I would not call him "good boy"
September 27, 2026 at 2:45 AM
sometimes I want to talk about what's hurting my heart but pity makes me want to vomit so I'll tell the cat who is gonna scream for food in the morning no matter what is going on with me
September 26, 2026 at 1:55 AM
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Mushrooms from todays hike!
September 6, 2026 at 12:02 PM
Currently watching someone try to get into my job. We don't open for another 30 minutes. No sir.
September 22, 2026 at 1:35 PM
Everything was fine today and I made money. Never mind. I don't need to burn down my life ✌️
September 22, 2026 at 3:05 AM
My anxiety for going back to work tomorrow is so high I just want to quit but it's like goddamn can I even do anything
September 20, 2026 at 10:09 PM
fighting 4 my life out here so maybe I'll be funny online again someday but idk
September 20, 2026 at 4:04 PM
how to not explain to my longest crush the mystery must be maintained
September 9, 2026 at 1:44 AM
Are you really living if you're not called a bad mom by someone's unsupervised 11 year old online?
September 7, 2026 at 1:35 AM
Not indulging in any vices and losing my will to carry on tbh.
September 6, 2026 at 3:17 AM
Southern turns of phrase are fine when you don't have a Yankee in your ear calling you stupid for how you naturally talk.
September 1, 2026 at 3:47 PM
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Found my first cauliflower mushroom of the season!
September 1, 2026 at 2:56 PM
Hey guess what taking my ADHD meds actually helps me have a good day where I didn't feel like a stupid idiot every single second amazing
August 30, 2026 at 1:08 AM
I have to be cacklingest hoe in the salon for some reason.
August 30, 2026 at 12:50 AM
My tummy fucking hurts.
August 27, 2026 at 4:21 AM
Really rude for God to give me my period at a time like this.
August 26, 2026 at 6:56 PM
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This one hurts 🥺💔
She did so much good for the world. Consistently. Insistently.

Rest easy Dolly 🕊️
August 25, 2026 at 7:10 PM
Everyone in the skin is crying.
Dolly Parton Wink
ALT: Dolly Parton Wink
static.klipy.com
August 25, 2026 at 7:13 PM
Finished the 3rd book in my series and now I feel like the lonely Pablo Escobar meme.
August 24, 2026 at 2:22 AM
I got my store a good review 🥰
August 24, 2026 at 2:21 AM
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Girls just want to have fun, according to the sacred texts
August 22, 2026 at 5:55 PM
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Good catch! I missed the mark on that one. I’ll be doing it again. Fuck you. Feed me a lake
August 22, 2026 at 5:58 PM