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abbyhiggs.bsky.social
Finally reunited
Mario on Time magazine and Luigi Mangione on People. The Mario Brothers!
March 2, 2025 at 12:57 PM
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jcsalterego.bsky.social
i'm on bluesky for the scientific community
a series of threaded replies: - my post: who up waning they gibbous - Papa Nurgle's favorite daughter's post: It's a waxing cresent tonight, JERRY - my post: who up waxing they crescent
March 2, 2025 at 2:50 AM
badmovies4eva.bsky.social
That maid needs a raise.
#svengoolie
March 2, 2025 at 2:05 AM
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fungifromyuggoth.bsky.social
"I told him I wanted to stop aging. He gave me a gun!"
March 2, 2025 at 1:56 AM
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steenwes.bsky.social
Hey, she oughta see my doctor, Dr Vinny Boombatz! 👨‍⚕️
#Svengoolie
a man wearing a suit and tie is making a funny face
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March 2, 2025 at 1:53 AM
badmovies4eva.bsky.social
We're bringing in another doctor. Dr. Acula

(RIP Mitch Hedberg)
#svengoolie
March 2, 2025 at 1:46 AM
badmovies4eva.bsky.social
That goes in the Bite-Bank.
- Dracula
#svengoolie
March 2, 2025 at 1:23 AM
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mondobizarrocinema.bsky.social
‘I don’t drink…Prime.’ #Svengoolie
March 2, 2025 at 1:15 AM
badmovies4eva.bsky.social
Christine is always professional.
#svengoolie
December 22, 2024 at 1:11 AM
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elysewillems.bsky.social
Movies have led me to believe that at some point in life...

My car brakes will be cut

I'll need to army crawl through an air duct

Someone will wrongfully commit me to a mental institution

I'll accidentally step into quicksand

Water will spill on my Mogwai
December 14, 2024 at 9:11 PM
badmovies4eva.bsky.social
#svengoolie
a toy story name tag is laying on the floor
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December 15, 2024 at 3:10 AM
badmovies4eva.bsky.social
The best strategy is to kill it.
- Humans about basically anything

#svengoolie
December 15, 2024 at 3:08 AM
badmovies4eva.bsky.social
This is Atreyu all over again.

#svengoolie
December 15, 2024 at 2:59 AM
badmovies4eva.bsky.social
He's going for the Jaws ending

#svengoolie
December 15, 2024 at 2:55 AM
badmovies4eva.bsky.social
#svengoolie

(I miss Madeline Kahn)
a black and white photo of a woman with the word woof on the bottom
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December 15, 2024 at 2:41 AM
badmovies4eva.bsky.social
STFU!
Caveman to Julio

#svengoolie
December 15, 2024 at 2:38 AM
badmovies4eva.bsky.social
And with that, the pie in the face was born.

#svengoolie
December 15, 2024 at 2:28 AM
badmovies4eva.bsky.social
#svengoolie
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December 15, 2024 at 2:27 AM
badmovies4eva.bsky.social
Ok. I'm done with the caveman.

#svengoolie
December 15, 2024 at 2:25 AM
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piquant00.bsky.social
Movie bad. #Svengoolie
December 15, 2024 at 2:10 AM
badmovies4eva.bsky.social
We are witnessing a caveman literally being taken aback.
#svengoolie
December 15, 2024 at 2:10 AM
badmovies4eva.bsky.social
Just when you were all having fun, here are freezing, starving animals.

#svengoolie
December 15, 2024 at 2:05 AM
badmovies4eva.bsky.social
But...worse.
#svengoolie
a t-rex is standing in front of a car that says ' jurassic park ' on the side
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December 15, 2024 at 2:02 AM
badmovies4eva.bsky.social
I wanna be with you. You know, biblically.

#svengoolie
December 15, 2024 at 2:01 AM
badmovies4eva.bsky.social
This crater smells like whiskey & Irish Spring.

#svengoolie
December 15, 2024 at 1:56 AM