Bagel Dust
@bageldust.bsky.social
Like an everything bagel, I’m only here for those with taste.
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now go home and get your fuckin shinebox, charlie brown
September 15, 2026 at 10:53 PM
now go home and get your fuckin shinebox, charlie brown
I love how it’s my fault when snacks I didn’t buy expire.
September 15, 2026 at 6:57 PM
I love how it’s my fault when snacks I didn’t buy expire.
Announcing a personal change to a response I use regularly instead of “yes.”I’m sure it’s already been done but here it is for all to use:
Does the Pope wear a Sox hat?
Does the Pope wear a Sox hat?
September 14, 2026 at 11:45 PM
Announcing a personal change to a response I use regularly instead of “yes.”I’m sure it’s already been done but here it is for all to use:
Does the Pope wear a Sox hat?
Does the Pope wear a Sox hat?
Mitch doing his best impression of us all at work: alive and breathing while looking like death.
September 14, 2026 at 11:02 PM
Mitch doing his best impression of us all at work: alive and breathing while looking like death.
Oh look! A fine aged wine post!
Fire Matt LaFleur now.
September 13, 2026 at 11:23 PM
Oh look! A fine aged wine post!
Fuck YouTubeTV and their “enjoy the zen commercials.” My dogs go apeshit at all the animals on screen.
No zen to be had.
No zen to be had.
September 13, 2026 at 7:53 PM
Fuck YouTubeTV and their “enjoy the zen commercials.” My dogs go apeshit at all the animals on screen.
No zen to be had.
No zen to be had.
We definitely should have seen all of this coming.
September 13, 2026 at 5:33 AM
We definitely should have seen all of this coming.
NFL should have kept the grass.
September 10, 2026 at 2:07 AM
NFL should have kept the grass.
America is falling apart but at least the NFL is back!
September 10, 2026 at 12:23 AM
America is falling apart but at least the NFL is back!
I post for the bots.
September 9, 2026 at 5:24 AM
I post for the bots.
Tomorrow should be worse.
September 8, 2026 at 1:38 AM
Tomorrow should be worse.
Millennials hold onto nostalgia because we spent our lifetime watching our “grownup” parents be miserable.
September 7, 2026 at 4:12 PM
Millennials hold onto nostalgia because we spent our lifetime watching our “grownup” parents be miserable.
Costco is the only consistent thing in life.
September 6, 2026 at 6:44 PM
Costco is the only consistent thing in life.
My 38th reason is Bluesky.
September 4, 2026 at 10:18 PM
My 38th reason is Bluesky.
If AI could just take over already that would be great.
September 4, 2026 at 4:11 PM
If AI could just take over already that would be great.
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it’s Mrs. Pibb now, thanks to woke
September 4, 2026 at 1:12 AM
it’s Mrs. Pibb now, thanks to woke
If you are going to Kanye concerts you are also part of the problem.
September 4, 2026 at 2:29 PM
If you are going to Kanye concerts you are also part of the problem.
We got GTA White House before GTA VI
September 3, 2026 at 10:11 PM
We got GTA White House before GTA VI
Ai slop bomb has a new meaning this morning.
August 31, 2026 at 12:57 PM
Ai slop bomb has a new meaning this morning.
Ever been golfing and wish you could get the same rush you get while hitting a woman? Well wish no more!
Good Good Driver! Hit the ball like you hit women!
Good Good Driver! Hit the ball like you hit women!
August 24, 2026 at 9:20 PM
Ever been golfing and wish you could get the same rush you get while hitting a woman? Well wish no more!
Good Good Driver! Hit the ball like you hit women!
Good Good Driver! Hit the ball like you hit women!
Our dreams should cut to loading screen hints right as they end and we wake up.
“You can manage your daily depression levels by drinking at your local dive bar.”
“You can manage your daily depression levels by drinking at your local dive bar.”
August 24, 2026 at 5:23 PM
Our dreams should cut to loading screen hints right as they end and we wake up.
“You can manage your daily depression levels by drinking at your local dive bar.”
“You can manage your daily depression levels by drinking at your local dive bar.”
What’s the matter? You’ve barely touched any of your AI slop.
What’s the matter? You’ve barely touched any of your internet.
August 24, 2026 at 5:14 PM
What’s the matter? You’ve barely touched any of your AI slop.
“What does not kill me makes me stronger.” -Friedrich Nietzsche (while probably struggling on the toilet)
August 24, 2026 at 5:11 PM
“What does not kill me makes me stronger.” -Friedrich Nietzsche (while probably struggling on the toilet)
My sextape is called…(let your predictive text finish the sentence.)
My sextape is called the word of mouth because it’s the most powerful tool.
My sextape is called the word of mouth because it’s the most powerful tool.
My sextape is called…(let your predictive text finish the sentence.
My sextape is called when I was born in the hospital trip to the hospital trip to the hospital trip to the hospital trip
My sextape is called when I was born in the hospital trip to the hospital trip to the hospital trip to the hospital trip
My sextape is called…(let your predictive text finish the sentence.
My sextape is called a little late and I'm so glad you got sun
My sextape is called a little late and I'm so glad you got sun
August 24, 2026 at 1:00 AM
My sextape is called…(let your predictive text finish the sentence.)
My sextape is called the word of mouth because it’s the most powerful tool.
My sextape is called the word of mouth because it’s the most powerful tool.
Call me a recall because of how people avoid me.
August 22, 2026 at 8:02 PM
Call me a recall because of how people avoid me.