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Shopkeepin’ it real. Posts by Scott.

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Or visit us:
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UB8 1AB
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They’re using Ai at THE JOB CENTRE.
September 16, 2026 at 1:07 PM
I'm listening to interviews with each of Crosby, Stills, Nash and Young individually and then splicing them together in my mind to create a plausible timeline of events and it's not going well but that's fine because what is time, anyway?
August 26, 2026 at 9:10 PM
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RIP Dolly Parton, a truly kind and inspiring person, that did so much good.

If you've not listened to this audio series on her, I recommend it.

She was truly great.

open.spotify.com/show/0dfJjJy...
Dolly Parton's America
Podcast · WNYC Studios & OSM Audio · In this intensely divided moment, one of the few things everyone still seems to agree on is Dolly Parton—but why? That simple question leads to a deeply personal, ...
open.spotify.com
August 25, 2026 at 7:47 PM
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This is the letter kids got at the end of Dolly’s Imagination Library. I defy you to read this and not cry.
August 25, 2026 at 6:28 PM
Dolly Parton was a brilliant, brilliant human being.
August 25, 2026 at 6:10 PM
Post a picture that should be an album cover.
August 22, 2026 at 5:10 PM
Three men drawn from photos of the Florida State Fair. Fountain pen and carbon ink on watercolour paper.
August 21, 2026 at 8:39 PM
If I was Harry and Meghan I wouldn’t be able to resist washing up on the Dover coast in a small boat. Just for a laugh.
August 21, 2026 at 6:45 PM
Some bloke.
August 19, 2026 at 6:38 PM
@mrjamesob.bsky.social There's still half an hour to pivot to "Have you ever fallen down a well?"
August 19, 2026 at 11:35 AM
Imagine covering Kitty Wells and equalling the greatness. www.youtube.com/watch?v=umDh...
Sierra Ferrell - If I Was a Bottle (Kitty Wells)
YouTube video by Sierra Ferrell
www.youtube.com
August 16, 2026 at 6:25 PM
One day off the point-scoring is obviously asking too much. So many points up for grabs.
August 15, 2026 at 2:41 PM
I know everyone is worried about Artificial Intelligence eventually killing all of humanity but I just asked Alexa to play Hank Williams and it played Hank Williams Junior and in a way that’s worse
August 9, 2026 at 1:44 PM
I’ve got some pretty hot and controversial takes about Alley Cats, let me tell you. And I’ll be releasing them vicariously through badly animated cartoon animals.
August 9, 2026 at 9:52 AM
@mrjamesob.bsky.social Can't see any problem at all with having jail sentences effectively decided by The Sun.
August 5, 2026 at 9:17 AM
Everyone is arguing about Covid again.
August 2, 2026 at 5:56 PM
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@balconyshirts.co.uk - if you're looking to do a video I think I might manage the voiceover.
#BinDayIsComing
July 31, 2026 at 9:22 PM
I’ve started dressing up as Mrs Doubtfire so I can water the garden with a hose.
August 1, 2026 at 8:17 AM
Manchester this, Manchester that.
July 24, 2026 at 10:04 PM
I’ve just seen how many rip offs of our design there are available including an Amazon seller who has actually called themselves “Official Count Binface”. The size of the cojones to do that! You have to respect it.
We designed the official T-shirt for Count Binface’s campaign in Clacton. He’s very generously donating 50% of his proceeds to the homeless charity Shelter. If you’d like one, we are going as fast as we can, available at Binfaceshop.co.uk
July 24, 2026 at 7:43 PM
We designed the official T-shirt for Count Binface’s campaign in Clacton. He’s very generously donating 50% of his proceeds to the homeless charity Shelter. If you’d like one, we are going as fast as we can, available at Binfaceshop.co.uk
July 22, 2026 at 10:00 PM
It's going to be funny watching Farage run a "Me against the establishment" campaign in Clacton when the "establishment" will be represented by a bin.
July 8, 2026 at 9:42 AM
wen ronaldo cry plez?
July 6, 2026 at 7:38 PM
Listen, we will be opening as normal at 9am on Monday but can we all agree that no one calls, emails or comes in the shop before, say, 11am?

Thanks!
July 3, 2026 at 8:54 AM