Balsalmic Niggarette 🥗
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1908 🩷💚• pharmacy • 🇯🇲 • 29 • Virgo • Htx • Proverbs 31:26 🌹
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Chamomile tea + 🚬🍃 + a book = 🩷
October 9, 2026 at 3:51 AM
Chamomile tea + 🚬🍃 + a book = 🩷
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Ain’t nothing like a Black man with gray in his beard. My God, today.
October 9, 2026 at 3:03 AM
Ain’t nothing like a Black man with gray in his beard. My God, today.
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Fall party 🍂🍁
October 9, 2026 at 12:57 AM
Fall party 🍂🍁
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Girls get out a relationship and go straight to the admissions office
October 8, 2026 at 11:27 PM
Girls get out a relationship and go straight to the admissions office
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"Being hated by losers is the price you pay for not being one" is a BAR
August 31, 2026 at 12:59 AM
"Being hated by losers is the price you pay for not being one" is a BAR
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Don’t you just want to flirt with someone from across a table with dim lights and drinks?
August 31, 2026 at 12:11 AM
Don’t you just want to flirt with someone from across a table with dim lights and drinks?
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Life is to be lived. To be enjoyed.
August 31, 2026 at 1:28 AM
Life is to be lived. To be enjoyed.
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ITS MY MF BIRTHDAY 🎉🎂🍾
Heres to the start of 34 years around the sun ♍️
Heres to the start of 34 years around the sun ♍️
August 30, 2026 at 5:53 PM
ITS MY MF BIRTHDAY 🎉🎂🍾
Heres to the start of 34 years around the sun ♍️
Heres to the start of 34 years around the sun ♍️
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everybody's looking for the same thing and nobody can find it.
August 31, 2026 at 12:17 AM
everybody's looking for the same thing and nobody can find it.
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on any given Sunday
August 30, 2026 at 11:29 PM
on any given Sunday
Nothing pisses me off more than just being out somewhere and it’s niggas with their shirt off (for no reason, mind you) and they turn to look at you and just start staring and squeeze up dem breast muscle!!! Yo!!! NUH MEK MI LIK YUH INNA YUH FARRID!!!!
August 30, 2026 at 10:56 PM
Nothing pisses me off more than just being out somewhere and it’s niggas with their shirt off (for no reason, mind you) and they turn to look at you and just start staring and squeeze up dem breast muscle!!! Yo!!! NUH MEK MI LIK YUH INNA YUH FARRID!!!!
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Breakfast 🍔 🤷🏾♂️🤷🏾♂️
August 29, 2026 at 11:57 AM
Breakfast 🍔 🤷🏾♂️🤷🏾♂️
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Interesting…
Like, who doesn’t appreciate a clutter-free work space?
Like, who doesn’t appreciate a clutter-free work space?
August 29, 2026 at 8:07 PM
Interesting…
Like, who doesn’t appreciate a clutter-free work space?
Like, who doesn’t appreciate a clutter-free work space?
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It’s been a long time since I had sex and needed all the extra bells and whistles. When chemistry is good, you don’t need nothing else.
August 30, 2026 at 1:21 AM
It’s been a long time since I had sex and needed all the extra bells and whistles. When chemistry is good, you don’t need nothing else.
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My daughter will be 11 this year, I’ve curated such a structure that bedtime arguments aren’t a thing.
She’s gotten an extra hour due to her age of course but within that extra hour, sista is in bed half asleep.
The babies need a schedule, structure, and discipline (self-control training).
She’s gotten an extra hour due to her age of course but within that extra hour, sista is in bed half asleep.
The babies need a schedule, structure, and discipline (self-control training).
August 30, 2026 at 1:49 AM
My daughter will be 11 this year, I’ve curated such a structure that bedtime arguments aren’t a thing.
She’s gotten an extra hour due to her age of course but within that extra hour, sista is in bed half asleep.
The babies need a schedule, structure, and discipline (self-control training).
She’s gotten an extra hour due to her age of course but within that extra hour, sista is in bed half asleep.
The babies need a schedule, structure, and discipline (self-control training).
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Nigga stopped pounding that rubber rump to be a jackass, on a Sunday morning 😭
August 30, 2026 at 2:50 PM
Nigga stopped pounding that rubber rump to be a jackass, on a Sunday morning 😭
Rubber rump
August 30, 2026 at 3:09 PM
Rubber rump
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WITH OUT BEING ASKED is the very important part.
Test questions:
Can you change the oil, tires, etc? Fix the broken cabinet? Change the lightbulbs? Take out the trash? Cut the grass? Bring in the heavy bags? Put together the purchases? Without being asked?? You know, men shit.
Can you change the oil, tires, etc? Fix the broken cabinet? Change the lightbulbs? Take out the trash? Cut the grass? Bring in the heavy bags? Put together the purchases? Without being asked?? You know, men shit.
August 30, 2026 at 2:33 PM
WITH OUT BEING ASKED is the very important part.
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Only assumption I’m making is that he not gonna swing if we go out and something pop off.
Anything else, ain’t my business.
Anything else, ain’t my business.
Let me ask the fellas a question:
Say you meet a guy, good guy, and yall become friends or at least really good associates.
You find out the guy is divorced twice. Both of his ex-wives cheated on him…and both women are still with the men they transgressed with.
Do you make any assumptions?
Say you meet a guy, good guy, and yall become friends or at least really good associates.
You find out the guy is divorced twice. Both of his ex-wives cheated on him…and both women are still with the men they transgressed with.
Do you make any assumptions?
August 30, 2026 at 2:23 PM
Only assumption I’m making is that he not gonna swing if we go out and something pop off.
Anything else, ain’t my business.
Anything else, ain’t my business.
Self aware enough to know that I am exceptionally bad at lying or performing for long periods of time, i’m super intolerant to foolishness, I have an aura that will motivate you to spend all your money on me, and I ask too many questions 😂
Not the first choice for safe/easy wife 😂and that is okay
Not the first choice for safe/easy wife 😂and that is okay
August 30, 2026 at 10:53 AM
Self aware enough to know that I am exceptionally bad at lying or performing for long periods of time, i’m super intolerant to foolishness, I have an aura that will motivate you to spend all your money on me, and I ask too many questions 😂
Not the first choice for safe/easy wife 😂and that is okay
Not the first choice for safe/easy wife 😂and that is okay
I only want to get married if it makes sense… it’s not something I’d prioritize above my overall happiness and peace, though
If I only cared about just being able to say i’m married, could’ve got it out the way by now
If it’s not improving my QOL, it seems counterproductive imo.
If I only cared about just being able to say i’m married, could’ve got it out the way by now
If it’s not improving my QOL, it seems counterproductive imo.
how many of y’all actually wanna get married
August 30, 2026 at 7:54 AM
I only want to get married if it makes sense… it’s not something I’d prioritize above my overall happiness and peace, though
If I only cared about just being able to say i’m married, could’ve got it out the way by now
If it’s not improving my QOL, it seems counterproductive imo.
If I only cared about just being able to say i’m married, could’ve got it out the way by now
If it’s not improving my QOL, it seems counterproductive imo.
Roasting peaches with cinnamon + honey and putting it with french vanilla icecream
August 30, 2026 at 3:59 AM
Roasting peaches with cinnamon + honey and putting it with french vanilla icecream
Omg Mother Mary on HBO is so good
August 30, 2026 at 3:15 AM
Omg Mother Mary on HBO is so good
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None of my other sunflowers did great this year…this one though.
August 30, 2026 at 2:21 AM
None of my other sunflowers did great this year…this one though.